So we’re wrapping up the Tuscany trip.
A quick Boz and Rachel scene in the beginning that made me think wow, Boz was funny and personable for .03 seconds.
Rachel in her full-on Mrs. Roper maxi-dress tells Boz she’s ‘tanning.’ Boz points out the only part of her body exposed is her toe.
I didn’t understand why in the summer Rachel wears all of these heavy long-sleeved gowns, (aka ‘kaftans) then occurred to me when I saw her arms in a recent episode (which she doesn’t normally expose,) I think she wears them to hide how thin and underweight she is. I’m not saying she looks like she has an ED but I’m not saying she doesn’t.
I so wish Sutton would pick a lane. One second she’s all ballsy calling Amanda a wimp, yelling at her to be more bitchy towards Dorit, and storming off when she doesn’t comply, and now she’s crying how she feels bad for her that the others are looking her up and being ‘mean-spirited.’
What in the waffling is going on here? Either you want to be the crying empath or the nasty shit-stirring bitch.
This is one WEIRD Beverly Hills season. Too much production involvement, it’s clear.
She tells Amanda that Boz and Erka were being messy, and asked ChatGBT about her reviews or whatever, and the robot didn’t really have anything positive to say.
All of the sudden Sutton cares about being ‘mean-spirited.
Now she’s fucking crying to Amanda about how bad she feels, and let them know that it was rude, but should have said more.
They flash on the scene that was not previously aired. Boz and Erika basically attacked Sutton for her telling them that wasn’t cool.
Boz then proceeds to look herself up and reads off her what she feels to be an impressive resume.
My question would be why all of the job hopping?
Of course Erika was up Boz’s ass and loving this, because she’s all for being cunty as possible.
I would say Boz feels a certain type of insecurity when it comes to Amanda. I don’t get why she’s going so hard for her if that’s not the case.
Now all of a sudden Sutton’s on Amanda’s side.Until Kyle orders her to be an asshole again.
Sutton lives up Kyle and Erika’s ass. She tries to deny it, but she definitely does. That’s what pissed Garcelle off.
Kyle needs to take her own advice in her little “you know what doesn’t lie, the cameras” bit.
Where did this Natalie chick come from. Is she someone’s friend? If so, I forget whose.
Dorit has always been late to everything, but this season it’s a whole ass story line. We already know she’s selfish and inconsiderate. This is nothing new.
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So this deserted town/gelato scene was nutty.
They get dumped off in the middle of nowhere around a bunch of inhabited buildings. I can see how this would be an interesting tourist sight, however not a very popular one.
I wonder if Dorit’s lateness is often due to oversleeping? Like get your ass up woman.
So as they’re preparing to drag her to a ghost town to bitch at her for being scattered and ‘always late’ she’s extremely late.
Did any of these dummies ever consider giving her a fake time of departure, that’s actually an hour earlier? Didn’t think so. What fun would that be?
The others are visiting a winery and going ‘grape stomping.’
I really hope that’s not what they really do, is it? I may never drink wine again (just kidding.)
Can anyone please explain to me why every single one of them, except Amanda wore a fucking maxi dress to do this? These women literally do NOT know how to dress for the activities that they attend. I know it’s all about the fashion but pretty sure you can still be fashionable and wear the correct shoes and attire for the event. These people at the winery probably thought they were idiots. Enough with the maxi dresses anyway.
They’re even riding bikes in dresses. What do these bitches have against shorts? They do make cute dressy shorts and rompers.
They don’t need to be dressed to the nines for daytime activities.
I guess they tend to dress for the TV show, which is a mistake because we need it to be a little bit realistic.
Am I being petty? It just really bugs me. And the constant five-inch heels, too when they know they’re going to be walking. To me overdressing for a casual event is just as bad as dressing too casually at a formal event.
I used to work with this chick in a casual office, that every single day wore cocktail dresses to work. There really was something wrong with her. She was kind of an asshole too.
Did anyone else catch Tilly pronouncing resume with a long ‘u’ sound?
Is that how they say it in Cali?
We get it Rachel, you like to wear your heels. Let me get you a medal. And she needs to stop that valley girl cadence that she speaks in, likes he’s in high school. It’s not cute.
I DID think she was funny though, since she was paired with Boz to stomp in the barrel, that she said it was a miracle she didn’t get injured. If you look up her height, it says she’s 6 feet, but I think she’s taller than that.
I looked up Rachel’s height and she’s 5’8.” Looks to me like more than a 4 inch height difference.
It doesn’t help tha Rachel is anorexic and weighs about 80 pounds and Boz is built like a linebacker.
I feel like she’s self-conscious about it because she doesn’t ever like joke about it. If I was a 6’5” broad I think I’d just embrace it and say out loud what everyone is thinking. “I’m an amazon and I will fuck you up!!”
I’m just happy Boz didn’t get paired with poor little Kyle, who I know is on the ghost town trip but I’m just saying.
