UGH Sorry missed recapping the past TWO episodes with SLC and NYC starting. That whole thing with Vicki and the ‘desert house’ was just so ridiculous. Shannon later tries to defend Vicki by saying, yeah she just blurts shit out, then ya get a half-ass disingenuous apology, and she wants it all forgotten. That being

These OC bitches are the biggest beef eaters of all Housewives. I think I mentioned that before when they were out to dinner and all ordered steak, but here we are again. Emily Tamra and Gina all order ‘burgers?’ SoCal ladies I would think would be eating salads and seafood. Not burgers, fries and big

More on this later. The opening scene is Emily complaining about having to mother her children after she comes home from goofing off in Vegas for four days (I do get, it’s her ‘job.’) They are YOUR kids, Emily that YOU wanted. You are the mom. Shane already had two kids, so pretty sure this

What happens in Vegas… we will all be watching. And getting bored and annoyed. At first I wasn’t sure if they were going to the actual Grand Canyon or some Vegas Grand Canyon themed area. But no they’re taking the four hour trek to the real thing. Now Jenn’s mad again about the room change,

The gals are headed to Vegas to whoop it up! It’s Jenn’ turn to plan a trip so naturally that’s where she would take them. I was kind of surprised that she was casually bragging about how her and Ryan being regulars in Vegas. It’s all kind of blown over at this point. That was

Unlikely duo Jenn and Vicki meet for facials. In real life Vicki would hate Jenn because she comes off kind of ditzy and has no career. Of course Vicki immediately hates Carmella. ‘Hates the new girl.’ Torturing the new wives was always her main schtick. I see that hasn’t changed. Meanwhile, Carmella and Emily meet