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Summer House Premier 2/22/24

I’ll start off by saying that I was a little disappointed to see Kyle and Amanda struggling. They’ve been doing so good! True, they were ready to kill each other the summer that they were getting married, which was really hard to watch. I believe I gave them like a year and a half tops,

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Summer House Reunion Part 2 – 6/5/23

Lindsay and Paige have been yelling at each other for the past week, it seems. Let’s see who tires out first. Danielle looks intrigued. Ciara and Mya look bored. I just realized Mya is dressed like Princess Jasmine. Destination wedding in November of this year. So kind of soon. You know how it goes from

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Summer House Reunion Part 1 – 5/29/23

Diving right in with the Lindsay/Danielle theatrics. Danielle being addressed first, and sharing that she “hated her face” in their kitchen convo on the finale. Her hair sucks again. I thought I remember her hair and makeup sucking last season too. Was Lindsay’s smirky smuggy condescending face really a surprise to Danielle?? Lindsay has no

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Summer House 5.22.23 – Finale

Lindsay and Carl return to the house for the final weekend. Lindsay clearly doesn’t want to miss out on any more festies and free drinks. They made their point, and now they’re back. Seems like Carl and Kyle are back to being besties. Carl is still pissed at Danielle, and I don’t really blame him.

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Summer House 5/15/23

Carl is still having his meltdown from last week in the alley after he stormed away from Robert’s scolding for Danielle feeling left out of the engagement. Maybe Danielle is confused and thinks this is ‘Sister Wives’ not Summer House, and she was also getting a proposal ??? Yeah, so Robert’s stupid little talking-to with

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Summer House 5/1/23

Ciara – Nurse/Model, mostly Model/Reality Star is throwing a party for her one year anniversary being a New Yorker. That’s weird. I wish she’d bring back Carma Brown. She had pizzazz and personality. Ciara – not so much. Even in her yaps, can’t she just try to kick it up a few notches?? Poor Chris

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