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Summer House 2/13/23

This is promised to be the “the most dramatic season ever” as they’re trying to sell us. As every season is. Seems to be a lot of meltdowns and what not. None of them appear to be Kyle or Amanda, surprisingly. I just can’t get on board with Carl and Lindsay. It’s kind of creeping

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Summer House Reunion Part 2 – 5/16/22

Still on wine glass throwing, which Ciara apologized for. Danielle wanted more apologies when the episode aired. That seems weird right? Or do you all agree? Sorry but I think she’s being overly dramatic about it. Ciara’s apologies are genuine. “I’m sorry I did that, I should not have done that” is an actual expression

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Summer House Reunion Part 1 – 5/9/2022

Well I missed the wedding episode last week. I got all thrown off since Below Deck SY wasn’t on, so I assumed, I guess the new Summer House wasn’t on either. I’m catching up on the Reunion now, only 5 days later! Sorry! They’re all arriving, and we have the infamous/famous, depending on how you

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Summer House Finale 5/2/22

Kyle and Amanda’s prenup argument blows over. She’s so fucking immature, and Kyle should not have waited until a month before the wedding to address this. Do you really think your 12 year old bride was going to put the work into cooperating with you Kyle? And oh, the biggest reason that she “doesn’t want

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Summer House 4/25/22

Kyle is still storming out of the restaurant from last week, when Amanda just totally unloads on him and tells him that no one, including her, can even stand him. No one will tell her that’s not cool though. She then totally ridicules him at the table,after he leaves, like you know a great supportive

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Summer House 4/18/22

I think that the miscarriage has affected Lindsay a lot, and she doesn’t want to admit it or deal with it. Which is why she’s acting out like this, and having every dang dude in the Hamptons carry her around, and then has sex with them. Is her therapist not telling her this? Maybe this

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