Vicki gets wheeled onto the stage which was made to look like Vicki’s back yard in her first house she was in when the show started. She finally decided to deal with her knee issues.
I will be having to break down the looks of course, and I’ll try to be quick.
I’ll start from the LAST seat on the left, Emily (which is funny) and work my way over.
Emily looks SO STUPID. Where do they get these glam people for the reunions?
But it’s not entirely their fault. She’s taking so much fucking Ozempic, her face is looking scary. So between the glp and the crazy amount of botox and filler, I don’t know how anyone can say ‘she looks great!’ She looks like a defective mannequin. Or an alien,
She has so much filler she can barely open her eyes.
Also, not to sound like a total twat, but what’s with the greasy finger waved hair?
Her dress is whatever. Who cares. I’m so shocked that it’s not a pleated mini skirt.
This light pink shimmery makeup must be a thing. At the Beverly Reunion everyone was wearing it too. They have Gina slathered in it. It’s too much for this harsh lighting. I feel like these glam people should know this.
Gina’s dress is horrible. The standing picture of it is okay-ish, but when she’s sitting, that strap thing and the bodice is loose. This dress needs boobs. Or she should have had it altered. Again, if I know this, these people should know this.
They know they’re being filmed sitting the entire time. At what point will we learn to choose a dress that works for sitting for hours on end.
Oh Shannon Storms Beador. Why did you let them do this to you? What is WITH this poofy 80’s country singer blow out? It looks exactly like Kathy Hilton’s Reunion hair on last season of Beverly. Has to be the same person.
The bright pink and violet makeup is horrific. Again way too much for the harsh lighting. Especially on mature skin.
And yes Shannon you do move a lot. I don’t know why she doesn’t buy a house. If she can afford an astronomical rent payment, she can certainly purchase a home I would think.
Vicki actually looks great. She had a much better hair stylist than Shannon who gave her a normal blow out. Her makeup looks good, the dress is really fun and appropriate. Looks like she lost weight from just having two surgeries. Her personality needs work but she looks really good.
Tamra’s dress looks like the same color and style she always wears. Bubble gum pink with cut-outs, showing a lot of skin. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Hair and makeup looks good.
Heather – I like the dress but she’s way too pale! Especially to wear red. I don’t know what this woman has against sunlight. Ya know they’ve decided it’s okay now in moderation. Go outside Heather. Go to he beach. Jesus.
Not even a light spray tan? I’m sorry but it looks unhealthy to be that white.
Jenn’s dress is fine. She needs to get rid of the extensions.
Carmella not loving her dress and I wish she’d do something else with her hair too.
That should be it for the Fashion Policing.
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Vicki’s ‘working while at work’ is the first topic to be addressed.
Emily, I hardly believe being a Bravo Robot Housewife is a ‘job.’
Is it not supposed to based on real life?? And in real life I would expect Vicki to be be working during vacations.
I’m disappointed Vicki didn’t give her that answer or say ‘well good thing you don’t HAVE a job to worry about.’ What a missed opportunity!
Listen, Ozempic face, you’re NO ONE to dole out life skills advice at all.
She sounds jealous actually.
Vicki says her responsibilities don’t end because of Housewife filming. That makes sense.
Loud Mouth Spoiled Brat Man Voice argues “sometimes they HAVE TOOOO!” What the fuck do YOU know, Emily about running a fucking business? Her responsibilities to her employees and clients HAVE to end?? Because of Housewives?? WHAT?
This hag has NO CLUE, or at least no recollection, what it’s like to have a job. She sounds like such a nincompoop. I think that’s my new favorite word.
Tamra jokes that she’s “not podcasting” during Housewives, which is an asinine comparison, since that ‘job’ is Bravo-related. And why would you be filmed ‘podcasting?’
You would have thought with this ‘multi-million dollar’ cannabis business her and Eddie allegedly run, that’s the comparison she would have made. IF she was running it. I guarantee you Tamra and Eddie are nothing but figure heads, and are NOT operating that company.
Vicki’s ‘whoop it up’ meter is in question.
People she’s 64 years old. Like they would’ve also been making fun her if she was out partying every night.
Not to mention she had the knee snafoo shortly before filming started. Bitch was cranky. She’s never been the most cheerful Housewife on earth to begin with, so what is with the shock here?
Don’t worry, she won’t be back. I think Bravo basically ‘threw her an orange’ because of the 20th anniversary. They wanted an OG, she’s bitchy and brings the controversy, and they knew she was dying to come back.
I feel like she talks about Donn so much because he was the only ‘nice guy’ we’ve seen her with. Since divorcing Donn, she’s been with an entire slew of absolute assholes. I think she misses being with a guy she walked all over, and not the other way around, as it was with Brooks and Steve, and now this weirdo.
