So the much-anticipated reunion started off weird.
Lindsay and Kyle on the green screen pretending to be just discovering Amanda and West’s post about their relationship.
Carl happens to call during this little reenactment or whatever you want to call it, and gives his take on ‘touchy feeley’ clues that he had noticed.
Mia is chiming in too. She’s in Cali and wants to hop on a red-eye to ‘check on Ciara.’ Who was NOT in a relationship with Worst, but in her delulu mind she was.
They do acknowledge that they’re not buying the ‘January timeline.’ Kyle says he was seeing ‘blinds’ (blind item posts) in June of last year. So he WAS sus last summer during filming. I thought he was, given some of his subtle commentary. I just wonder why he never called it out?
I think what pissed me off about the entire reunion was the fact that those two shitheads sat and pretended they hadn’t been hooking up as of summer 2025 while filming. And like NO ONE called them out!
Did they not watch the season, and see all of the queues?
What about all of the footage? Always sitting by each other,
his hand on her thigh the first time Kyle flipped out, the chair pulling when she and Kyle were arguing, all of the embraces and kisses and I love you’s?
What about that ‘oh shit’ face Amanda had when they were embracing on the last day, and saying ‘I love you’ to each other. Ciara came up behind them since she’s always lurking around wherever he is at, and Amanda thought she overheard (which she didn’t since she’s oblivious.)
What about the scene with that random chick, and Amanda hopped on the other side of him? He proceeded to caress her back and play with her hair? We’re just going to act like they didn’t see that?
They seriously are not calling this out? I felt like I was in the twilight zone.
Oh April 23rd they filmed. My anniverseary to my lying cheating diabolical narc phony-ass sociopathic ex husbandl. How fitting.
Okay so th is is petty and insigni but I thought it was funny that th ey all arrived to the studio already in hair and makeup (well Lindsay was in huge rollerls which expkains her over poofy 80’s Dynasty hair) Did they have their glam off site ? Did Bravo not provide glam? I’m curious.
Speaking of glam or lack of glam, I feel like I would be completely remiss in not addressing Amanda’s ‘fuck-ass’ as it’s being called, hairstyle.
I agree totally. With the mouse-brown color of her hair that she refuses to dye for whatever reason, I’m assuming that would take too much energy for her to haul her ass to a salon once a month, it looks like a fucking turd popping out of her head.
West arrives looking kind of nerved out as I expected him to, and meets Amanda in their joint dressing room.
Okay so I ddin’t notice this but it was pointed out on FaceBook, Ciara is the only one as they arrived that didn’t thank their driver.
Just saying. Your intense infatuation with a dude that doesn’t like you shouldn’t get in the way of common every day manners, such as thanking the guy driving your dumb entitled ass around New York City.
I’m sure Amanda has been popping the xannies like crazy. Oh no wait, it’s Prozac, not xannies.
That’s the drug that she and Ciara were plugging when they were on WWHL like a couple psychos, telling everyone that they “need to get medicated.”
Between those two, I don’t know who is the bigger airhead. Worst definitely has a type.
Okay some are getting glam. Ignore my comment about that. Amanda arrived already done up with her turd hair so she wouldn’t have to interact with anyone.
Ciara is already tearing up as Andy makes his rounds in the dressing rooms. She claims she’s hurt the mostly by Amanda, but we all know that’s not true. She’s like ‘Amanda yeah, sure…’ when Andy asks her.
She was still pathetically chasing after Worst, still thought he liked her when he told her multiple times he didn’t.
She can take or leave Amanda’s friendship in my opinion. They were friends for the show, and you can’t convince me otherwise. Perhaps they talked and hung out here and there in the ten non-filming months, but not a lot and I will die on that hill.
Not to be the Hair Police, but I wish Andy would get a haircut already. This surfer boy look is NOT it. Like Kyle’s mullet, it was cute for a minute or two, not it just looks messy and dirty constantly.
He asks her one glaring question she may have about all of this, and that’s “why?’
It’s kind of self-explanatory, but okay. Yo can already see how she seriously thinks this is a whole big conspiracy about her.
I hate that I have to address this, but seems Worst has a habit of sending out dick pics to the ladies, and said ladies, or perhaps just one in particular, are sharing them with the universe.
Why do guys do that? WHY DO they do that? Worst even does it when it’ not even ‘you know’ in that state you would think guys would want them when they ‘show them off.’
Andy talks to Worst and Amanda who are ALREADY lying and claiming they are shutting down ‘rumors.’ Like what ‘rumors??’ There are no VUMORS! What’s been being said is 100% accurate.
Amanda sorry what?
