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Summer House – 3/31/26 – Part 1- Cheating is Fundamental

Well — there are a lot of theories and stories and gossip etc about West and Amanda. There’s a theory that they had been talking/hooking up, however you want to put it, last year during filming. I think Kyle just issued a statement he thinks it started in June. He’s also claiming to be concerned

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Summer House – 3/24/26 – It’s Getting Old

After they return from their drunken clubbing night, (btw with Ben carrying a drunk Amanda into the house) At this point I’m going to have to go ahead and assume he wants viewers and the house to see he’s crushing on her. When a man starts lifting up and carrying a woman around, and this

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Summer House – 3/17/26 – How West Won

This episode annoyed me in so many ways. West! UUUUUGHHHHHH! Ben UUUUUUGHHHHHH!!! Bailey was right: When Jesse made a joke about Ben crushing on Amanda, Ben laughed. His tantrum was so unnecessary. Also by the way, that is totally the reason he didn’t want ‘different rules for married people.’ Bailey looks extremely put off, as

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Summer House – 3/10/26 – Better Watch The Missus!

This stupid conversation wraps up between Ciara and Jesse. His reasoning for objectifying her as property or a sexual conquest is that she was being very flirty, and he was confused. Let’s review. 1. Last summer he laid on top of her in a floatie, and simulated sex with her. She laughed and just said

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Summer House – 3/3/26 – Guys Are Amoebas on Fleas on Rats

Getting ready for the next event – a renaissance era theme. Ciara does way too much for Jesse and West. She helps Jesse with his costume, after he tells her walking behind her, he likes her little skirt. Yes I’m sure you do, Jesse. West heavily sighs in his room as he hears Jesse flirting

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Summer House – 2/17/26 – Ask Me Questions, I’ll Tell You Lies

Here we go. Kyle stormed from the table after he tried to make a weird buzzed apology to the group for his marriage troubles, Everyone just eating away like they haven’t eaten in a week, as he was rambling, was the most entertaining part. I think they’re so immune to his weird-ass ‘apologies.’ They continue

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