Real Housewives of Orange County

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New OC couple- John Janssen and Alexis Bellino

I feel the need to comment on this Alexis Bellino and John Janssen newfound romance, since I consider this my area of expertise. For those watched OC during the Alexis seasons, you should know her husband whatever the fuck his name is, who cares, came off as abusive in the typical male overinflated ego, passive

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Real Housewives of OC Part 2 – 10/11/23

Oh for fuck’s sake, still on the ‘CPS’ explanation. Valley Girl is fucking TOTALLY milking this shit. If you don’t see that, than I don’t know what to tell you. Gina voice: who seems to have slightly dropped the Valley Girl thing – “we have to be careful of the words we use…” Her couch

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Real Housewives of OC Reunion Part 1 (part 2 recap)

My continuation of Part 1 reunion is ON!! It’s Heather’s turn. They flash on Terry’s bragging about the 55 mill sales price (I’m assuming this isn’t all profit, as in they didn’t own it free and clear, but I could be wrong) of the OC Mansion. Hotel/house I referred to it as. Heather in the

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Real Housewives of OC Reunion Part 1 (part 1 of 2)

Okay boys and girls and everyone in between! Here we go! Episode 17, Season 17, Part 1 Recap of Reunion Part 1! The good news is that there are only TWO parts!! Not three not four!! Kind of a new thing, a simulated beach back drop. Gina’s reaction is that of a six year old

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Real Housewives of OC Finale 9/27/23

Going to chiropractors is a horrible awful idea. I feel like this would not be a Shannon thing with all of her natural and holistic approaches to ailments. It’s Halloween in the OC, and it’s almost Halloween in actual time. since you know, as I’ve been harping a lot, totally by accident, airing is six

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Real Housewives of OC 9/20/23

Production flipped the table this season, and told Gemily to go after Heather. So what. She needs to stop her fucking boohooing. They were AWFUL to Shannon last season, over nothing. That stupid titty so-called dilemma where that Nicole chick had sued Terry years ago for a bad boob job. It was just a stupid

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