Part 1 wrapped up with Ciara trying to convince us she’s this bad ass that NO ONE DARES fuck with, which is laughable. I think she meant she wishes this is how she could be portrayed but she’s been the biggest doormat of men across all of Bravo. Maybe a close second is Scheana on

Ciara – still just so very cringy every time she opens her mouth. I don’t know why Andy let her go on so long with these stupid text messages between her and Amanda. They’re so embarrassing for her. We quickly got the gist of it. Amanda was lying her ass off, and Ciara was interrogating

So the much-anticipated reunion started off weird. Lindsay and Kyle on the green screen pretending to be just discovering Amanda and West’s post about their relationship. Carl happens to call during this little reenactment or whatever you want to call it, and gives his take on ‘touchy feeley’ clues that he had noticed. Mia is

Here we go, finale time! Picking up at the party. Amanda makes me chuckle at how she tells all of the guys in the house that she loves them, except for her husband. I don’t think she ever loved Kyle. She looked at him as a sugar daddy/meal ticket. We are talking their relationship to

Picking up with Ciara following West to the front landing not really a porch. Jesse joins. West comments how it feels so 2023. Ciara jumps all over that shit, stating “we’re so back.” Well that was awkward. West is like ‘yeah no we so ARE not.’ I like how he responds “I appreciate it” to