I have a feeling when Boz heard Rachel, saying that when it aired, she wasn’t very happy. I don’t care and you know why I don’t care?
Because she’s an insecure mean girl bully bitch that has to tear other women down to feel better about herself.
If you were like an 8 foot tall and 300 pound woman, would you walk around acting like a fucking bully? It’s embarrassing
This Natalie chick is trying way too hard. She’s claiming to have no comprehension whatsoever as to why she’s being called a liar.
First she heard Boz’s comment about Amanda, but she was only joking, now she didn’t seem to hear it at all.
Also what’s annoying AF, is that Boz made a Pinocchio comment, calling Amanda a liar, not a ‘mask’ comment calling her fake, which I guess is neither here nor there at this point.
The dumb bitch is standing right here! Instead of going right to the source, we’re grilling Natalie on what she ‘heard.’
I know it’s Housewives but it’s getting so silly. This season is just SILLY.
Finally she says “I don’t believe I said it.” I think her rationale is they are incorrectly quoting her ‘joke’ so technically she’s not really lying?
They could cut to the scene here, but they don’t.
Sutton thinks people tend to ‘fall in line’ with her because she’s so large. I paraphrased, but that’s what she meant. She IS a little scary, sorry.
It gets extra frustrating when she lectures Amanda that when she says something she should own it. Or “stand on the business” to be exact.
Amanda addresses the ChatGBT thing. Boz, again fucking lying about what she actually searched. Two seconds ago she lectured Amanda to stand her ground.
I love how she coaxes Amanda to defend her business, then criticizes her defending herself.
Jesus Christ I feel like this is a conversation with my ex-husband.
Amanda’s mistake here, and I can see how she’s falling into the trap, is getting all worked up, and in defense mode, and rambling her ‘stats.’ This is exactly what people like this fucking heathen want you to do.
Boz in her yap calling Amanda ‘insecure’ is fucking rich.
Hasn’t she already explained what her ‘courses’ are about?
Just fucking look it up Bozo if you need the intricate details.
Now that I know Boz has an online business and success type courses too, I am understanding better why she’s so mad at Amanda. I feel like her money is running out. Hence the reason she’s a Housewife, and being extra messy and desperate to stay one.
Yay for Amanda in her yap pulling up Bozo’s info and finding not so complimentary reports. Not only that, but being accused of what she’s accusing Amanda of – lack of substance.
Better to do this when she was in the interaction. Clearly Amanda isn’t super confrontational, gets flustered, and some of the women are taking complete advantage of this. I used to see this with Shannon on OC too.
We have Sensitive Sutton still in the picture. She cries to the group as she explains why she told Amanda what Boz was saying in the car.
Bozo the fucking clown tells Amanda to “bring the walls down.”
Amanda points out she has done that on multiple occasions.
Bozo, find some sort of reasoning that actually makes sense for your incessant need to pick on this girl, fucks sake
You’re tearing down her business, then dragging her for being defensive. You’re bitching she’s not ‘sharing’ but she has told the group about losing a newborn, invited you to her home, for a ‘workshop’ of what her business is about, AS WELL AS shared her cult experience.
Like what the fuck Bozo? Fucking take several seats if you can find one big enough for you big dumb ass. Jesus. I don’t mean to be bitchy about her, but wow she’s frustratingly stupid.
Boz is desperate to make sense so she now wants to know ‘why’ Amanda has chosen this line of work for her business. Boz. Girl.
Thought she did already explain that. She said she wanted to ‘help people’ due to her cult experience.
That was just such an extreme circular asinine convo.
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The other crew of Kyle Erika and Dorit, head to this infamous sight-seeing 600 year old town, of which there was not one other tourist in sight, of San Miniato.
I’m guessing production was looking for this sort of ‘stranded’ theme because they probably told Dorit to storm off.
Perhaps that’s why they chose this area for this little ‘omg you’re always late’ chat.
Kyle in her yap says they wanted to have this covo with Dorit in a ‘private setting.’ You can’t get much more private than this place.
Of course they’re all in heels, as I mentioned earlier. So they knew they were going to be walking around this ancient sight-seeing village and still chose to wear high heels. I don’t have the words right now. I just don’t.
Erika is actually in flats. So out of these three dumbasses, Erika is the least dumb dumbass.
Also production, what is it about any of these women that you would think they would appreciate looking at renaissance era architecture??
They’re immediately bored shitless, so let’s get right into it. Please. For the love of God let’s get into it before I fall asleep.
Also it’s hot and they’re in long sleeves, which I also don’t get. I Guess I’m focusing a lot on the attire, but it annoys me.
Dorit is dismissive of any issue between her and Kyle, when Erika mentions how great of friends they used to be.
Why is she saying Dorit is OCD? OCD stands for obsessive compulsive disorder. Does Kyle even know what it means? Dorit is like scattered and disorganized, has her shit all over the place, which is the complete opposite of OCD.
