Can’t stand Kyle. I just cannot. She’s such a snarky little fucking bitch. I don’t know why Sutton thinks she needs her as a friend. She’s so fucking disrespectful.
She shows up at Sutton’s charges out of her gas guzzling ginormous Rover, as they’re having a little fake friend visit. She ridicules Sutton immediately asking her if she’s “pretending to garden.” She’s literally just cutting roses to take inside. That’s not really ‘gardening.’
Kyle doesn’t even listen to her response about how much she loves her roses. She’s anxious to get “her face out of the sun” and go inside to either talk about herself and/or further insult Sutton with passive aggressive comments.
It’s my hunch, as I said earlier, that Kyle has heavily influenced Annmarie to ride her about her health issue.
Did you all check out my little blurby article about problems Annmarie is having with the anesthesiologist people for pretending to be a doctor, and two Housewife real life actual MD’s (not Wendy) are speaking up about her behavior and that her diagnosis is incorrect.
But anyway here we go – as I said Kyle drops in on Sutton and already is acting very Kyle. She tears out of the car, insults her outfit, ridicules her ‘gardening’ and demands to go inside at once.
For whatever fucking reason, she immediately opens her fridge. Like, who does that?
First of all I wish we’d let go of calling Mauricio ‘Mo.’ Never even heard him being referred to this way until I think it was last season.
I also wish we’d let go of questioning why ‘Mo’ was not at her event to commemorate her friend. People, she had her girlfriend there! Whom she was swooning all over as she sang, and speaking of which, it was a very explicit and inappropriate song about ripping off someone’s (Kyle’s) clothes and having her way with her on the floor.
I mean, really. Does her friend’s family really approve of their beloved daughter’s and mother’s death being exploited in this way?
It’s bad enough this was in front of her own daughters, Did you see Porscha giving her the side eye when she was screaming and cackling after the performance? Like Kyle, hello a ‘celebration of life’ is still supposed to be a somewhat somber event. Don’t think you’re supposed to jump up and down and yell wooooooooooo at your new girlfriend. It wasn’t a fucking concert, and it’s not about you and your new lover.
How many fucking times does she have to say ‘Mo’ was in Aspen and Mexico?? And the way she says it, it’s clear she didn’t even want him there. Can we possibly drop it??
They talk about Annmarie for a minute.
Vyle, who coached this dumb broad, pretends to be surprised that this throat issue of Sutton’s was brought up again
Smug Kyle shrugs her shoulders: “whatever, you guys will figure it out.” Sure, Kyle, hopefully Annmarie also figures out how to explain herself to the medical board, and her employers, and the Bravo producers when she’s not wanted back next season, since she’s not one bit personable nor entertaining. That’s what Dijana didn’t realize last season either. Sure you’re supposed to stand up for yourself, and maybe a little bitchy when warranted, but you also need to be likable.
That was the downfall of Rinna as well, in my opinion
Kyle doesn’t give A fuck how this all turned out for Annmarie. By the way, Annmarie has recently posted on IG that she also hated that story line, admits it was dragged on too long, and insiuated it wasn’t her idea. Which is exactly what I have been saying. Not to brag that I was right.
Kyle even low-key admits in her yap how this was her brainchild, as she ridicules Sutton for some of her past tantrums, and claims ‘well, maybe she’s met her match’ which makes no sense. At all. If you read between the lines, it was Kyle justifying engineering this ridiculousness, and that it’s a ‘pay-back.’
I thought most medical ‘professionals’ don’t like to talk shop outside of work or be bugged about your fucking ailments.
The key word being ‘professionals.’
Off topic, but something else I was right about is Kyle’s hair, especially last season. Stick straight black blah Morticia hair in every single scene. I see she added some highlghts, layers. and has been trying different styles. Wonder if she was reading my recaps??
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Crystal tells Garcelle that when she met Annmarie a few months earlier, she told her that she was an anesthesiologist, not the assistant of one. SHe ridicules her for spending hours researching her ‘medical encyclopedias’ for Sutton’s condition, and Crystal found it via Dr. Google within minutes.
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Dorito prepares for her event, and she and PK name-drop, as usual. William H. Macy and Paula Abdul, along with ‘a surprise.’ Which probably means Boy George.
