HERE WE GO. PART 3 AND I NEVER WANT TO HEAR ABOUT AMANDA AND WORST AGAIN.
At least until they break up anyway. Other than that, go away and take desperate monotone Ciara with you.
So much for it getting easier for Worst and Amanda as Andy starts pushing for a precise timeline.
February or March. That’s their story and they’re sticking to it
Worst takes the reigns, and claims they just suddenly for whatever reason (they were already together, that’s why) started going out together and having a lot of fun. With mutual friends supposedly.
He said how happy it made him to see Amanda having fun and not being miserable all of the time like she was with Kyle.
I added that last part, but that’s what I assume he meant.
Amanda has NO expression. You would think she would smile at him sweetly or something. I guess it’s all of the anti-depressants or whatever they’re on.
‘Nurse’ Ciara made what she thought was a poignant post about beta blockers explaining how they work, which looked like she pulled it right off of google. It was almost verbatim of what I had looked up during t he show because I was curious. Like thanks Ciara for your ‘nurse’ insight. We know how to use Google.
And it didn’t doesn’t take an unemployed nurse that hasn’t worked in the field for six years to tell us that. Any idiot can see they’re on all kinds of crap.
Ciara looks SO mad that he’s saying all of these nice things about Amanda. It does make you wonder though, because he was saying that shit about Ciara last year, that he clearly didn’t mean, so does he mean this? We don’t know.
And when did Amanda start having feelings? As you might expect, her answer makes no sense.
The way they describe it, it was a ‘build up’ that came from hanging out together, although she claims it was ‘all of a sudden.’
The $64,000 question – “Were you having an affair last summer?”
Kyle looks, of course REALLY interested in this answer.
Their simultaneous and robotic ‘absolutely not’ is hilarious.
Sounded a little rehearsed, and not to mention, sounds a little —- untrue.
Don’t insult the intelligence of the Bravoverse – we’re not COMPLETE idiots. All of those embraces, kisses and googly eyes all season last year? It’s clear they were totally doing it every time Kyle was out DJing. No wonder she never wanted to go with him.
Mia brings up some instances as examples:
Amanda not really seeming upset about Kyle muttering ‘fuck you’ to her, and was casually texting walking down the hall looking like she just brushed her stringy hair, melts into Worst and starts crying and thanking him for ‘saving’ her (as if Kyle just beat the shit out of her.)
I agree verbal abuse is also wrong, but you know it’s different when someone is poked and purposely provoked and then they say something out of pocket. It’s not the same as a dude BULLYING his wife around. And all he did was mutter ‘fuck you’ under his breath. Shouldn’t have done it, mainly because it turned him into the bad guy and Amanda into the victim. Even though she was silently and subtly disrespecting him by saying nothing.
Mia’s other example is his hand being right on her tit as she was trying to calm down Kyle. Which is just fucking weird.
I would think the scene with Worst and that chick on the chair, when Worst was caressing her hair and when she got up, said ‘look at my butt’ would have been part of that, but perhaps it was cut out. I need to watch that uncut version on Peacock.
What the hell is with Worst saying if they were having an affair, “it would’ve been flagged?” It clearly WAS flagged, or they wouldn’t have used and zoomed in on these interactions, and long lingering hugs, kisses, I love you’s look at my butt etc etc…
Amanda looks scared shitless, which is really the only emotion she shows the entire time.
Kyle’s rapid head turn when Andy asks if Worst had a crush on her during filming.
Worst word vomits that explanation too.
Amanda goes on a whole tangent at how she wouldn’t cheat because she got cheated on, and her and Worst were simply having some sort of connection, due to her and Kyle’s arguments, when Worst was taking her side. I don’t believe her.
Worst admits they became ‘close’ during last year’s filming.
Amanda lies “not in a romantic wayyyyyyy.”
Amanda it WAS romantic. Production should have rolled some footage at that moment.
Lindsay brings up (because Andy is clearly napping) when Amanda went off on Worst over the ‘hot girl’ that sat on his lap with Ciara sitting nearby. Don’t think said ‘hot girl’ had any clue who Ciara was, and that she obsesses over this loser.
She was TOTALLY yelling at him on behalf of herself, pretending it was about Ciara. Again, Amanda, please don’t insult the intelligence of the Bravoverse! We know when bitches are jealous! I think she thought she was being clever, but not really!!
I remember Kyle being so confused. Like when she complains about him staying out all night and getting weird messages of what he’s doing, she’s never this angry. She complains about it sure, but it’s with like NO emotion.
The other side attacks her until she just gives up the argument. She knows she’s lying. They know she’s lying. We know she’s lying. She knows we know she’s lying.
