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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3 – 6/13/23

It would make me so happy if Melissa could stop fiddling with that stupid hood. The guys are now seated and ready for their interrogations. Teresa looks absolutely like she wants to puke. I need another way to describe her expression. I’m tired of saying puke. But she does. I’m not going to agree that

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 – 6/6/23

Melissa and Teresa are still at it about who sent her to jail. Newsflash Teresa, your fucking husband sent you to jail. He had you signing false income and mortgage documents to use your credit because his sucked. He admitted to this. Blame him. Blame yourself for not reading what you were signing, or asking

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Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reunion Part 1 – 5/30/23

Well the dresses are over the top as usual – especially Melissa with the hoodie. Still very Jersey, but overall a little more classy than normal. I like Andy’s comment – “I think these are the best reunion dresses ever – and then quickly adds, “of Jersey.” So that was a little bit of a

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 5/9 and Finale 5/16/23

So this talk with Louie and Teresa really is something else. And now he’s in cahoots with Joe Guidice? That’s a recipe for disaster. Does Louie seriously NOT believe Teresa is ever at fault for any of the issues between her and her brother and Melissa? The issues are very simple to explain – she

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 4/25/23

The bachlorette continues in Dublin and the Jersey girls are whooping it up Irish style. Hopefully they won’t embarrass us Americans, but I’m not holding out a lot of hope for that. I’m sure Irish people think Americans act like idiots when visiting their country, and they’re probably right. Hopefully they think they’re from Italy.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 4/18/23

Envy event, and Jennifer approaches Melissa about whether or not she’s sure she doesn’t want to be a bridesmaid. Like seriously. How would that work? Jennifer would give up her bridesmaid honors, and pass the bouquet to Melissa? Who Teresa HATES with a vengeance, and doesn’t want her to be a part of it, clearly??

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