Part 1 wrapped up with Ciara trying to convince us she’s this bad ass that NO ONE DARES fuck with, which is laughable.
I think she meant she wishes this is how she could be portrayed but she’s been the biggest doormat of men across all of Bravo.
Maybe a close second is Scheana on VPR in her single days. Their personalities are a lot alike actually. They’re both boy crazy and both do that ‘best friends’ thing with guys that they’re obsessed with, I assume, to have an excuse to spend time with them and/or hope they start to like them in a girlfriend way. They don’t.
Stalkerrrrrrrrrrrr.
Whatever, let’s let her think what she wants to think if she truly believe she’s this street-smart take-no -shit-badbitch, then who are we to interfere with that delusion?
Kyle gets annoyed with her bullying Amanda around. Girl, guess what? Bullies aren’t strong. They’re actually quite weak, which is why they BULLY people.
Lindsay addresses Amanda directly telling her that Worst will treat her crappy too, and probably dump her when he’s bored. She’s right. We all know that.
Kyle asks her what she knows about him and this Meija, who’s become the tenth cast member.
Worst takes this one, and explains that she knows about the bitches he hooks up with “once in a while.”
Once in a WHILE? Yeah okay. That’s what they all say, right??
JFC, my ex tried to minimize a whole entire five year that affair he was having!!
It’s what cheaters ALWAYS do.
Lindsay calls him a ‘pathy’ and tells him they believe nothing he says.
I know another pathological liar. It’s one of the narc PD traits and goes along with ‘womanizing.’ Of course you have to be a great and frequent liar to be juggling several women simultaneously.
Some care that you’re a disgusting triple dipping swine, and some don’t. The desperate ugly one with zero self-esteem didn’t care. The other two with dignity and self-confidence did.
Back to this. Amanda looks down as Worst claims she was fine with him claiming he loves her while he’s fucking Meija, while he’s leading on Ciara, just for the little extra ego trip.
I don’t get why Worst isn’t holding her hand, or touching her in any way. That night when Kyle flipped his shit, (the first time) Worst had his hand on her thigh right in front of Kyle. Now he seems afraid to touch her, now that it’s okay.
KJ interjects. I appreciated his input. I know he’s a lot but I was glad he attempted to get through to Worst. As fruitless as if may have been
He talks about his dad who was a player for the Pirates, (Al Martin) which would be so cool as a kid, that that’s your dad, however NOT in KJ’s case. He was a total womanizing prick that treated his mom like fucking dog shit, cared nothing about his kids, and how if fucked it up and affected his life, and still affects him today.
Sounds FAMILIAR. Who on earth might I be thinking about that treated his wife and kids like dog shit?? How do you sleep at night you PIECE OF SHIT. You deserve that fugly fucked up lying cheating insecure toad you pretend to like. In reality you hate her, just like you hated me, and hated Emily, because you hate all women. Because why? We don’t know. Mommy issues most likely. Get help you socio piece of shit loser.
BACK TO THIS, oh wait one more thing, the house is nice right! And the job is what again?? Oh! Ridiculous!
Living like a Princess up there on the hill in the shit colored builder grade house right?
Sold your fucking family out for that stupid ugly fucking house and that even uglier fucking bitch that you let run rogue, because you’re afraid of her. Letting her LIE, then you cover for her like a pussy because you don’t want kickekd out of your shit house. Shallow much?
And the cherry on top – you steaming pile of shit – you treat her weirdo kid better than you treated/treat your own kids!! Rot in hell disgusting freak. And you WILL rot in hell, you know that. I would be AFRAID of death if I were you.
BACK TO THIS. For real, sorry, he’s just such a PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.
By the way, I know I sound pissed because I am, because he continues the abuse, and bullying me around.
This is how Ciara is acting over a guy she dated for six months. This is a man that wasted TWENTY years of my life and was abusive to me and his OWN child.
Okay so back to this for real. I got distracted again when KJ was talking about his dad because he literally was describing my ex. Who is not an MLB player. He’s a retired PIG with no talent and has NOTHING.
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Is Worst taking any of this in? No he is not. He don’t give a fuck, KJ. Save your energy.
