The Boz and Rachel friendship, I’m not sure how ‘authentic’ it is (maybe I need the book too, lol – lemme see if I can borrow it from my daughter!) It seems like they wanted Boz to be friends with the dualing fashionistas – Rachel and Dorit. Assuming those two are NOT going to be

Erika is still playing the Miss Congeniality act I see. She meets Boz for dinner. She complains about Tom calling her. I mean, the nerve. My theory of why she won’t take his calls is that she feels guilty due to her spending addictions which lead to his desperation, and she doesn’t want to deal

What did we think of the intro? A little much right? What’s with all of the slow-mo lately on Bravo? Erika thinks she’s 25, and making an 80’s music video. Washing her leased Porsche, still not the least bit concerned how she lived lavishly off of other people’s money that Tom stole for several years.

Who’s the gay guy Dorit was hitting on as they play flashes of the ladies appearing all hot and bothered. Andy asks about Dorit and dating. Dorit NEEDS to pursue Mario. “That’s not pizza party behavior.” Gotta love Erika’s therapist giving it to her straight. Well, sort of. There’s a lot worse she could say

Dorit just pulls random baseless fabrications out of her asshole. She really does. I highly doubt Sutton ‘buys people.’ Her actual non-Housewife friends (aka real friends) seem to be people on her level that she doesn’t need to ‘buy.’ And Erika’s elated face when she said it? Erika, calm down. It wasn’t that great of

We’re still on Kyle and Dorit’s friendship, or fake friendship, or whatever the hell, and the ‘memes and jokes’ segment that I’m sure you we’re all looking so forward to. You would think at this point Kyle could just muster up the strength to be like ‘okay fiiiiine, yes, we started having a deeper friendship