Here we go, part 2 AND 3! Doing a combo.
I missed recapping part 1.
It’s basically the Kyle and Dorit show as it was last season.
If they’re not even friends, what the hell they’re arguing for??
We know what they’re arguing about, but what’s the actual reason for it?? If they both have acknowledged that they’re not real friends with each other?
Honestly Kyallllllllllle, as Dorit would say.
What’s the beef here?
What do you care of how Dorit handles her separation and finances? if you’re not friends, it’s not concern now is it?
It’s giving obsession. It’s giving gossip. It’s giving unhealthy fixation.
She gets caught accidentally admitting it later, which I loved a lot. I loved that she has a dumbfounded look on her face, like ‘oh yeah…’ when she realized that.
We know you need a story line Kyalllllle, but it’s definitely a weird one.
Sorry but all kidding aside, I think Kyle IS slow. I think the infamous ‘Big Kathy’ drank heavily with all three of her pregnancies.
She gets her two desperate, also with no story line, disciples to go in on it with her. So we essentially have THREE dumb bitches that made their entire existence on the show – about Dorit!
I guess she should be flattered.
Dorit is actually calling them all out on it. She’s slightly breaking the fourth wall. But whatever, that’s what we’re doing now.
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We pick up with Boz and Amanda still bickering about these fucking online courses.
They roll the tape of this conversation in question at the winery, and Boz does seem a little dismayed/jealous that Amanda does well with her courses, and she is questioning her in a condescending way.
As you probably now know, Boz has made it a whole big fucking thing about Andy having the audacity to question her, and give her ‘a look.’
A white guy is not supposed to question a black woman, she claims. She made it all about race, I guess so we wouldn’t notice she’s full of shit.
There are many black Housewives, BOZO, you’re not the only one. So going by your asinine theory, Andy is not allowed to side-eye or question ANY of them? Or is it just you?? Because you’re special?
This is why she has been unsuccessful in her CMO positions. I don’t think these are positions you stay at for 25 years because certainly you should keep your options open, and pursue better opportunities, but between 2017 and 2022, she was a CMO at Apple Music, Endeavor, Uber and Netflix.
That’s four companies in five years. The average tenures for these positions are 3 – 4 years, so Andy was perfectly justified in questioning her.
I’m getting ahead of myself.
Bozo is denying that she told Amanda that her courses don’t make any money.
Even though she charges $250 for them.
I totally see why she was fired four times in five years. Because she’s s fucking liar and has no integrity whatsoever.
Boz has publicly called Amanda’s courses and tutorials ‘cult-like.’
Amanda did a good job in my opinion, of shooting down that dumb shit, when she explains to Boz the Webster definition of a cult.
I have a question!
How come it was okay for Boz to make this face at Amanda when she was explaining how her online courses aren’t cult-like, but Andy wasn’t allowed to make THIS face at Boz, making excuses as to why she kept getting relieved of her CMO duties at several corporations.
I’m so sick of the term ‘deep dive’ in relation to looking up information online.
‘Researching’ is even pushing it, because all we do now is talk into our phones. We don’t even have to push buttons anymore!
There is zero ‘research.’ So really what even constitutes a ‘deep dive?’
They try to accuse Sutton of being this ‘deep diver’ into the ladies because she was the only one that was able to read the article in the LA Times when the story broke about Tom and Erika in 2020.
I always think of that scene of Kyle saying she couldn’t read it because it was too long, every time she claims she’s in her room ‘reading.’ Like woman if you couldn’t read a newspaper article, what the fuck are you reading?
I also found this interesting from that scene. Sutton saying that if these stolen funds were transferred into accounts in Erika’s name and/or her business name, that’s trouble. Indeed it is ‘trouble.’
People with brains understand that. People without brains like Erika and the Erika fans don’t understand that.
Dorit’s chomping at the bit to make her point she thinks she has, that Sutton did deep dive into Amanda, because she jokingly said she should sign up for her courses.