I do wish he’d keep race out of a discussion for five minutes but other than that he’s cool. I hope he is doing better.
Ciara chimes in with her issues about being ‘oppressed.’ OMG here we go.
This “I see you” thing comes up where Worst was dumb enough to repeat exactly what Ciara had complained to Amanda about, and even used the same verbiage. Remember she was crying that he doesn’t pay enough attention to her. God forbid.
All fucking summer, from day one, she whined about this guy and talked about nothing else. Like does she have ANY hobbies or interests besides boys and thongs?
There is the grandparents’ house purchase, which is cool, but other than that, does she have anything else besides boy crazy BS? And she has her mom handling the renovations. Why did that not surprise me?
By using the same exact ‘I see you’ verbiage, he made it obvious that Amanda had reported back to him what she said.
I feel like Amanda said to Worst something along the lines of (insert Amanda voice) West, my God tell her ‘you seeeeeee herrrrr’ so she shuts up about you for five seconnnnnnds.
Totally can hear Amanda saying that, right.
I don’t think they spoke to each other about her in a nice way at all. I think her obsessiveness over him was, while flattering, also getting irritating. He just wanted to exist alongside her and not have the awkwardness. That’s literally it. He did not want to be ‘best friends.’
What does she even care whether or not this loser ‘sees her?’ You traipse around 90% naked 90% of the time. He sees your thong ass and your boobs. Don’t worry. We all see it.
You can’t miss it.
I’m sorry but she irks the shit out of me with this smug attitude over a guy that she was NOT EVEN in a relationship with.
Like literally, try opening up Facebook one night, to a plethora of messages from your husband’s girlfriend of five years, that you’ve been married to for 23, then we’ll talk about what TRUE betrayal and humiliation is like.
Amanda needs a takes a time-out. Worst just sits there like a fucktard staring into space looking pissed off that now he may have to do some of the talking.
Ciara and Lindsay sarcastically urge him to “go after his girl.” You can tell he really wants NO PARTS of consoling her.
He makes excuses that he feels like he should stay to answer questions. You mean all the questions that you’re side-stepping and/or responding to with lies?
She’s whining to production she wants to ‘not be on camera for five minutes’ (which turned into an hour.)
Worst remains with the firing squad, and gets accosted for not checking on her until he FINALLY gets up.
Ciara and Lindsay were becoming extremely agitated as Andy tried to calm them down and explain the world isn’t ending and they’ll be okay.
Kyle sticks up for her explaining they’re not getting anywhere with her anyway if they’re going to continue like this, so maybe back off.
Ciara, you know the SCORNED WIFE of 20 years in her delulu head, doesn’t give A shit and tells Kyle to shut up.
Worst still refusing to check on her and still stammering excuses, until Lindsay literally screams at him.
I don’t know if I’ve seen a more pathetic and sorry-looking dude, as he slinks away in his ugly wrinkled suit looking all sweaty and gross.
Amanda probably couldn’t believe, when she watched, that he had to literally be screamed at by Lindsay to check on her. A lot like Kyle had to be ordered to apologize to her for saying ‘fuck you’ that night.
Mia is the only one with the decency to ask Kyle how he’s doing through all of this. Ciara doesn’t give a fuck. She can’t even process the fact that Amanda is his wife sitting there with another man who was his friend.
She’s such a dingaling in fucking lala land, only worried about her own agenda. She makes more obnoxious and tone-deaf comments about Amanda’s low self-esteem, not realizing she also suffers immensely from low self-esteem.
No woman with self-confidence follows a man around like a lost puppy. Period.
That is unacceptable.
Worst returns saying “she’s taking a beat.” What a weirdo.
Did you see in the subtitles when he told her to go ahead and cry on stage if she needed to? What the hell was that all about?
My assumption is that he wants her keep her ass there on the couch to soak up most of the heat. What a WUSS. What a pathetic WUSS.
They take a break since Amanda is still absent. Levi is excused. Safe to say we won’t be seeing her anymore.
Kyle, with Ciara still completely oblivious to him sitting there with his wife of ten years next to his friend, gets in his feelings. His friends comfort him.
Ciara wants to be the star and THE ONLY victim, Kyle. What the hell are ya thinkin’ stepping on her toes like this?
