Sutton and Erika convene, and what do they do? Gossip about Dorit.
They’re really pleased with themselves for not attending her event, however are having a touch of FOMO.
Meanwhile, Dorit complains to Boz about The Three Stooges blowing off the event.
I feel like Dorit is being a bit premature celebrating the success of her book nine months before it was to even go on sale.
It’s officially available on June 2nd. From what I’m hearing, pre-orders aren’t looking good. And if pre-orders aren’t good, that’s a bad sign for overall sales.
Amanda gives her accolades on “having a stream of revenue.” Again, premature.
Amanda seemed really nervous telling her that. I don’t know why she lets Dorit intimidate her. Dorit’s an idiot. Why is she making that weird face? I think she’s trying to hard to look grateful for Amanda’s recognition, when she’s really not.
Dorit allows Boz to announce her engagement, which is impressive.
I will lose my mind if she actually marries that guy.
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I love this of Kyle.
Finally on the FINALE, but to the production camera crew, not to her so-called friends, the other Two Stooges, she finally shows some vulnerability and emotion about her separation.
They’re such good friends though right? But not one peep about this all season.
Typical. Kyle only shares the good, never the bad and ugly. They allow it because Kathy Hilton is her sister, and Paris and Nicky are her nieces. Andy wants the Hilton’s as Housewives. Bad.
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Rachel and Dorit chat. Dorit immediately is bitching about The Three Stooges blowing off her stupid book cover event.
I hate to say Dorit has a point, that Kyle has been so concerned about her finances (we know she’s not but for the sake of argument…) so why wouldn’t she show up to her event to support a possible money making endeavor?
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Kathy is holding an event showcasing Nicky’s jewelry line.
I don’t mean to be judgy but Rachel’s gown is almost identical to the one she just wore to Dorit’s book cover thing.
Kyle seems to have ‘the time’ to attend this soiree, despite the upcoming wedding.
She’s funny. “Oh there’s my niece.” We know she’s your niece. She has a name.
Question: Could these ladies kiss Kathy’s ass any more? Remember in Kathy’s first season, when Erika was acting like a fucking fool after the news broke – that they’re shysters and – broke, she said “I don’t know her!” Classic Kathy.
Does anyone care about this poor sucker sap that Erika is banging? Didn’t think so.
Seems like there’s a lot of ‘name-dropping’ at this event.
Dorit arrives with her posse, Boz and Rachel. She’s not at all intimidated she claims, of seeing the Three Stooges and THEIR posse gathered ‘round.
I noticed this season Dorit having this tick of doing this weird subtle shake of her head, as you would do if your hair is in your face, but her hair isn’t in her face.
You can see Kyle feeling awkward as Dorit approaches. She breaks the ice and tells her she heard her event was a success. Whatever that means. People came and clapped and ate and drank for free. I guess that’s a success.
Sutton and Amanda getting whiplash turning to see Dorit’s reaction. Jesus.
Kyle is talking like she’s moving in fast forward. Seems like she had a plan of what to say, and she’s trying to get it all out as quickly as possible. However, Dorit is calm.
She maintains this “everyone was saying it” narrative that she’s hell bent on sticking with.
No Kyle, YOU were saying it. YOU were starting the conversations almost every time, except for a time or two when you put Crony #1, Erika up to it.
You know what doesn’t lie?? The cameras!!
Dorit’s not wrong in pointing out who the common denominator is in all of these convos.
Kyle gets really really irritated that her associates won’t corroborate her story that she wasn’t the ring leader in the Dorit ‘concern’ gossip sessions.
She screams so loud the entire party can hear her. It’s funny to me the other two stooges didn’t speak up until they were screamed at.
Erika and Sutton swiftly fall in line, and robotically repeat after their Queen. No. Not. Gossip.
Dorit’s also accurate in telling Kyle seemed like she needed a little gang to help do her dirty work.
Queen Kyle’s minions, they again robotically repeat after her, as she demands.
No. Not. A. Gang.
At least Sutton tries to put some ‘oomph’ into her statement. Erika doesn’t even have the energy to try sounding emphatic, or even believable.
Erika’s just hear to collect a check, let’s be honest. This is excruciating for her to be Erika Jayne, The Ass-Kissing Wonder.
Erika addresses with Dorit how she called her a c*nt in Italy. What’s with Dorit lately and these choice words? Remember last season wasn’t she calling people ‘douches??’ This season it’s ‘weirdo’ and ‘c*nt.’
Kathy just sittin’ here in her own world, fanning herself as this all goes down.
You know, I’m going to be honest, I never realized that Erika and Dorit were that great of friends.
They bicker for what seems like forever about Erika not attending her event, nor calling to announce that she wasn’t attending.
I feel like Erika really is trying to impress Kyle. It’s really sad and pathetic that’s what she’s reduced herself to in order to get out of discussing her embarrassing spending problem. and the money that she owes to people since it was all stolen money she was spending. She didn’t care. She still doesn’t.
I’m not even going to say anything about Dorit’s roots because that would be so shallow.
Not to be petty, but Kathy should fire whomever did her hair for the evening.
I don’t even know what to say about Erika now DJ-ing. What is going on with all of the DJ-ing in the Bravo Community? I think it’s so weird.
I really feel like Amanda’s husband has just about had the shits of her, and this constant money obsession.
I am trying not to be flabbergasted that Sutton literally has such an inability to laugh at herself, or just has zilch sense of humor, or that she’s this stupid, that she elects to approach/harass Dorit about how she said at Rachel’s party “I’ll hate her forever for this” jokingly (yes, with a hint of annoyance and sarcasm.)
Dorit’s fatigue over Sutton’s whininess is completely understandable at this point.
You know it’s pretty bad when The Three Stooges acted so insane that they’re making me side with Dorit.
Anyone with a fucking sense of humor understood it. Sutton interrupted her conversation with someone she was enjoying talking to, ironically, to harass her about something ELSE that was idiotic.
And this is how Bravo chose to close out the season???
All kidding aside, I guess it makes sense to wrap up the season like this
Sutton storms off.
Dorit insults her ginormous bow on the back of her dress.
That is how we ended the season.
Can’t make this shit up.
