Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 4/2/26 – Part 2 – Book It!

Dorit’s minion, Boz and Rachel attend her shoot for her stupid book cover.

What in the Bozo The Clown is going on here?

Those poor shoes. I feel so bad for them.

Can’t Dorit nor Rachel ever-so-gently help a girl out? I feel really really bad for her that this how she chooses to show up for filming.

This outfit had me at a loss. A complete loss.

And what do you think we promptly start discussing? Dorit, Dorit Fucking Dorit. It’s all about Dorit and her marriage AGAIN. For the third year in a damned row.

Of COURSE we know that Kyle is disingenuous. We’ve been watching. We know she’s bringing up ‘Dorit is this and that’ in a bitchy way, constantly in conversations. Fucking DUHHH.

Can we please move on??

Yes! Thank you! Rachel heard me! She changes the subject to God forbid, herself, and announces she’s having an upcoming birthday soiree.

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Euw, Ugh and Ick!

Who was so happy we didn’t have to look at nor listen to this Keely swindler for several episodes?

I knew he was going to be showing up soon.

House hunting to buy a house ‘together?’ Oh please. Stop. Boz.

There is no way. This dude. Can afford this house. Or half of this house. Or any part of this house.

And she’s still talking about this baby thing…

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Rachel gets ready for her birthday, not really a birthday, party.

Who doesn’t love a disco theme?

Looks like Erika definitely learned her damned lesson in how to talk to other peoples’ children. Also she’s not drunk off her ass, so there’s that.

You knew damned well she was a little put off about being compared to an 80-year-old, but she handled it well.

She knew she’d get annihilated if she said one derogatory word about Dolly! I feel like Dolly might be a little insulted.

Anything you say is fine little guy!!

I honestly don’t know what’s disco about her look. Maybe the slightly feathered back hair.

Amanda also missed the mark.

Dorit arrives and Kyle makes an instant snarky remark about this stupid bag that she can’t shut up about. It’s actually become a bit of an obsession.

But I would never ever gossip!! I’m very concerned!

But you know, it’s coming from a good ‘concerned’ place and she’s definitely NOT gossiping!

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