Jenn brings up how Vicki and Mike called her one night at 10pm after she said in an interview that their relationship is sad.
That was pretty fucked up. Vicki should know better than to do that kind of dumb shit. Why was Vicki even calling Jenn late at night to complain about this to begin with when she knew Mike was all riled up, and knows he has a temper issue.
Sounds like it started out with Vicki bitching at her in her Vicki kind of way, then Mike took the phone and started yelling. Vicki, his being ‘mad’ isn’t an excuse to yell at a woman.
That’s just pretty fucked up behavior that he’s yelling at women on the show. Sorry but their relationship did seem a little weird. He seems aggressive and the type of guy you have to tiptoe around for fear of pissing him off.
This is all so very not normal. She acts so nonchalant about the whole thing, and refuses to take any type accountability nor express remorse.
Even though, you can tell she’s embarrassed by his behavior, she can’t bring herself to acknowledge what Jenn is saying. She doesn’t have to apologize FOR him necessarily, but there should be some sort of remorse or regret expressed. Just say at the very LEAST that it wasn’t her intention for it to get that contentious. It’s not the same as apologizing FOR Mike (and he really should do that himself honestly.)
Just listen to what Jenn is saying. It was absolutely inappropriate. This is what I can’t stand about Vicki. CANNOT admit to wrongdoing ever. Also case in point, the way she’s denying what she was saying about Carmella the entire season.
Emily was even scolding her to apologize, and that’s pretty bad (who wouldn’t if she was in the same position.) Has she apologized to Jenn or Katie? Yeah, no. She didn’t
I can’t take Emily seriously at all when she looks like a fucking ET.
Shannon was looking mortified at Vicki, but of course she’s afraid to piss her off, so she was saying nothing.
Apparently there was even an altercation that Shannon had with him. He got all pissy with her too.
Shannon asked Mike if he and the owner were talking about it her, when she looked at her and laughed. And of all places, of COURSE at‘ The Quiet Woman’ this all goes down. He then went OFF on her instead of just saying ‘no we weren’t talking about you’ (they probably were given Shannon’s history there.)
Then he was hugging the restaurant owner good-bye which Shannon also questioned. I wonder if she was a little drunk. This doesn’t really seem like her. On camera she only drinks very small amounts since her DUI. And this night was NOT being filmed, and she kept poking at him, so do the math.
The ladies have to prompt her to elaborate and admit she was annoyed. I just cannot with the name of this place, and all the drama that always ensues there, which is never quiet.
Shannon was obviously downplaying the argument and acting like it was no big deal so as not to embarrass Vicki further.
Clearly this is a pattern with this man to treat women disrespectfully, so it does not take a fucking genius to figure out this is how he treats Vicki. Jenn is right. The relationship does seem sad. And it’s super embarrassing when you’re with a man that is comfortable lipping off to your friends.
He says “do you wanna go there?” That’s so weird and aggressive.
But just putting out there, why’s Shannon making a thing out of a hug? He was still wrong to talk to her like that.
Shannon’s clearly uncomfortable. She’s doing that jerky thing she does.
Vicki is desperately trying to minimize this situation and denies that Mike used the ‘F’ word. Okay Vicki like that fucking matters. Shannon looks at her like she’s nuts for that being a defense.
Did you see how in total complete unison Heather Jenn and Carmella repeated “YOU WANNA GO??” in disbelief that Mike would speak that way to Shannon. OMG that was hilarious. If you missed it you HAVE to watch it again.
Maybe they shouldn’t go to ‘The Quiet Woman’ anymore. That’s something cursed about that place.
Vicki is still on the hot seat. What about the engagement ring? What’s the story there?? She is insisting she doesn’t want to marry him anyway. I think she does. I don’t know why, but I think she does.
Then the whole Sidney thing with Tamra is addressed. Tamra’s allowed to talk about it non-stop, but no one else can mention it.
Tamra talking about her constantly on the show, is what pissed Sidney off to begin with. But whatever Tamra, just keep doing what you’re doing. She claims she doesn’t talk about it a lot. Uhhh okay. She mentioned it MULTIPLE times this season.
She did that exact same breakdown thing with the weird staring into space, on a cast trip like 5 or 6 years ago when Kelly Dodd made a snarky comment about Sidney not talking to her.
Shannon and Tamra have decided to give their friendship another try. Again. Shannon, why just why?? Tamra was clearly trying to rebrand after it didn’t go well last season, and convince the audience she’s not a complete asshole. She’s still a complete asshole who said awful things about her and to her.
TO BE CONTINUED… I rambled too much about how ridiculous some of them look.