Worst looks so mad that they’re on a break because now he has deal with her.
Kyle tells the boys Worst was with with this Meija chick all through filming last summer, and beginning of 2026, and is questioning how easily he lies about his life. I don’t know. Ask my ex.
I wish Ciara could just take a fucking breath.
Ben needs to sit this one out because he also had a girlfriend and lied about it.
You would think Ciara being privy to this info about Meija, that it would help take some of this bitterness away. It’s even more obvious he meant none of that shit he was saying.
I just can’t fathom why she wants to continue pining away over this loser. Her contribution is that he’s into Amanda because she’s still married so he has an excuse to not fully commit. Okay Ciara. I think it’s time for her to take a time-out too.
She’s giving this way too much thought.
They reconvene. Worst is badgering Amanda as to whether or not she’s joining. MY GOD, what a stupid pussy little twerp he is.
She’s coming, so relalx Worst. You don’t need to do any more fucking explaining.
Dara is joining, who is still with KJ at this point, and as you recall used to date Worst. She and KJ are cute together. I’m so mad they broke up.
Not sure what her ‘not congruently’ meant exactly, in reference to how long that they’ve been together. Did she mean not consecutively?
She immediately gets drilled on her take on Worst and Amanda and she does not hold back.
What the fuck. She ends with “you treat women like they’re expendable” and all he has to say is “yeah I agree.”
You agree? Not even ‘yeah I agree it looks like that.’ He essentially said “yeah I agree I treat women like shit.”
So with your new girlfriend sitting RIGHT here, you just admitted in front of the universe, that you treat women like they’re nothing to you.
You know his personality baffles me. He operates like someone with classic NPD, in the way he lies, and doesn’t doesn’t seem to care about anyone, but he’s so NON-confrontational which is NOT like a narc.
When he’s getting talked at about what all he does wrong, and it’s a lot, he just sits there with this serial killer look on his face.
Ciara starts melting down about Amanda’s absence again. Good Lord settle down woman. Why so worried about Amanda?
Ben and Sabrina are ‘the happiest they’ve ever been’ according to Ben. So Sabrina is tolerating being spoken down to for now? I’m being a negative Nellie, and assuming if he got caught once talking to her like that, he must do it regularly.
That bedroom scene from the ‘hidden cameras’ where he was bitching at her for not getting ready fast enough was gross.
There’s no fire. There’s no one dying. It’s fucking Summer House. Summer should be fun! No one cares if you’re running late.
Ben talking about his dad not speaking to him since he was a teen because he hooked up with his girlfriend is fucking lunacy. What the hell is wrong that dude?
Sounds like Sabrina was hanging on his dad the whole time she was visiting for the holidays which is what broke the ice?? I can so see her doing that. He goes on entirely too long about it.
Amanda returns so now CraCra can settle the fuck down. She REALLY needs to find a hobby. I know it’s such a cliché thing to say, but she needs something else to occupy her mind besides boys.
Do we all like a little attention and guys telling us we’re cute? Sure. That’s different from obsessing about it 24/7.
Andy wants to revsit Dara telling Worst he’s a user and a womanizer upon Amanda’s return.
She’s going to be sorry she came back.
I want to point out how Dara also dated Worst and probably got dumped as well when he got everything he wanted, and guess what, she dealt with it like a normal fucking person.
So everyone making excuses for Ciara, just stop, and stop calling me racist. I don’t care how great the D was, get a fucking vibrator and move the hell on with your life.
So Dara unloads about how he views life and treats the ladies and it’s not good. I wouldn’t want to be the new girlfriend sitting here listening to this.
Amanda looks none too happy about any of this.
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Moving on to addressing that completely degrading interaction between Jesse and Ciara of how he wanted to ‘make out with her.’
Just as a short recap of events as to what lead up to that whole exchange. If you recall Ciara was crawling into Jesse’s bed every morning rubbing all over him.
Like INTO his bed with him with barely anything on (as per usual for her.)
She walks around almost naked, with our thong ass out, constantly being aggressively flirty, and overly receptive to super-pervy comments.
Does she think that makes a guy want to date her and bring her home to mom?
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
How dare Jesse say ‘I just wanna see what it’s like to make out with her.’ or whatever the hell he said.
