Carmella confirms that she and Danny are no longer together, thank GOD.
What a dorky little weasel.
Not clear on if he actually cheated again, but she says that she “couldn’t get truth from him.” I’m taking that as she was catching him in lies, which most likely had to do with other women.
Andy gives Gina the floor, for whatever reason, to drone on about her past situation with Matt.
Vicki left the stage to deal with her knee issues and is having serious FOMO as she’s getting ready to be rolled back out.
Andy very randomly asks Tamra how long it was between leaving Simon that she met Eddie. Uhhh my understanding has always been she already met him and was seeing him on the side when they split up.
She admits she already knew from ‘using his house’ but I didn’t really follow what she meant by that. I wonder why Andy did that. It sort of came out of nowhere. He probably wanted to watch her lie.
Emily gets choked up talking about how Shane watched the eps and told he didn’t realize he never called her a good mom, and told her that she was.
Way to blow smoke up her ass Shane.
Vicki rejoins just in time for her to answer to her comments she was making about Carmella all season.
Emily’s the one she should’ve been calling a shitty mom, not Carmella.
The designer purse/sex toy gift is the first topic to be addressed. Why does that feel like it was about six years ago?
I said I was done Fashion Policing, but Carmella’s dress looks cheap. It looks polyester and like she grabbed it off of a clearance rack at Forever 21.
Okay so the vibrator was a JOKE, which NONE of these ladies seem to comprehend. Carmella again points out that the party was a drag show.
I don’t know that guys dressed in drag has a lot to do with vibrators, but I’m assuming the point she was trying to make, is get the stick out of your asses. You were at a DRAG SHOW.
Gina claims she wouldn’t want to be doing what Carmella does with her real estate license (investing and luxury renovations) Okay sure Gina. Carmella laughs at that. What she does is really cool and Gina knows that.
This thing where Carmella was wanting to show Jenn the ropes, and pay her to work with her is getting addressed. That whole thing was dumb and was clearly not even a real thing in my opinion. In real life, offering this to someone with NO experience, Carmella would have presented it as ‘assistant’ type of work and paid her an hourly rate or small salary.
It is kind of funny that conveniently Carmella doesn’t have her rental in Orange County anymore since filming has ended.
Vicki admits she was sort of bullying Carmella around despite the fact that she claimed to be so against it.
She denies the ‘mom-shaming’ and accusations that Carmella wasn’t present for her kids. Even though all of the pissy comments are you know, ummm, on film.
The ladies try to tell her she’s basically lying. She doesn’t care.
She mocks Heather. Which WAS kind of funny.
Even Shannon chimes in and tells her she’s full of shit.
Vicki uses the excuse that she had a one on one moment with Danny and he said “I takes care of the kids when she’s in Orange County working.”
I would be a liar if I didn’t say admit, despite liking Carmella, thinking it sounds a little bit questionable. You have to admit it does.
They attempt to call Vicki out on her history of being super cunty to the new girls. Which is sooooo immature of her. I feel like she was brought back because they knew Carmella was the classic type of girl Vicki would hate.
During the break, and now the breaks are filmed of course, Gina asks Vicki if she really even wants to be part of the group, AKA the show.
Vicki blurts out “do YOU??” well I mean, yeah Vicki, that’s a given that Gina wants to be a Housewife. She wants to be a Housewife for the rest of her fucking life. She needs the money.
There’s a weird interaction between Heather and Tamra. Heather is definitely NOT bothered. Couldn’t you tell??
They’re drinking wine. Tamra seems a little tipsy.
Also is Carmella, who is kissing Emily’s ass like crazy which is nauseating.
But she’s a girls’ girl and I like that.
It’s just that, it’s EMILY.
Okay so now it’s Heather’s turn to answer for being Heather. And who is Heather really? Do we even know? She seems to have like 6 or 7 personalities.
I’ve been saying this for a long time, now disingenuous Heather is and kind of, what’s the word… empty inside? Hollow?? No substance? And seems like the others are seeing it too.
Her whole thing has been she’s not a bestie with anyone in the group. True, she’s not, and why is that?? Probably from what I said above. I could see her and Shannon being friends. Shannon is willing to be friends with anyone, honestly, and I don’t mean that in a bad way, so maybe she should pursue that??
Vicki ‘accusing’ Heather and Terry of inheriting their wealth is a typical Vicki thing to say. Heather goes on and on to defend that fact that their money has all been earned (by Terry) over the years. Okay, we get it. No one is even listening to Vicki anyway Heather so relax.
Then she gets on a soapbox defending Carmella against Vicki’s comments. Which was nice, I just don’t know how genuine it was. Was she trying to have a moment?
Maybe.
Vicki is really getting put through the wringer. Getting no pity with her health issues whatsoever.
Heather and Jenn disagree over a convo they had off camera talking about Tamra after the reunion last year.
Heather denies saying anything bad about Tamra and wanting her to do her (Jenn’s) dirty work.
Apparently Heather said multiple times to multiple people (even Shane) that she thought Carmella was trashy. And she denies saying any of it. We’re supposed to believe everyone is lying.
According to Emily and I’m considering the source, but I do believe her, she even told production she doesn’t belong and should be removed from filming. Wow that’s fucking harsh Heather.
This is what I’ve been trying to tell you guys. This whole ‘sensitivity’ thing is UTTER BS. FUCKING BULLLLLL SHITTTTTTT.
I don’t even want to address this ‘realtor’ thing. It was for a fucking POSSIBLE RENTAL for her daughter, who probably never even moved to San Diego.
They go back and forth about that and some other random jokes and digs.
Heather gets the final word in as we wrap up Part 1 (only 2 parts – yay! They’re doing what I said they should do, make them supersized and 2 parts instead of 3! Yay me!) and accuses Gina of being too insecure to be friends with her.
She looks a little possessed and frightening. We’re supposed to believe this is a sweet and sensitive person??
Now, THIS is the real Heather. What she doesn’t get is when someone describes themselves as ‘sensitive’ it usually means they’re sensitive to other people’s feelings as well. Heather gives no fucks about anyone else but herself.
She’s only sensitive when it comes to the way SHE is treated and perceived.
