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Summer House – 3/10/26 – Better Watch The Missus!

This stupid conversation wraps up between Ciara and Jesse. His reasoning for objectifying her as property or a sexual conquest is that she was being very flirty, and he was confused. Let’s review. 1. Last summer he laid on top of her in a floatie, and simulated sex with her. She laughed and just said

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Summer House – 3/3/26 – Guys Are Amoebas on Fleas on Rats

Getting ready for the next event – a renaissance era theme. Ciara does way too much for Jesse and West. She helps Jesse with his costume, after he tells her walking behind her, he likes her little skirt. Yes I’m sure you do, Jesse. West heavily sighs in his room as he hears Jesse flirting

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Summer House – 2/17/26 – Ask Me Questions, I’ll Tell You Lies

Here we go. Kyle stormed from the table after he tried to make a weird buzzed apology to the group for his marriage troubles, Everyone just eating away like they haven’t eaten in a week, as he was rambling, was the most entertaining part. I think they’re so immune to his weird-ass ‘apologies.’ They continue

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Summer House – 2/10/26 – Let Them Have Spaghetti

So the skinny-dipping issue, I think for Kyle may have seen she was the only one that took her clothes off. And it’s quite clear they don’t have sex anymore at all, and she’s ripping her clothes off for other guys. It was weird, and probably not appropriate, however is he an angel? No he’s

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Summer House Premier – 2/3/26 – The Jackasses Arrive

Here we go, the final Summer House of dealing with the excruciating Kyle and Amanda, and their constant bickering and putting each other down. I’ve always said this. They’re both immature, but in different ways. I know a lot of you 100% side with Amanda, and I normally would side with the woman because I

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Summer House Reunion Part 2 – It’s a (Lover)boy!

Amanda and Kyle are up. It’s a little sad listening to them. I know a couple doesn’t have to be exactly alike to get along, and opposites attract and you have to balance each other out, and whatever they say. I think all men are a waste of space, and lying cheating pieces of shit,

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