So she made it this whole big thing, and cried about how, degrading that was, which it was, I don’t disagree, bit this is the vibe she’s giving off.
She’s a fucking take-no-shit bad ass though, remember? NOT!
She honestly seemed more upset that someone told her Worst said he didn’t care (which wasn’t what he said, but that’s neither here nor there at this point.)
I thought it was so telling how when Ciara asked “why don’t you want to take me on a date, not just make out with me?” that he didn’t say, ‘okay let’s go on a date.’
That was your chance, Jesse, and it was like… crickets. I thought perhaps she would have a reckoning after that and change her behavior, but she didn’t
She did stop crawling in his bed (as far as we know) but it seemed like instead of being inordinately provocative with Jesse, she just switched her energy to Worst.
Jesse is another one that’s fucking degrading towards women. Look how he treated Lexi. Calling her a ditz right out of the gate to ‘get a reaction’ as he admitted in his yap, love bombed the girl to death, then turned into a douche bag after she was into him.
He flirted with Ciara who of course reciprocates like nobody’s business, and pitted the two girls against each other.
Him and Worst are both fucking disrespectful pervs that treat girls like crap and have one interest and one interest only, and that’s getting their little weenies wet.
Back to the reunion, I kind of got on a rant. But his viewer question proves my point as to how full of fucking shit Jesse is.
He obviously lied his ass off in his yap, acting like he had ‘feelings’ for Ciara to justify his shallow pervy comments. Jesse gets asked why he ‘froze’ and acted like he didn’t have feelings for her. Because he DOESN’T!!
Ciara looks really interested in this answer, as we all are. He had zero ‘feelings’ for her. He just likes to stare at her tits. This should be good watching him come up with something.
He doesn’t disappoint.
(Jesse misread)
“I caught some feelings and misread the situation.”
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
BULL. SHIT.
Which is it? It can’t be both. If you had actual feelings, you wouldn’t have asked everyone if it was weird you wanted to ‘get drunk and make out with her.’
You would have asked everyone if they thought it was weird if you asked her out.
He did make it seem like it would be just be for the hell of it, and DID make her the brunt of the joke. Yeah we know you never SAID it was a joke. That doesn’t mean it wasn’t.
Just like Worst made an ass out of her when he was groping her to make Amanda jealous when they were playing spin the bottle, or when Jesse was making jokes at her expense when she weirdly followed them into their room in the middle of the night.
Worst and Jesse definitely DO think this girl is a joke. Just like Jesse thought Lexi was a joke, and Worst thinks every single thing he says and does is hilarious, and walking all over women is fun.
Jesse tries to do that thing they tell you to do in job interviews when asked what weaknesses you may have, and he minimizes his comments by highlighting his “typical joking fashion” as if that’s why it got misunderstood.
Who would ACTUALLY THINK that song he wrote about being in love with his ‘best friend’ (thought she’s Worst’s ‘best friend…’) was about Ciara?
Why are we suddenly trying to make Jesse and Ciara happen??
We couldn’t make Worst and Ciara happen so now it’s Jesse’s turn. Trust me, if Jesse wanted to date her he could. There is no way in HELL he will date her, seeing how clingy and obsessed she gets. He thought Lexi was bad??
Who the hell would pay to see this loser try to sing? He gives me the total ICK. I feel like he would treat a woman like she’s his bitch if he were to get into a relationship. He said something last season that sounded really 1950 when it comes to being with someone.
Carl and Kyle point out that he’s getting obliterated online about his music. Love that for him. Because he sucks, that’s why. And women think he’s a scum bag, that’s also why.
I don’t think he was too happy that they pointed that out. Oh well. Then don’t suck.
Carl and Lindsay were ‘monetizing’ Amanda and Worst’s situation with some ad skit. Amanda expresses her disappointment, and of course that gets met with eye rolls all around.
I’m all for discussing something besides, Amanda, Worst and Ciara but do we really need to address Kyle not investing in Soft Bar yet again? The dude made it quite clear his business is almost bankrupt. Can we please move on?
Ciara’s funny. I like how Kyle’s now the coolest dude around since she hates Amanda for ‘fucking her ex.’
