SO yes this Lisa Milan Burn Book does actually look as if Stanbury is a little obsessed with Lesa. This woman seems to have serious jealousy issues with Lesa and Ayan. Did she secretly always want to be a model or a fashion designer? Is she jealous of their friendship? All of the above? Lesa

Caroline 1 and Lesa are not looking forward to seeing each other they each confirm to Andy. Naomi Campbell supposedly calls Andy, right as Ayan sits down (first chair woot woot, what do we think of that?) and says she would like Ayan to model for her or with her, or something. Caroline 1, at

Finale guys!!!! What?? Miss Goat, she croaked? I’m goin with the grass fertilizer reason, makes sense. Since goats eat everything! Probably shouldn’t have been using fertilizer with the her roaming the yard? Not judging. But that should have been common sense. Whatever. It’s a goat. But sad, because her kids lover her so !!! Did

Caroline realizes these women are too damned dumb to understand what she was trying to say. Then again, don’t really think she explained it that well either. But like I said last week, I don’t think they she was understanding what they weren’t understanding. She walks away from the table, and Brooks follows her. Ayan

Caroline Stanbury is packing for the girls trip to Nurai Island. She walks around apparently with some weird lizard attached to her shoulder. That seems very un-Carolineish. Also she walks around the house with a 27 year old Spanish dude attached to her. He’s strange, and I can’t see her putting up with this smothering

The argument continues with Brooks and Sara. Something got her extra riled up over this. It sort of seemed like someone egged her on. Sara looks to them, and says “what the fuck is this??” At this point this argument is so pointless. Neither of them recall the exact word -for -word conversation, which is