That’s not a ‘deep-dive’ Dorit. It’s a statement.
And what is with her voice? What is with that angry hostile tone constantly? It’s embarrassing when she says something really stupid, that isn’t even accurate.
Sutton literally never said those words.
And what’s even wrong with taking her courses to see what thye’re all about? They’ve all been yammering all season how they ‘didn’t understand it.’ What better way to understand it??
I literally don’t get Boz’s hostile energy towards Amanda.
When a woman looks at another woman like this, when that woman did nothing to her to deserve it, that’s an issue.
It’s not Amanda’s problem, it’s Boz’s problem. This is classic woman hating on another woman purely for existing.
They flash on Boz looking up her own online resume in comparison to Amanda’s pointing out that hers is more impressive.
Also a problem and weird. Also signifies extreme jealousy and obsession.
I have literally had women looking at me like this before (for no reason, I didn’t sleep with their husband or kill their cat) and it’s the absolute worst.
There is nothing that you can do or say about this shit. You just have to wait for it to play out, let karma do her thing, or wait for them to get the fuck over it.
You know damned well they’re never going to admit to wrongdoing.
Andy brings up how Amanda’s online research, when prompted by production in her yap, mentioned Boz’s short concerning tenures (eluding that she wasn’t meeting requirements.)
Boz is super defensive, and rolls out her word vomit how it’s typical to job hop in that position.
Sorry to the people that think she’s great, and don’t want to hear this, but she does back pedal when Andy disagrees and pushes her to explain.
Dorit cracks me up nodding her head like a fucking robot as Bozo lies her ass off, as if Dorit knows one fucking thing about being an officer at a huge corporation.
You ‘complete the mission’ and you move on??
I have a question, DID she complete the missions? And was the ‘moving’ on her decision or theirs?
So here’s where I’m confused, and I’m including the sub texts so you guys can see that I’m not crazy. Well I’m a little crazy, but not in this instance.
First she says that they are not intended to be long term, and then she says they are. It’s obvious she was NOT prepared to be questioned.
I feel like what she wanted to say, was they CAN be short-lived (hers averaged around a year) but they aren’t necessarily designed to be short lived.
Amanda’s comment about her stepchildren is in question when she referred to them in the grand total of their children when questioned, then clarified that two of them are his from his previous marriage, however she is raising them. Not sure what’s going on with the mom if they’re with him all of the time.
Boz did make a snarky remark about that. I hate how this always happens on Housewives. I think I mentioned it before.
Someone will say something rude and pissy about a Housewife to another, then when they go to call her out, or tattle is probably more accurate, they don’t recall verbatim exactly what was said, and use slightly different wording.
The comment gets vehemently denied, however when they roll the footage, what was actually said was very similar.
It comes down to arguing about semantics. It actually gives them an ‘out’ when they’re needing to deny something they said, because when they say “ I didn’t say THAT” I guess they’re not really lying.
So back to the step kids, Amanda quotes Boz as they “can’t have two moms.” She didn’t say THAT, but she did say something similar that was judgy and bitchy.
Was she not catching how Amanda quickly followed up the ‘four kids’ reply, with two of them being her stepchildren? She referred to all four children collectively as ‘our kids’ which is accurate. When she added that two are step kids, how is that referring to herself as the birth mother? It’s not.
What’s even the fucking argument here?? What’s Boz so concerned about? Does she even know??
This woman is so nasty and miserable, having even gone through the death of a newborn baby herself, criticizes Amanda for ‘using the info’ for pity.
I don’t really want to say I hate a Housewife. I would rather use my ‘hate’ energy for people that have actually wronged ME, but I’m really beginning to hate Boz.
Dorit chimes in with making excuses for why she continued to go at Amanda even after she was told about the sad anniversary.
Her excuses are shit.
Dorit, you did know. Because she told you. But you continued with your little scolding ‘moment’ that you needed to do for the sake of your precious camera time.