At what point will people telling the most obvious lies just be able to say ‘yeah I’m lying to cover for my embarrassment of my shit relentless, jealous and erratic behavior.’
Kind of makes it seem like your life and relationship is based on lies?? How horrible is it to exist like that? Your whole life is based on lies. It must make you feel so miserable and rotten inside, so you therefore project and take it out on others. Sounds like a lot of energy exerted because you refuse to deal with your own emotions, mistakes and indiscretions..
Anyway, Kyle interjects asking about a timeline, because he was getting info from others in this friend group that said they were already in a relationship at the Super Bowl which is two weeks after the split.
I could have sworn when Ciara and Amanda were on WWHL over the winter when they were acting retarded and plugging Prozac, Amanda had said they’ve been split up since September or October. I remember thinking that makes sense because I was hearing they weren’t even around each other nor speaking at BravoCon in November.
Maybe they’re talking about when she officially moved out?? I’m so confused about this ‘timeline’ but I guess that’s the idea.
She’s suddenly doing a lot of fiddling with her dress which is body language and behavior of being uncomfortable.
Kyle goes on to say he got a DM from someone from this circle, who didn’t reveal themselves, that their little love affair goes back to 2025.
Amanda denies it. Kyle presses and they again deny it.
She cracks me up when she says “on the dogs’ life, NO.”
Wow those poor puppies.
I know Amanda is low energy, but WOW. Just wow. She is damned near lethargic. Taking a bunch of shit to make it look like you don’t give a fuck was NOT the route to go here when you’re in the hot seat. I feel like a couple tequila shots would’ve made more sense.
She needs some liquid courage to put Ciara in her place. It’s not her fault she was obsessed with Worst.
Mia probes with more questions about ‘the statement’ and timeline. Amanda addresses Ciara and directly apologizes for lying. There. That’s all the girl can do at this point, is acknowledge and apologize.
Ciara just scowls.
So how come in the past, when Worst issues his half-assed seemingly sincere apologies, Ciara accepts with no hesitation, grins ear to ear, and proceeds to hang all over him? Amanda apologizes and she gets no response, and a scowl?
Bitches are always mad at the women, and the men get let off the hook for some reason. I guess because bitches don’t have a penis, is the only thing I can think of as to how that makes sense.
When the statement came out, Amanda was finding out about Meija, and still chose to pursue a relationship with this man?
Andy asks Worst directly about his and Meija’s relationship.
Worst thought this was going to get easier?? HA!!
So the mumbo jumbo ensues. He wasn’t the clearest, he says, and informed her they weren’t exclusive in like… (LONG pause) November or December.
Ciara’s been doing so well, but I know it annoys you when you know people are lying, but the anger when it really doesn’t involve her is too much.
She snaps “YOU’RE LYING! You sent her flowers for Valentine’s Dayyyyy!”
Pipe down Ciara. Pretty sure you don’t have to be ‘exclusive’ for a dude to hit three buttons on his phone and have flowers delivered for 40 bucks.
I don’t know what could be less effort, honestly. She’s just mad she didn’t get flowers.
And just when you thought Worst couldn’t get any ‘worse’ he comes up with this:
KJ and Dara couldn’t look more disgusted.
I like how Kyle keeps saying he has “one last question.”
Yes he was leading this Mieja chick on and banging her while he was banging Amanda. While Ciara was following him around, falling asleep on his couch, looking for a crumb. We get it. Can we move on??
Amanda just continues to stare into space like a zombie.
Ciara and Kyle let Worst know they’ve spoken to Meija who he was in a year-long relationship with by the way, leading her to believe he wasn’t seeing anyone else, when in fact he was. Because of the ‘beta-blockers’ or he’s just a heartless POS. you can’t really tell if he even cares or not or feels embarrassed.
Again Ciara, way too feisty. Back it down. This wasn’t your man. You weren’t married, you weren’t even in a relationship. He honestly doesn’t owe you an explanation.
She continues to have conniption after conniption. Can’t let go of those Valentine’s flowers. Please can some dude send her fucking flowers already?
Worst does not like Meija using the ‘girlfriend’ label. AT ALL.
Andy gets Worst to admit that she thought that they were together. And she thought that because that’s what he was telling her. Amanda looks livid. I think I may have detected a pissed off expression.
Worst is all sweaty. OMG. Gross.
Jesse and his tears and his ‘sanctity’ speech. Please. Who the HELL is the tryin’ to fool??
Why suddenly is he acting like Captain Sanctimonious? He legit love bombed then walked all over Lexi last season??
Kyle looks like he wants to puke as Worst answers more questions about Amanda.
