Here we go, part 2 AND 3! Doing a combo. I missed recapping part 1. It’s basically the Kyle and Dorit show as it was last season. If they’re not even friends, what the hell they’re arguing for?? We know what they’re arguing about, but what’s the actual reason for it?? If they both have

Sutton and Erika convene, and what do they do? Gossip about Dorit. They’re really pleased with themselves for not attending her event, however are having a touch of FOMO. Meanwhile, Dorit complains to Boz about The Three Stooges blowing off the event. I feel like Dorit is being a bit premature celebrating the success of

Studio 54 party is still going. This obsession with Dorit Kemsley is getting so silly. The fact that they’re making Erika a part of this when she had a whole psychotic breakdown when it was done to her, is rich. The second and I mean the SECOND Kyle and Sutton are in front of each

Dorit’s minion, Boz and Rachel attend her shoot for her stupid book cover. What in the Bozo The Clown is going on here? Those poor shoes. I feel so bad for them. Can’t Dorit nor Rachel ever-so-gently help a girl out? I feel really really bad for her that this how she chooses to show

Boz apologizes to Dorit for ‘breaking her confidence’ by engaging in gossip with Kyle about her. Dorit is happy to accept the apology, no questions asked. Kyle starts making all kinds of constipated faces at this because why is Dorit so mad at HER for saying “the same things.” So the difference, besides the fact

So we’re wrapping up the Tuscany trip. A quick Boz and Rachel scene in the beginning that made me think wow, Boz was funny and personable for .03 seconds. Rachel in her full-on Mrs. Roper maxi-dress tells Boz she’s ‘tanning.’ Boz points out the only part of her body exposed is her toe. I didn’t