Moving on to Dorit’s spending and lateness. Could hardly wait for this. NOT!!
Again, here’s where you see that Boz is the one that used the word ‘erratic’ when repeating the convo to Dorit, but whatever. It’s being mentioned so much and it bugs me how Kyle keeps apologizing for ‘choosing that word’ every time Dorit yells at her about it, when she didn’t even say it.
Dorit is right that if her ‘good friend’ is so worried about her, that putting out there that Dorit is acting manic, probably isn’t smart.
I don’t really think it would hurt her situation, simply because no way PK wants full custody of those kids, but I see what she’s saying, It’s not a favorable thing to call a mom of two young kids.
Dorit’s so right. This take-down of sorts was actually a plan of Kyle’s, and she recruited her minions to mindlessly back her up. And believe you me, they were also were more than happy to discuss Dorit, rather than themselves.
Kyle’s so dumb, can’t think of a comeback, other than accuse Dorit of the same thing.
Dorit knows how the show works, as do we by now. It’s not like it’s organic anymore. Bravo isn’t jut rolling the dice and seeing what happens. Production meets with all of the women prior to filming to see what they’ve got going on, and what their plan is for the season.
If they don’t have any huge drama, such as a divorce, law suit, or whatever, Bravo will give them an ‘assignment.’ Usually to pick a fight with one of the others.
Crystal said on her pod, that’s why she left. She didn’t have a ‘thing’ going into the season, so they told her she needed to go after one of the others. She refused and quit. I kind of respect her for that.
It’s like so absurd for Kyle and Erika to sit here and deny that’s what happened here.
Kyle and Dorit bicker back and forth again or still, about this erratic/manic fucking nonsense.
Andy clocks in and explains to knucklehead fucking Kyle that it does seem like she was the initiator of all of the ‘Dorit is this or that’ conversations.
Kyle gets Bozo to back her up, which is funny because pretty sure Bozo also knows what’s been going on.
Did we all notice how every time Boz talks, Dorit robotically nods her head? She looks like she doesn’t even know what’s going on, but hey, she agrees.
Kyle claims she wants to be friend with Boz. She doesn’t. Kyle is racist. She treated Garcelle like crap, and she treats Boz like crap.
Dorit calls out Kyle for soliciting the help of Sutton and Erika for her little ‘team.’
Sutton defends that she didn’t go against Dorit to “follow Kyle’s orders.” Okay Production’s then.
You can tell in their demeanor, as they try to defend themselves, that they’re full of shit.
Do we love Erika’s right on queue, extremely non-energetic chime-ins?
Monotone Erika voice: “Yeah, there’s no jumping on the Ky-ale traaaaainnnnnnn.”
No one said that, Erikaaaaaaaaa, you did.
Do they seriously not know how obvious this is to viewers?
Claiming she definitely wouldn’t do exactly what Kyle tells her to do? Please. Especially when it involves her not having to air her dirty shitty laundry.
Tilly AND Kathy makes faces and scoff at that, because they know it’s fucking crap too.
It’s just coincidental that The Three Stooges obsessed with Dorit’s problems this season, all have situations that they’re embarrassed to talk about.
Sutton: the falling out with Avi. I believe alcohol was a factor in that. It’s just a fluke that she happens to not be drinking heavily this season after drama with her assistant that she refused to discuss, and clearly paid him off to not divulge. So it had to be embarrassing. My theory is that she hit on him.
Erika: The lawsuits of course, and her obsessive spending problem which put her in this situation in the first place. Her dragging Dorit for having a shopping addiction and being cranky was beyond laughable.
Kyle: Duh. Her separation from Mario, bisexuality, and affair with Morgan Wade.
Dorit is also correct as Kyle plays dumb, which is easy for her, as to how she could possibly recruit those two to follow her ‘let’s go after Dorit’ orders.
I think the cast does tend to think Kyle has influence with production. I can’t fathom this was production’s idea for all three of them to make Dorit their story line. I think Kyle pushed for it and sold it.