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! We know you were already banging. Just look at Worst’s face!
I hate when people think when they simply SAY something, that makes it true. And THEN they also think that if they keep repeating it, that makes it even more true! It doesn’t.
Worst looks guilty and grimy as all bloody hell right?
Ciara apologizes to Kyle for not seeing his side. Okay so now that she’s pissed at Amanda, Kyle is great? Got it.
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Okay here we go. Worst looks like he’s going to puke as he walks onto the stage.
They have Ciara walking in last and of course she delivers sex. That’s what she does. Worst ogles her as she walks by, which is kind of gross of him, but it’s not surprising.
He can have her any time he wants her, so I don’t know what she thinks she’s dangling or proving. You’re not really hard to get, Ciara.
At this moment is when Worst realizes his dick pics are flying around the world wide net.
I don’t think someone ‘hacked’ his fucking phone. I think the bitches he sent them to saw an opportunity, and shared them. According to my ex, it’s not even humanly possible to hack someone’s phone.
Like I’m sure there were plenty of other photos on his phone that would have been shared, if someone ‘hacked it.’ Such as pictures of him and Amanda together, that don’t match their fake timeline.
He’s calling them ‘nudes’ when they’re fucking dick pics. I think women send ‘nudes.’ Maybe I’m wrong. This is out of my wheelhouse.
The guys let him know he’s late to the game and they’ve already seen the pics.
Amanda’s pissed she’s never gotten one.
Can’t make this shit up.
In other words, who the hell are you sending dick pics to asshole??
The other side of the couch looks in disbelief as this is going on. As are we.
I know it’s trivial but I think Kyle should have been on the other side of Andy instead of Stage 5 Clinger Ciara (haha I swrped that off of a FaceBokebok comment it’s so perfect!)
Kyle and Amanda were married.
Ciara and Amanda are fake for-the-show friends, and Ciara was in a delulu situationship with Worst. He’s just too much of a wuss to tell her to get lost.
Amanda vows to apologize and take accountability. Ciara makes a pissy comment that their public statement didn’t include her and Kyle’s names.
OMG who cares. Always about you. At what point will she get sick of her same tired story line of guys not liking her.
Andy make his ‘hello how are your rounds’ and for me, it’s a liitle over the top how they’re all pouty and melancholy about this ‘scandal.’ I mean really.
1. Kyle and Amanda’s marriage was a farce from Day 1. They haven’t even banged since they got married. I don’t condone cheating but it’s too much drama given the toxicity of their marriage.
2. Ciara had a weird obsession with Worst. They dated 3 or 4 years ago for 6 months. He’s a fuck boy and was never even serious about her. I don’t know why she thinks because he took her to a family wedding, he had to marry her, and was indebted to her for life.
3. Ciara and Amanda were friends on the show. It’s not like they’ve been friends for 20 years. Amanda is now with a dude, who is NO PRIZE by the way, that Ciara was was infatuated with.
None of this is ideal. I don’t love it, but it’s not that earth shattering.
Ciara’s really smug and thinking she’s the star here and the ultimate victim. But she’s not. Worst was NOT her man.
Ciara looks like she wants to cry and/or throw up as soon as Andy starts talking about West and Amanda.
Andy asks Ciara when she first ‘suspected.’
She knows the exact date – January 17th. That’s disturbing, but not surprising.
Amanda wa sharing her location with Ciara, which showed West’s place. Well I mean that’s pretty cut and dry.
Amanda didn’t respond to the text of being invited out for drinks until an ENTIRE half an hour when Mia started a group chat. I mean, alert the media.
She’s at Worst’s and of course ignoring Ciara.
Ciara is all cranked up, so you can see how this is going to go.
I wish she could cool it down somewhat, but I know she’s pissed Worst again is not choosing her.
It’s pretty bad when I’m starting to take the cheater’s side here because Ciara is just so stupid and annoying, and can’t even have an intelligent conversation.
Amanda is trying to spin it that Worst was this chum of hers, and was “there for her all summer.”
Ciara: “Where was I?”
My smart-ass answer: you don’t have a penis.
She asks Amanda how many times she’s blown her off to hang out, then when she starts to answer it, Ciara tells her to shut the fuck up.
Apparently Amanda, who never wanted to leave their apartment when she was with Kyle, now has quite the active social life. It’s now dinner and drinks non-stop.
I’m surprised Kyle was quiet through that announcement. She’s trying to explain why she kept ignoring Ciara.
It’s just because she was suddenly so ‘busy’ with all of her friends, not because she was banging Worst and didn’t want to lie to her face.
And it just so happens the only posts she’s made about her hang-outs are with Worst’s friends.
