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Summer House 4/4/24

Lindsay calls their issues “little miniature flags but not red enough for her to be like, ohhhh I don’t wanna get married.” That sounds like a typical comment from the problematic one in the relationship. They’re usually happy as fuck and see the issues as minor, but from Carl’s point of view, the flags are

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Summer House 3/28/24

The Southern themed dinner gets underway. Ciara calls the boys in from the balcony like a mom calling her kids in for dinner. I loved the Ciara and Lindsay duo working hard in the kitchen to feed everyone. It’s nice to see Lindsay acting normal and likable for one thing, which she occasionally does, and

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Summer House 3/21/24

Gabby’s all concerned about Lindsay’s whereabouts. She took off, sorta. after she managed to squeeze through the gate. Sadly I feel like she is returning. How did Gabby draw the short straw? Poor girl, I feel bad for her. She’s already whining at having to be her designated counselor and/or cheerleader. Keep running Lindsay. Keep

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Summer House 3/14/24

So how cute is it that Jesse Solomon and West have hit it off? It’s hard to believe they really didn’t know each other at all. That’s the story they’re going with right? They have such a bromance going. Ciara’s and West’s date went well. Hopefully he stopped sweating at some point. I kind of

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Summer House 3/7/24

So do we think we finally have some winners here in Bravo’s attempt at adding interesting and funny dudes to the cast?? West is hysterical, and doesn’t take himself seriously at all. Jesse is also funny, and a little forward, so that should make things interesting. I’m a little surprised Danielle isn’t all over him.

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Summer House 2/29/24

Kyle and Amanda. It’s hard for me to decide who’s in the wrong. Technically they both can be, I know. My tendency is to usually take the woman’s side, because I think all men suck. I think I can be objective, though because I do see some things in Amanda that would be frustrating for

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