Would that be insane if those two got together? I mean, Kyle IS her type. He’s a pink disrespectful man. Although not AS bad as Worst and Jesse, in my opinion.
We revisit that night when Lindsay was telling Kyle he was a shitty husband for DJing, and how that all went left. Worst pulled his chair by Amanda in some sort of expression of solidarity to the girl he was hooking up with. One of them.
Andy asks Worst what was going through his head at that time. Poor little guy is forced to have to speak again. He says he wanted Amanda to know he had her back when Kyle was being a dickhead.
Kyle gets in defense mode, and I kind of feel him here, because he was being attacked that night. He’s right – Amanda had her minions doing her dirty work, knowing full well he would spiral because 1, that’s what he does when he feels bombarded. It’s what a lot of people do in that situation, and 2, Amanda is giving her side of the story only.
Amanda would freak too, if Kyle had Carl and Lindsay or whomever in the house, it doesn’t matter, address Amanda’s issues like laziness, contributing nothing, doing nothing, being a slob, not having sex with him throughout their ENTIRE marriage, (not even their wedding night or honeymoon; that’s just brutal) not talking to him, and hating on him constantly.
She would so be going off the deep end, defending herself, and most likely pointing out Kyle’s issues. Which we all know what those are.
He wouldn’t put her on the spot in FRONT of everyone, making her explain her laziness and how she never fucked him for seven years, and try to humiliate her. He did mention her being a slob and getting high every night to Worst and Ben and when Amanda came up behind him, he felt uncomfortable and dropped it. He felt that it was wrong and didn’t continue because he felt bad for embarrassing her.
Amanda – NOT the same.
Girlfriend was relishing in his humiliation.
She knew he would say something bitchy to her, then she could use that to make everyone feel sorry for her. I’m sorry, but I don’t like it when people get poked and provoked, then their reactions get highlighted and turned against me, I mean them.
Can you tell I’m speaking from experience?
Lindsay suddenly on this relationship expert soapbox is WAY too much.
The infamous $10,000 Cartier watch: I bet Kyle is regretting that. I wonder if Amanda has mustered up the decency to return it to him.
Knowing she was leaving him that year, sorry but that was pretty SHITTY of her to request that for her birthday. Poor guy didn’t even get laid THAT night!
So the point of this being brought up is of course Worst’s yap comments comparing Kyle to the Wolf of Wall Street when Leo’s character gifts his wife a yacht when he’s “banging hookers every night.”
You really could see Worst was especially cranked up in that confessional. I mean, he seemed pissed and JEALOUS, right?
Not sure the timeline of filming the yaps exactly, I think they vary, but something else was going on at that time.
I think he was feeling jelly that he couldn’t give her a $10,000 watch? I don’t know but it was really extra. They had to have been in a full fledged actual affair at that time for him to be that passionate and pissed.
So was it really the next fucking night they got into that first big fight when she was ‘ignoring’ him and he goes outside to find Worst’s hand on his wife’s thigh.
So Worst really has the actual audacity to dog on him for flipping his lid? When he was feeling up his wife right in front of him? That doesn’t get pointed out.
Can’t make this shit up.
As they continue to discuss ‘the watch’ Amanda starts chewing on her finger tip like a toddler. What the HELL is she on? Jesus. Can I get some?
Did we all miss how Kyle asked Worst if his comments about the watch in his yap were so extra, because he was already hooking up with Amanda?
Worst doesn’t answer and pivots back to Kyle calling Amanda a dumb bitch.
Andy wake the hell up. Why wouldn’t you tell Worst to answer that. Or Amanda if she can get her fucking finger out of her mouth.
Did you ever notice how Kyle gets really sensitive when his blacked out drunkenenss gets addressed?
He gets upset when Amanda says it’s wasn’t that she doesn’t like going out, she didn’t like going out with him, because he got too drunk and they would get into fights.
She’s in the middle of explaining this when ditz ball Ciara interrupts with “I thought you hate going out…”
Let’s pay attention.
Ciara’s so mad that Amanda and Worst are going out to bars all night. Worst does NOT want to date her regardless of his being with Amanda. Maybe if she came to terms with that, this would be easier?