Dorit shares that Erika even told her she thinks Kyle has pull. Erika plays dumb. I believe Dorit.
Not that these bitches don’t lie, but Dorit wouldn’t make that up. And the way that Kyle, Andy and Kathy laugh that off in an exaggerated and overcompensating way, makes me think there is truth to it.
Yes, Dorit was ALWAYS LATE. JESUS.
Erika makes an interesting point.
She’s too fucking dumb to see that she’s again telling on herself and making Dorit’s point, but that’s not shocking.
She points out that they were always stuck waiting for her, (for those of us that wondered why don’t they just start without her) because she is an “important part of the cast, and was needed in the conversation.”
If I were Dorit, I’d be flattered.
Why is that Erika? Because her life was YOUR story line? But you weren’t following any marching orders, right?
So when she walked out on the pizza party in Italy, they literally had to stop filming.
Erika is too dumb to see how she’s proving Dorit’s point. And I guess Dorit is too dumb to say that?
So The Three Stooges made it so that there’s no show when Dorit leaves. Am I the only one seeing the irony in that?
I feel like Dorit walked away that night because she had three people coming at her constantly.
No one at Bravo saw this coming that agreed to this? It’s like how you shouldn’t have only one person at your company or business tht knows how to do something important?
Cry me a river about Erika fake bawling and blubbering that night in Italy.
She doesn’t care about Tom. She doesn’t care about the people he stole from. She’s mad she’s on the hook to pay back stolen money that was given to her by Tom.
I know – “She didn’t know it was stolen.”
Doesn’t fucking matter. It was.
They bicker about Erika being a no-show for Dorit’s stupid book event, and whether or not Erika was following Bravo orders in her grievances with her.
Last I saw the release on June 2nd is moving forward, despite the rumor mill buzzing that due to poor pre-order numbers, the release was being canceled.
Shut up Kathy. Jesus Christ.
No one asked you to speak. Go find Hunky Dory.
Kyle seems annoyed that Kathy is trying to defend her that Dorit is more worried about Erika’s friendship than Kyle’s.
She probably looks annoyed because she doesn’t care at all about this fake friendship with Dorit, which is what Dorit has been trying to say.
Kyle, not very smart like Erika, also tells on herself by admitting she’s being defensive, not because she cares about her fake friendship, but she cares about herself and how she’s being perceived.
Can’t make this shit up.
Dumbass Erika strikes again. She wants to take a friendship ‘break’ from Dorit.
Dorit quickly points out how that’s an odd comment because she knows of this saying where you find out who your real friends are when you’re going through a tough time, and MAY not the best version of yourself.
They proceed to roll footage of Erika stating that exact thing when she and her fraudster husband were exposed.
Erika looks dumbfounded. Extreme emphasis on the dumb.
Stupid Kyle is pissed because knows she has a point too.
Not to mention how utterly VILE Erika was getting if anyone DARED question her as to what happened to all of their money, that Tom had to ROB the firm and his clients.
Guys, what the fuck did you all THINK happened to their money?
I mean really.
So we’re wrapping up, finally, which means I am wrapping up and I am excited.
Andy ends with some ‘moments’ jokes, and asks them all to name something they’re manifesting.
You know, Amanda had the opportunity here to come off as normal and perhaps even genuine, when it was her turn.
I would have loved to hear something about the ladies mending their friendships, or some shit that she probably didn’t mean, but would have sounded good.
Instead she literally pats her own back, and says she wants more of her wonderfulness.
Erika lets out a long sigh. She is particularly put off since she owes millions of dollars to people, and her life blows.
I saw something on TikTok that her case has been ‘sold’ or something. Not sure of the details.
Kyle giving the toast, why? Let’s choose the least articulate person to make a speech. She loves Dorit and loves everyone. Okayyyyyy Kyallllllllllle. Fucking dingdong.
Are we excited for the Dorit show again next season?
Didn’t think so.