I always have had a soft spot for Kyle, even though he’s a guy. I just don’t think he’s a complete asshole even though it’s how he comes across. I feel like he gets misunderstood and fucked with a lot. I also think Amanda is an extremely frustrating wife to have. I don’t know why the hell they went through with that wedding.
Kyle expresses concern for Amanda due to Worst’s ‘player’ style he displays when it comes to dating and women.
He also feels betrayed by Worst.
He talks about Amanda like she’s not there, or as if she’s a child. Kyle feels like Worst is isolating her after a ten-year relationship and worried about what his intentions are.
To be honest, he kind of sounds like the dad, not the ex. It’s actually kind of sweet in a way. I’m not really getting that it’s jealousy (although I’m sure that’s part of it.) He does genuinely seem concerned.
As for Ciara, it’s 100% jealousy that Worst likes Amanda, and nothing more. Which seems backwards, but Ciara is a psycho and Kyle is not. Ciara’s scowls and eye rolls when their relationship is discussed, are just like too much.
Now this is weird, and kind of creepy. Kyle reminds Worst “you were inserting yourself into our marriage” and was texting with him how they never have sex WHILE he was out with her.
I mean EUWWW. Just euwww. What a fucking creepo.
Worst tries to say when they were out to dinner in Miami in early February, it was “nothing romantic.”
Oh please.
Worst calls himself the ‘worst’ person to be starting a relationship with Amanda.
Yes, Worst, you are. You are the worst person to be in a relationship with anyone, ever.
Can’t make this shit up.
Ciara is mad about Amanda’s posts seemingly ‘rubbing their face in it.’
Ciara this was NOT your man. I don’t know what she doesn’t get about that.
Literally never saw Andy look this disgusted with someone at a reunion. Not even Jax.
Andy points out how the Ciara scenes of her trying to console Amanda about her horrible marriage, and trying to lift her up are kind of cringy now when in fact she knew she was hooking up with or had feelings for the dude Ciara was obsessed with.
I CAN see Ciara’s hurt and annoyance. I just think she’s making it too much about her. And it seems like she has no awareness about her tendency to get too attached to guys she dates.
Amanda admits she did a shitty thing when it comes to their friendship. Ciara points out she’s STILL doing said shitty thing.
At this point Ciara really needs to just accept this. She seriously expects them to stop seeing each other because she’s jealous?
Amanda again apologizes to Ciara, and she tells Amanda she doesn’t believe she’s sorry, and then goes on this whole thing that does nothing more than make her look more insane.
Why would she want Worst to know that Lindsay had to “pick her up from the bathroom floor” when she learned of their romance. Lindsay HAD to be thinking she was being way too dramatic.
This girl can’t read a room to save her life. And what ‘job’ does she have?
The way she says “MY ex.” Yes Ciara, your EX. Emphasis on the ‘EX’ not the ‘MY.’
I don’t mean to be repetitive but I wish she could admit it’s not so much that he’s her ex, it’s that she hasn’t been able to move on, and is still so fixated on this stupid sweaty twerp.
At this point, Worst should be in her past and she really shouldn’t care this much. Right? Am I crazy?? What attachment does she have to this weirdo? If Amanda and Worst wanted to be complete jerks they would say this.
She starts to completely melt down and accuses Worst of being with Amanda ‘to spite her.’ I feel like she’s taking this way too personally.
Worst looks at her like she’s fucking nuts with kind of a smirk. The fact that she thinks this is strictly about her is insane. I know that’s what he’s thinking.
Andy asks Ciara a series of questions including if she regrets pushing Amanda to leave Kyle, since in the end she ended up with HER ex.
That doesn’t really matter since they were fooling around while she was still with Kyle anyway.
Ciara also has a pattern of pushing the girls in the house to end their relationships.
Amanda again goes on yet another apology tour that Ciara does not receive. She was doing good until she got to the end, and said she’s needs to think about herself and what’s important to her. That was a tone-deaf way to wrap that up.
Jesse and these fucking crock tears. I heard in the uncut version he had some similar situation in his real life with a friend dating an ex and that’s supposedly why he’s fake crying. Who cares Jesse. And what ‘ex?’ The only ex he ever mentioned was someone from high school. It can’t be Lexi because remember Ciara told him he wasn’t allowed to consider Lexi an ex, because she’s so insignificant.
That kind of really pissed me off when she said that to be honest. That wasn’t cool. Now she wants all of this pity and victim status WHEN she feels wronged by a dude that walked all over her.
Andy asks Worst if he’s “on a bunch of beta blockers” since he’s showing no emotion.