For some reason PK starts fussing to the event and hotel people about the table décor.
In this yap look of Dorit’s, she looks really thin and gaunt. It looks as if she lost weight and/or got a really bad nose job. Unless the weight loss is making her nose look bigger? I don’t know, but whatever she changed here, it’s not an improvement, at all. She looks strange.
Dorito credits PK’s sudden interest in the color of the tablecloths to their therapy session sessions. Okayyyyyyy Dorito. What an idiot.
Are they officially separated? I was hearing all those a few months ago, and it kind of died down. I had to look into that.
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Crystal meets with her brother. She’s getting dragged on all of the Housewife social media outlets about using the brother’s plight as a story line. Okay, probably true, however, if we review the others’ story lines —- Annmarie’s is harassing Sutton, which is the same one as Kyle, which is the same of last season’s Dijana, which was also, so coincidentally the same as Rinna’s.
Crystal’s at least using some creativity. She’s going with – I wrecked my brother’s life because I’m a great sister.
I gotta take the dude’s side here. It’s kind of fucked up that her and her mom treat all of his lady friends like shit to the point, where they don’t even want to be with him anymore. Crystal blames this girl not understanding their relationship because she’s an only child.
That’s kind of a silly excuse for meddling in his life to the extreme that his fiance dumps him because she can’t stand you. She reflects on their childhood about how they rode their bikes together and what-not, like all close in age siblings do, as if it’s so exceptional and warrants that she ruined his relationship.
She is miffed that he wants to spend six months in Bangkok, and six months in the United States, and keep going back and forth. I don’t know what her obsession is with this kid.
It seems kind of unhealthy and weird for a brother/sister. You can love your sibling without feeling the need to control their life, and being pissy that they’re in a relationship, and they don’t live down the street. He admits he’s going to the other side of the world to get away from her, and their mom
That’s embarrassing. And he’s being awful nice about it. What a pushover. Maybe if stopped acting so passive he wouldn’t be getting walked all over.
He refers to her as ‘the perfect sister.’ Other than the fact that you keep wrecking all of my relationships, you’re the perfect sister. I don’t get this dynamic,
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Mario accompanies Kyle to the ‘Homeless not Toothless’ event, and as usual they look miserable and awkward. And we all know that Kyle can’t act, so she’s definitely miserable.
Kyle’s so proud that she’s giving Mario ‘a taste of his own medicine’ by springing on him that she’s going to Barcelona in a week.
I don’t get why he’s so annoyed that Kyle is acting dismissive of him. Seems like this is what he’s been wanting for the past several years. Typical fucking dude. Now he’s pissed that she’s no longer is interested in spending time with him. Suddenly they can’t have something, and they want it.
Erica’s dentist tries to hit on her. He clearly had no idea who she was, or he would not be hitting on her, and telling her she looks pretty 19 times. Dude fucking run. If you like your money and your house, run away from this snake. This bitch will siphon every fucking scent you have to your name until you’re crazy and destitute, and claim she did nothing wrong.
I guess he looks a little embarrassed when Erica points out she’s one of his patients. Also he’s way too young for her.
Kyle asks Mario if he has alcohol or marijuana. Apparently she’s accepted that he needs a buzz to get through being in her company.
He definitely is feeling a little buzz or something. He starts heckling Annmarie and her husband as they’re trying to pose for pix. You can dress this dude up, but she can’t take him out. You also can’t blame him for having to be on some type of substance to be around Kyle.
She makes comments about how when she’s out with Mario, she thinks ‘everybody’ is obsessed with her, and watching her every move. Gaaaahirllllll.
Sutton is guns blazing about her esophagus as Annemarie approaches the table. She thinks she has the luxury of the chat happening later, and not in front of everyone,, but not the case.
Her voice goes up about ten octaves when she says “okay let’s talk right now.”
She scurries her husband away, and promptly accuses Sutton of lying about her prescription being allowed to be mixed with alcohol. She knows better, because she’s a “board certified nurse anesthetist.“
She denies each accusation, then rewords the statement, and admits that’s what was conveyed, which is the exact same fucking thing.
“I didn’t say she lied, I said she could be lying.” You get the idea. This continues.
I would not want this bitch as my nurse whatever the hell she does. She claims she’s so invested in this when asked, because she’s a ‘critical thinker.’
