Studio 54 party is still going.
This obsession with Dorit Kemsley is getting so silly.
The fact that they’re making Erika a part of this when she had a whole psychotic breakdown when it was done to her, is rich.
The second and I mean the SECOND Kyle and Sutton are in front of each other, Sutton is drilling her on approaching Dorit! Let the woman alone for five minutes. What in the psychotic obsession is wrong with these two toads? I hate to sound cliché – but get a life!
“It’s hard to watch?” What’s ‘hard to watch’ is this fucking BS the viewer are forced to watch. Well, we’re not forced but you know what I mean.
They can’t take her minding her business, (now that she’s let Amanda alone finally) and not caring about what these bitter hags have to say?
If she’s making bad financial decisions, at the end of the day what even is it to them? It’s not their money she’s spending.
She’s not going to listen to any of them anyway. They stated their piece, and while they may have points, now it’s up to her to figure it out. The fact that Kyle Erika and Sutton REFUSE to drop it is nutty.
Giving boredom and obsession combined with total desperation to be relevant and hear themselves talking. I know it’s Housewives and we gotta roll with the idiocy sometimes, but when you have not one not two, but THREE WHOLE ASS bitches making the plight and life of another their entire story line, you’ve totally jumped the shark.
Now with Erika’s initial separation, it was different because it was a lot of drama, layers and moving parts. But PK and Dorit’s separation? Really not all that interesting or different from 90% of women who split up with kids.
Kyle’s so dumb. She tries to correct Kathy on Rachel’s younger son’s name. Cassus? Kyle – please stop talking. Just stop fucking speaking.
Scene switch to Erika and Bozo and now WHAT do you think they might be discussing??
Next week – drinking game every time they say ‘Dorit,’ Let’s do it. We’ll all wake up on Sunday.
Dorit plops down with her plate of food, and The Three Stooges can’t wait to pounce.
These scenes are so desperate. This isn’t even normal. These bitches are like literally following her around to torment her.
Kyle doesn’t want to speak to Dorit, but she seems okay to stalk her I guess, and sit beside her and stare at her like a fucking nitwit.
Everyone in their six inch spiked heels when they knew it was a backyard party. I have one word for these bitches – wedges.
Boz is doing her signature way too small dress, where her lady parts are on display if she moves the wrong way.
That’s how I know she’s not as wealthy as she pretends, because she would certainly have her clothes custom made or at least altered to fit her. Or hire a stylist who specializes in dressing huge women.
Sutton drills Dorit immediately as the gang-up begins, whether she’s going to talk to Kyle or not. With Kyle sitting right there. Can I point out how Dorit wasn’t late to the party? It kind of does seem like she struggles with group dinners or travel plans in order to make an entrance.
She can’t fucking speak on her own behalf? No one has spoken since Italy, they all keep pointing out to each other. It’s such desperate small talk. Who cares.
No one really has anything of any substance to say, so they bash Dorit.
I want to point out I am in no way a Dorit fan but holy schmokes this is getting so odd.
Sutton tells her she should apologize to Kyle for not speaking with her since the trip. She knows that’s ridiculous, and it’s going to irritate her. But that’s what we’re going for.
Dorit looks perplexed.
Dorit is actually very polite given the idiocy of that statement, but for the sake of trying to hang onto her job, Sutton decides to have this fucking conniption tantrum about how rude she was, and how ‘her feeling were hurt.’
Rachel approaches, and Dorit happily cuts off this absurd conversation while maintaining her composure, which I commend her for.
If that were me I’m afraid Sutton would’ve had a glass thrown at her, or a plate, or a fist.
Kyle looks so mad that Rachel whisks Dorit away to dance with her.
I thought this was your good friend that you’re so concerned about? Wouldn’t you be happy she’s taking time to enjoy herself for ten minutes? Kyle is such a terrible person. She’s rotten to the core. That’s why Mario was like ‘smell ya lattah!’ as soon as he had the opportunity.
Cue the weird dramatic music as the sharks all watch in sheer disbelief when she leaves the area.
Sutton is seriously in that much shock she walked away from that nonsense?
Yes Sutton, we beg of you please stop ‘caring’ about Dorit. And while you’re at it, please have Kyle also stop ‘caring.’
Now she’s threatening to leave.
Oh no. Please don’t. Please Stay.
Kyle drags her in the house. Kathy tags along. Why not? What else is she doing?
I think they wanted Sutton to really go after Dorit and that’s just not happening. Ballsy Sutton that we saw for two seconds when she was trying to bully Amanda has left the building. Now we have whiny crybaby Sutton back.
Kyle is very disappointed in her. Sutton seems to be not following her marching orders.
Sutton recaps this very uneventful conversation to Kyle, as Kyle makes her duck face and seems overly aware and of the cameras, and trying to pose.
Kathy looks bored.
How many more times is Sutton going to play the kid-left-for-school card?
I thought she was devastated about Dorit cutting her off?
Uh-oh Kyle’s got some competition!
If you can believe it, Kyle pushes Sutton to again harass Dorit.
I sound like some sort of insane Dorit fan, but I’m really not.
I know who has to be happy – Amanda! No one’s even talking to or about her anymore.
Sutton tells her Dorit that she hurt her feelings. Dorit delivers the apology that this deserves, and walks away. She drops the ‘weirdo’ again. It suits her in this moment, and altogether actually. She is kind of a strange bird.