She claims all of these other phantom friends she hung out with she didn’t bother posting.
I don’t know what Ciara means by “you don’t want to cross that bridge with me…”
She’s confusing – whatever it is she was trying to say – who the hell knows, with ‘we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.’
You can see that all three parts of this reunion are basically going to be Ciara yelling at Amanda and Worst, because we all know that she’s the eternal entitled victim.
Jesse is such a fucking liar.
He totally knew they were hooking up all last summer. That whole scene when Ciara followed them into their room at 3am, Jesse was CLEARLY ribbing Worst about hooking up with Ciara knowing he was fucking Amanda. Was Worst playing along? Yes he was, because he has a habit of telling Ciara what she wants to hear.
Ciara was just standing there grinning from ear to ear looking stupid.
And you know full well, Worst would be dying to share this with Jesse. I’m sure he felt like such a stud! Two bitches in the house want him!
Two bitches with terrible taste in men!
Just the fact that Amanda quickly spits out “Jesse didn’t know anything!” tells me she’s lying. Not to mentions he closes her eyes which basically means you’re hiding something. It’s an innate reflex you don’t know even know you’re doing. No this wasn’t just a blink. She legit closed her eyes.
I don’t get why Ciara perceives herself as this badass bitch that no one fucks with. She’s SUCH a pushover.
Austen Jesse and Worst, walked all over her and treated her crappy. She did nothing about it except cry and call Worst a loser.
Why does Worst just sit here with this dumbfounded look on his face saying absolutely nothing?
Spoke too soon. He DOES speak. He admits to lying. Good job.
Ciara takes the opportunity to give him some scathing critiques, that for the most part I agree with. He IS a complete fraud. I doubt that he’s even into Amanda anymore now that the lying and sneaking around behind Kyle’s back is over.
I mean that was some bold-ass shit last summer. Like right under his nose and kind of even LITERAL. It was right in front of him they were acting like a couple.
So let me get this straight. Worst is literally simultaneously juggling Amanda, Ciara and this Mia chick from wherever (not our Mia.)
Sounds like my ex who was simultaneously with me, his out of state bitch and the local bitch at the same time. He’s now married to the local ugly ozempic face hag. Must suck to only be able to be skinny if you abuse a drug that fucks with your digestive system and tricks you into thinking you don’t need to eat.
Sounds like a GREAT idea to take that shit long-term. It’s not going cause ANY health issues, I’m sure. Fucking pathetic moron with zero morals whatsoever.
So local bitch knew he was married and knew he was fucking out-of-town bitch, but didn’t seem to care LOL. How desperate do you have to be??
Me and out-of state one thought he was a disgusting pig and both promptly dumped him.
Tells you a lot about our characters and morals now doesn’t it?? Me, the wife of 20 years, and out-of- state were disgusted and dumped his skeevy ass when we found out what was going on, and the third local one? Invited him to move him to move in and married him. SO DESPERATE !!
She’s also the ugly insecure one. So that explains a lot. Bad character, liar, cheater, homewrecker AND ugly. Good job dumb ass. We know it’s the shit colored builder grade house!
Can’t make this shit up.
Back to this. Worst says “not a girlfriend, but I was seeing someone” in reference to this Meija. Same fucking thing asshole.
Sounds like the same dumb fucking shit my ex said.
When I found out about the first one, she wasn’t really his ‘girlfriend.’ They had been seeing each other and fucking for FIVE YEARS. Yeah that’s not a girlfriend. What a douche.
Is this some kind of script every dude follows??
I didn’t find out about local ugly girlfriend until later. Such a busy fucking douche bag. No wonder he was never home.
Okay so back to this for real now, I wonder if Amanda is starting to feel like she’s in a similar situation. She should be.
He’s forced to admit since Ciara and Lindsay have receipts that he had spent the night with Mia in March, right before he was on WWHL. She’s the one that had given him that horrendous horse tail tie.
Amanda looks rather miffed about it. Don’t think she knew about her at the time but seems to be flexing that she now knows, and they “had a whole conversation about it.”
As if that makes it any better.
So she left a dude that likes to drink and party and was known to cheat, which she HATED HIM FOR, for another dude that likes to drink and party and cheats. Got it.
Our Mia refers to Amanda as “one of West’s side bitches.” Worst makes a face as if to say ‘I guess that’s fair.’ Wow, he’s such a fucking PRICK.
All kidding aside though, what IS she doing? Amanda has this clueless look on her face like lights are on and no one is home. To say the least.
THE INFAMOUS STATEMENT. Worst talks first about how it was ‘rushed.’ Clearly they’re using that an excuse for it being so stupid-sounding.