She needed to think about all of this a little more critically before she did it.
I have a hard time believing Crystal was ever considering med school. For no particular reason. Crystal asks her why she told her she was an anesthesiologist when they met. She does not deny that.
Crystal calls her a bitch, and Kyle does the shock face. I actually thought she retired the mouth gaping open thing. She’s been getting dragged all over social media about it.
Annmarie accuses Crystal of being jealous of her.
She is basically standing here telling lies, about accusing someone of else of lying.
So we of course, know by now Kyle put her up to this, but as they flash on the celebration of life event, how she spent hours upon hours talking to everybody and their sister about it, you can see how it was complete overkill.
I’m guessing that Kyle did not give her specific instructions. You don’t keep carrying on about it nonstop. Annmarie, your mission was to just taunt her and shame her for having an eating disorder.
I’m so confused. Why is Erika acting so nice?
She was so sweet to her dentist, who she could’ve embarrassed because he was hitting on her, and she was so sweet to that little cute old lady that was in head to toe pink. What the hell is she taking?
So here’s a question about ‘Homeless Not Toothless.’ Of all of the thousands and thousands of charity organizations, she gravitates towards this one? Usually when you’re sponsoring a charity like this, it has some personal meaning to you. What connection does she have toward homeless people? Or toothless people?
And if she’s that worried about the homeless, why not skip this ‘gala’ and give to homeless people or organizations to help get them off of the streets?
I think that is more important than having fucking veneers. It’s all so idiotic. I kind of think it’s a fake charity, as a front for something else. There’s no way that shit can be real. They’re really approaching people living in cardboard boxes, and making dentist appointments for them, and then it’s like “okay smell ya ater, nice teeth…” and drops them at their box. The dentist pats himself on the back, writes it off on his taxes, and goes home to his 10 million mansion. Pahhlease.
I guess Taylor Dayne is the special surprise. Why does fucking Erika always do this shit when somebody else is singing and performing? Take several seats ya money grubbing ho, you’re not a fucking singer. You just play one on TV. There’s no way she would be able to get up there and sing live and sound like that. Just keep your Ozempic ass sitting there and fantasizing.
I’m wondering what’s been wrong with Sutton’s voice. She constantly sounds really hoarse.
Sutton tries to smooth things over with Annemarie after they’re seated at their table. She isn’t ready to admit to any wrongdoing. She has already explained herself, Sutton! Yeah woman you explained yourself, but you lied, and your explanations did not make any sense.
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Even Kyle’s dog can’t stand the sound of her voice.
Kyle tells Sutton that she’ll talk to Anne-Marie about apologizing. Kyle claims that she feels compelled to help, because she brought Annmarie into the group (and ordered her to do her dirty work.)
Why are on Housewives are we making such a big fucking federal case out of the word ‘bitch?’
Isn’t that the must tame insult you can give a woman? I wouldn’t even be insulted if I were called that. I’d rather be a bitch tellin’ ya like it is than a stupid fucking groveling pushover, bending over and taking it up the ass every day (literally.)
Annemarie promises to not speak to Crystal on their trip. As if Crystal would give a shit. She’s going to apologize to Sutton, but feels she does not owe Crystal. She accused Crystal of saying exactly what she said. We call that projecting.
She calls Sutton and apologizes and says she that she feels ridiculous and horrible. I guess that’s good, but a little late for that self reflection.
It’s not coming to with my ‘heart in my hands.’ You’re most likely dead if you do that.
‘I’m coming to you with my hat in my hands’ is correct, if she was trying to use the expression that she feels remorseful and stupid. Housewives and expressions are not a good mix. They need to just avoid them at all costs. They get them wrong more often than they get them right.
Anywho, Mrs. 8.5 does apologize for her part, The whole fucking thing is her part. Well. I guess technically we can throw Vyle in there, as partially to blame because this was her dumb fucking ass idea.
We all know apologies to Sutton include having to repeat after her as to what all you should be sorry for. A blanket ‘I’m sorry’ does not cut it!
So it ends on a positive note, where they joke about the armpit licking (which is worse than the toe if you ask me) She confesses in her yap to be embarrassed and to shut up about, but still disagreeing with the diagnosis.
Jesus.