Tilly not caring about her outfit, hair, nor makeup and jumping in that pool was to die for. Was she tipsy? She had to be. I didn’t notice since she hasn’t been the focus. We’ve been watching Sutton unsuccessfully try to harass Dorit all night.
Rachel’s kid follows suit! I love it so much. By far, the highlight of the entire hour.
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Dorit’s book cover launch party is approaching and Sutton doesn’t want to attend. Riveting.
Erika drops in on Rachel. I hate to beat a dead horse or be repetitive and say ‘what do you think they’re talking about?’ So I’m sorry but, what do you think they’re talking about??????
We’re doing a drinking game next week! We are! Everyone decide what you’re having. I would probably not recommend hard liquor, unless it’s a very weak cocktail.
What cracks me the hell up to a point of disbelief is Erika being party to a conversation about Dorit’s shopping problem!
Like how can she sit there with a straight fucking face? I can’t. I can’t even get through this recap. The irony is off the fucking the charts. I had to make a drink. I had to. Sorry liver.
I don’t think Rachel meant this to be pissy or snarky, but she tells Erika she’s not paying attention to Dorit’s spending because she loves to shop too.
Erika conveys that when you’re separated the first thing you worry about as a woman, is money (which really shouldn’t be the case in this day and age but whatever.)
Rachel’s like ‘well that’s not my concern. I have my own money and things going on.’
Erika looks a little defeated at that statement, but that’s the choice that Dorit and Erika made, to be 100% financially dependent on a man. And to spend more money than said men had available.
And that’s saying a lot in Erika’s case. That broad is kind of my hero.
I’m disappointed that Rachel is participating in this Dorit pettiness.
Erika describes Dorit’s plight in her vampire yap, but it sounds more like she’s talking about herself.
Erika and Sutton are scoffing about going to Dorit’s ‘book party.’
While all of this drama is going on, Bozo is getting proposed to by Brooks Ayers 2.0
So of course this was presented as a surprise, as the Bravo proposals always are, and of course it was not. She allegedly thought she was just going to dinner with Lael.
She coincidentally matches the color scheme of the private room, full of their respective families. No Housewives though. Not even Dorit.
He is so sketchy and creepy. I wouldn’t want this skeevy slime ball around my teenage daughter, I know that much.
Judging from what I’m seeing on the social media posts and chats, most viewers are in agreement that there is zero chemistry and something is definitely off with this guy.
I don’t watch the after shows but I heard she said she picked the ring out when they were in India.
He leads with how he ‘loves her lips and eyes and she’s gorgeous.’
Talk about love bombing. Looks aren’t really her strong suit, so I definitely would have lead with something else. Like her personality.
Oh wait never mind.
I didn’t realize that trip to Ghana that she invited him on, was their third date. That’s really weird. And then to have him just show up, a man she barely knows, when she was there with her teenage daughter. Like who does that?
In her yap, she still talks about wanting to be pregnant. This lady is off her rocker. Funny how she thinks Amanda is this huge scammer, but can’t see that this guy is up to no good.
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I’m guessing Alexia’s wedding will be on an upcoming episode. I did see pictures and videos last year, and it was gorgeous.
Kyle announces she’s not interested in attending the book soiree either. This is actually funny how all three of The Three Stooges are opting out.
Normally with Housewife events, no matter how whatever the relationship is, they always attend their events. Mostly because production wants there to be some sort of tussle that takes place. So mixing things up a little. Love that.
I’m surprised Amanda is going actually. She should’ve been the one to decline, and The Three Stooges should actually go.
I love heels too, but Rachel’s shoes scare me. Another petty obsi, what’s with all of these ladies drinking Coke constantly? Not even Diet. And did you notice they always say ‘Coca-Cola’ instead of Coke? Maybe it’s an LA thing.
I’m glad The Stooges aren’t going. They’d just stand in the corner and judge how much it costs. And then I’d have to sit and listen to Erika whine about someone overspending, which is absolutely ludicrous. Her husband is in PRISON for fucks sake due to her addiction. I mean, MY GOD.
Erika really needs to sit those conversations out, and focus on Dorit’s lateness, or bitching about PK. Or better yet, or own finances and issues.
Rachel comes tearing in right away having to shush Dorit talking about herself to bitch about HER ex.
I’ve seen recently her stupid ex’s new bitch is posting rude shit about Rachel, and how she made up this ‘story line’ about not wanting her kids around her, because they’d already been together at that point.
The fact that her ex allowed this, considering they have children, is absolutely hideous.
I guess he’s a pussy-whipped piece of shit loser like someone I know.
I think she’s being a bit dramatic about him making a birthday post to the new bitch, whose birthday is the day after hers.
She’s also a stylist, which is kind of funny.
For real though, are people really going to buy this book? In case you’re waiting with baited breath, the release date is June 2nd.
Tilly dogging on her in her yap, for having this party now, months prior to the release date. It should be obvious she’s trying to do publicity prior to the release, WHILE THE SHOW IS FILMING. I thought we were okay breaking the fourth wall now.
Let’s pick on Dorit for things she deserves to be picked on for.
This Natalie chick that no one really cares about anyway, also canceled, pretending to be sick. I’m sure she was just following orders from the Stooges.
Erika pretends to ‘pop in’ on Sutton letting he know that she’s also being rebellious and skipping her event.
Not a ‘To Be Continued.’