What was the fucking rush?? Like it would have mattered if you worked on it for another hour?
And honestly who even cares about the stupid ‘statement?’ Does it matter? It’s a bunch of lies anyway since they refuse to acknowledge the actual timeline. Sounds like someone else I know.
Dude everyone knows you were fucking that fat ugly pig WHILE WE WERE MARRIED. So just stop. You sound stupid.
For those that are saying Ciara’s anger is only directed, or mainly directed at Amanda, it’s really not.
Her attitude and anger are rooted in jealousy that Worst still doesn’t want her, and now likes Amanda of all people. I’m sorry but it’s hard to watch.
I wish Ciara would also realize these dudes have no problem fooling around with her, and going on a few dates, but none of these guys want an interracial relationship. I honestly think that’s a huge part of it. And the obsessive clinginess doesn’t help.
And before you call ME racist for saying that, I think it makes more sense that Jesse, Austen and Worst may be racist for doing what they did to her.
Ciara continues to go off the deep end and it definitely is NOT really towards Amanda, and it’s 100% jealousy.
This was funny when Amanda’s response is you can’t help who you have an attraction to, and stupid Ciara snaps back, and corrects her that “yes you can!”
Ciara said the same fucking thing about herself in a yap during the season, as to why she keeps stalking Worst and won’t leave him alone for five minutes.
This is seriously like Dumb and Dumber having an argument. If Amanda said that to throw her words back at her, why didn’t she point that out?
Speaking of dumb, Ciara uses the infamous fart expression ‘silent but deadly’ to describe how Amanda is like a snake. No she’s not a snake Ciara, she’s actually a fart. Which is also a great analogy. But let’s get it right.
I think everyone is kind of overthinking this ‘statement’ about their relationship. Like who cares if they didn’t point out Ciara or Kyle.
Everyone knows who the hell they were talking about.
And if Amanda spoke to them privately about it, WHO CARES about the stupid public post??
Ciara proceeds to read the texts between her and Amanda on “the day the rumors dropped.”
OmiGOD Ciara settle the fuck down.
I wish the cameras would go to Worst’s face right now as she’s having meltdown after meltdown over this loser. He’s probably fucking smirking.
Amanda’s texts ARE funny though, to be fair. In a pathetic way.
She blames ‘the internet’ for over blowing the situation and basically denies that she’s banging Worst.
Andy asks for clarification as to whether or not they were hooking up at the time of these messages, and Amanda lies that they were ‘talking.’ So ‘talking’ is what we’re calling putting a penis into a vagina. Got it.
SO my ex-husband doing a lot of TALKING to multiple women while we were married. He’ll be happy to hear that.
“Everything was PG.” Who the FUCK says that? Someone whose lying, that’s who.
The other side of the couch don’t even get what she means by ‘PG.’ She means they didn’t fuck, morons. Like a ‘PG’ movie.
Ciara goes on to read these messages between her and Amanda as she asks about ‘the video.’
Can we take a moment to reflect on what in the pervo is going on with a video of them being taken while having sex??
So someone was filming from their window in another building? Euuww.
Was this the PI hired by Ciara and Kyle? What a perv.
The way she’s reading these text messages is so ‘Fatal Attraction.’
She legit acts like she was Worst’s girlfriend or wife. She wasn’t.
She wasn’t even a fucking side piece or fuck buddy. She was nothing. Worst was hanging out and talking to her to appease her.
She goes on in the messages, to accoste and drill Amanda and ‘make sure’ she and Worst have never had sex.
Again Ciara not your guy. You’re ‘best friends’ remember??
Jesus.
Get some good vibrators w ith all your brand deals from this ridiculousness. You’re going to need them. No guy wants to deal with this.
Andy’s so shady. Why would he ask “who made the first move?”
What am I thinking? Why would I ask, why he would ask that??
He’s as bad as the videographer that recorded them doing whatever
Kyle looks visibly uncomfortable.
They claim there was a ‘look’ and Worst asked her if he’s crazy (that would be yes) or is there something here?
Ciara scoffs.
First kiss?
Very rehearsed “end of February after brunch…”
First hook up?
“After the statement.” Oh Palease. What a fucking robotic and rehearsed answer.
I can see why they went with that. It makes it look like they didn’t ACTUALLY hook up until they publicly ‘came clean.’
“Not THAT night, but after that.”
Gee thanks for the clarification Amanda. We were all worried about PRECISELY what night you all first fucked, that you’re completely lying about.
I’m going to have to split this up. Stay tuned for Part 2 of Part 1. Will try to get done tonight!