Kyle announces there’s been an outpouring of people telling him Worst “isn’t who he says he is.”
So you can see Andy has a side he’s on, and it’s not Kyle’s but that’s not a shocker. He’s never liked Kyle.
He wants to address rumors of infidelity over the years, but was happy to ignore Kyle asking Worst if he was already hooking up with Amanda last summer.
Ciara has yet another unhinged and embarrassing moment where she’s interrupting Amanda again, and making no fucking sense. It’s clear she’s in lala land and not paying attention.
Rumors about Worst are not relevant as Amanda is being asked about Kyle’s infidelity when they were MARRIED. I do think Ciara is really dumb. And really needs to make this about her at all costs.
Kyle is put on the spot to answer whether or not he cheated on Amanda during their marriage.
He answers yes he’s been inappropriate at times, when he’s out, but has not had an affair nor slept with anyone. He adds how ‘starved’ he’s been since as we know Amanda was not putting out. At all. Or ever. I don’t know how on earth she pulled that off, but I kind of applaud it. I’m assuming after a year or so, he just stopped asking.
Amanda’s claim is there was more. I don’t know if I believe him either. He stays out ALL NIGHT going to hotels and people’s apartments.
She’s using the phrase ‘stepped out.’ So does that mean sex?
He denies it. Amanda has a video that was sent to her so maybe he should own it. That is still cheating. Is it as bad as a FIVE YEAR AFFAIR (as well as various others over the years) with some chick from out-of-state that believed all of your lies? No. But still cheating.
Kyle doesn’t deny it, and points out “needs were not being met.”
He’s been seen canoodling with Salley from Southern Charm? Well we KNOW she puts out.
He better be careful though. I can see Salley has some Ciara tendencies. She gets attached pretty quick.
And what’s with these Bravolebs that they think they can ONLY date Bravolebs? It’s so weird. Maybe it’s because they’re worried a ‘regular person’ is just trying to get on the show. Which they probably are.
And the Megan King thing? That was just bizarre. And yes, for one thing, she’s too tall for him. He keeps trying to ignore the ‘tippy toes’ comments.
Break for lunch. There are no longer actual ‘breaks’ anymore at reunions. Camera guys follow them around even during breaks.
Amanda whines to Worst about everyone telling her she shouldn’t trust him.
During the exiting of the stage and going to their dressing rooms, they were playing some weird background music with a sound effect that sounded like a fart.
Did anyone else notice that?
Obsessive Ciara calls this Meija chick that Worst was sort of, kind of seeing, but not really, just every once in a while.
She fills Ciara in on how they were in an exclusive relationship, and it wasn’t casual as Worst described.
I agree with Ciara, believe it or not, that they don’t look like he and Amanda even like each other. I said before, why isn’t he holding her hand or comforting her or anything?
He asks Amanda if he should “jump in more?”
Amanda reassures him “no.” And gives some flimsy excuse. I think she’s just telling him what he wants to hear.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say “okay” so fast. Ever.
He gives her advice on ‘dealing with Ciara.’
He’s right, she really is trying to get under Amanda’s skin. Amanda could fire back with some points, but she chooses to refrain.
“Don’t sound snippy” he advises. WTF.
Kyle walks in on Ciara talking to Meija and asks about her and Worst’s relationship, and how it was defined.
She says they were ‘exclusive’ however he talked her into keeping it on the down low, because they weren’t supposed to date outside the Bravoverse.
Wow what a load of crap. She actually bought that? All summer, she was at his place every weekend, she says. Well this is getting weird.
Sounds like he dropped her like a hot potato when he decided he was into Amanda.
Ciara MUST MAKE THIS ABOUT HER, and has to get in there, “who’s one of MY close friends?” when Meija mentions Amanda.
Ciara take a seat with that shit. This girl was actually in a REAL relationship with Worst, not a pretend one. It’s not about you right now. She looks and sounds insane.
She is just something else. And NO ONE will call her out. She gets enabled by these people.
Amanda is asleep.
Kyle says they’re confronting Worst. He’ll probably let Amanda talk for him again and sit there saying nothing.
West is muttering to Amanda how it’s almost over, and he thinks it will get easier.
No, Worst, sorry, it’s not.