He is, Andy, yes he is. As well as some other various pill popping. That seems true of both of them. Thank God we had ‘nurse’ Ciara explaining that to us.
Andy asks if they’re in love. Well they’re not using the word ‘love’ yet it seems, since it’s been ‘two months.’ I think it’s more that Worst doesn’t like to use that word, ever.
HOWEVER, they’re talking about possibly thinking about maybe having a conversation about being in love.
Can’t make this shit up.
Carl for President. He leans over and asks Amanda if she still seriously wants to be with Worst given the revelations about how he was playing Meija, while pursuing his friend’s wife, and pretending to like Ciara.
It’s good to hear that Worst is committed to making an effort to be faithful. Wow. How impressive is THAT??
Here’s their first true slip-up since they’re lying about their relationship timeline (as others I know do.)
That must suck to start off a relationship bases on lies and deceit. And then having to continue to lie to cover up the original lies. So fun. How awkward is it when people ask how you met? How many lies are told, and various omissions are there in that reply??
Worst says he wants them to get back to their ‘early days.’
According to your claims you should currently be in the ‘early days’ shouldn’t you? It’s only been a few months. Those ARE the early days. Wow. What a dumb ass.
Andy wastes no time questioning that shit.
Lindsay starts flipping out, because, well she’s shit faced. I don’t even think she was fully understanding the importance of that comment. She was just making fun of him.
Andy has to shush her. He’s on it. He’s sober.
Worst and Amanda try hard to backpedal, and it’s NOT working. Like we know how relationships work ‘in the early days’ guys, when everything is new and perfect, and you’re in this weird haze. We don’t need that explained to us like we’re five.
As they very well know, the issue is the timeline.
Amanda’s looking like ‘wow dude you’re a dumb ass.’ Yeah no shit Amanda.
Worst vows that “he’s committed to making an effort” guys. Don’t expect him to say he’s committed to Amanda, but he IS committed to trying to not be a fucking lying cheating dirt bag loser. Kind of.
CANNOT make this shit up.
Can you even fathom them having a serious conversation with each other about their relationship?? Like how would that even go??
The selective word vomit of these two is insane.
They break and it ends up being Andy, Kyle, Worst and Ciara on the couch. Worst is uncomfortable.
Ciara makes a smart remark and leaves. She LOVES to strut past Worst so much. She thinks he cares. She thinks she’s the only girl on earth with a good body.
Kyle starts interrogating Worst. He just says “uhhh yeah I mean…”
Good answer, Worst.
I kind of think it is funny how the housemates think that their opinions should have weighed in on their decision. That doesn’t even make any sense.
Kyle embraces Amanda as he’s walking off and she’s walking back on. He’s upset, and she has no emotion whatsoever as she pretends to reciprocate the hug and the concern.
Worst is seen texting. Meija later revealed that he texted her “you win.”
No words.
A tipsy Lindsay is annoyed that they seem to have gotten away with lying and slurs to Andy “there’s been no clarity.”
I don’t know if she wants to hear about the details of their sex life or what. I’m sure it will soon be non-existent.
Lindsay, you’re not going to get the truth so let’s just move on. Liars and cheaters don’t come clean. Ever. We need to be done here.
Who cares if ‘everyone is a mess.’
First of all the only one that’s a true ‘mess’ is Ciara, and second of all, do Worst and Amanda really have to take on the emotions of the cast and what they think about their relationship? No. They don’t. This is a free country. You can date and bone whomever the hell you want. Even on reality TV. This is getting out of hand.
Andy shuts her up because he needs to keep this thing moving. There’s nothing else to say. We’ve beaten it to death. Put the wine down. People want to go home.
Andy asks Ciara if he thinks she can move forward with her life and leave this behind her. Is he being a little shady? Perhaps.
It’s time to stop the unhealthy obsession of Worst Wilson already. Maybe all of her ‘victim’ endorsements and money flowing in will help her along?
She claims she is moving on. Thank God. Worst is probably so relieved.
Ciara gets a shout-out for some work she did raising money for a Girl Scout Troop, and they end not with a cocktail (which is probably good given that Lindsay is drunk and Worst and Amanda are loaded on xannies and ‘beta blockers’) but with a Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie.
Not sure how that came about because of Amanda and Worst, but I guess not important.
As Andy is giving the final good-byes, Worst starts to eat his cookie and Amanda scolds him telling him they were ‘cheersing’ with the cookie.
Yeah, they weren’t. Everyone was already eating their cookie. Wow. What a miserable bitch. That almost made me feel sorry for Worst. The poor guy just wanted to eat his cookie, in honor of Ciara raising $160,000 for Girl Scouts, due to the fact that he doesn’t like her.