Ding dong Erika backs up this claim with “I agree… you’ve been late…”
So NOT OCD.
I’m assuming Dorit doesn’t know what it means either or she would’ve corrected her.
I certainly wouldn’t want someone calling me ‘OCD.’ Those fuckers are annoying!
OCD people are early, not perpetually late. They’re the getting to the airport like six hours early people.
I find it beyond humorous how none of them knows what the acronym even stands for, and that it doesn’t describe Dorit’s behavior in the least.
Okay whatever. Housewives not knowing the meaning of words, or using them incorrectly. Nothing new.
Kyle continues with complaining that if she critiques her, Dorit gets mad but Bozo can say whatever and she doesn’t care.
That turns into tit for tat. I don’t know why Kyle is so fucking bothered about her friendship with Boz. Kyle has indicated she and Dorit were never even that close.
Do we need to find Kyle a new black friend too?
My theory has been Boz is only friends with Dorit per her instructions since Dorit came off rather racist towards Garcelle on more than one occasion.
Kyle is insistent that the whole group is bitching and talking about her lateness.
Really that’s not even true. She has obedient Erika here has her pathetic minion. Rachel mentioned it, and kind of made a joke.
I have a hard time taking Dorit seriously anyway, but in these sunglasses, I really can’t.
She does have a point though, when she mentions how Kyle lies and/or doesn’t share what’s going on with her.
Kyle quickly changes the subject to ‘what everyone is saying.’
Erika looks bored shitless, as are we.
Dorit complains about being “in the hot beating sun” so they walk around a bit and you can see this ‘tourist’ area is completely devoid of any tourists.
Except of course there’s the random gelato cart to serve no one except some bickering Housewives.
I wonder if they ended up here because someone in production googled ‘where to get gelato’ and this is the first place that popped up.
This poor gelato guy. Also now I’m hungry for gelato.
Kyle bitches at Dorit for never asking her questions about HER separation.
Okay Kylllllle, you never want to discuss it. And you know that.
Dorit doesn’t appreciate Erika’s input, so she storms off to the vehicle, in which there were TWO parked side-by-side, however somehow poor Kyle and Erika Pain were stranded for an entire 26 minutes!! Allegedly!!!
Someone in editing definitely fucked up with that one.
Or maybe they just don’t care anymore. They’re constantly letting them break the fourth wall now, talking about the cameras, and the fans, etc.
Erika is funny commenting how Dorit “doesn’t want to hear it.”
Says the woman who absolutely ALSO, except way more hostile and aggressive, ‘didn’t want to hear it’ when the others tried to reason with her, and/or get the skinny, after she spent all of Tom’s money, the firm’s and everyone’s and their brother’s, to the point where the old geezer didn’t have a pot to piss in.
Insert here Kyle’s fake ‘shock’ face.
I’ve been so proud of her, seemingly foregoing this extremely phony overly exaggerated look of surprise.
This is why she wasn’t a successful actress.
Kyle exclaims they have to “call an Italian Uber.” Don’t think the word ‘Italian’ was necessary.
They even go so far as to have Erika pretending to call the villa and request a ride.
So they spent 26 minutes waiting for the exact vehicle that was parked right beside the one Dorit fled in.
Okayyyy Bravo, if you say so.
Kyle gets massively dramatic over a fly in the SUV. Jesus. No wonder Mario bailed and is NOT looking back. Can you imagine dealing with this every single day?
They arrive back at the villa and fill in the grape stompers about how Dorit ‘deserted’ them.
Boz nor Rachel appreciate how they’re getting dragged in and included in being part of the ‘concerned’ party, and unhappy about Dorit’s tardiness.
Kyle wants so hard to have her narrative that everyone is mad, when it’s just not the case.
And what a boring and stupid story line, Kyle: Dorit’s tardiness.
Wow, Kyle riveting. I mean you really don’t want to talk about the demise of your marriage, nor your girlfriend do you? You are hanging onto this ‘late’ thing for dear life. I mean DEAR LIFE. Oh and the shopping. I keep forgetting about the shopping. How could I forget the shopping?
In my opinion that you didn’t ask for, Dorit was coming off as erratically shopping in that boutique in The Hamptons. It seemed like she was buying shit just to buy shit. Remember she had a dress charged to her card she saw walking out the door? After already spending over four grand?
Rachel was encouraging her by the way. Then she gets back to the house and was ‘late’ because she couldn’t find anything ‘Hamptons-y’ to wear. Certainly not any of the ten outfits she just purchased in The Hamptons, would do.
Dinner we already know is going to be a shit show as they all scurry into the SUV’s.
As they run flashes of Kyle talking about Dorit, it does appear as if Kyle is kind of the ‘erratic’ one, running around telling anyone who happens to be around that Dorit is late, spending too much money, manic, and my personal favorite- ‘OCD.’
I won’t get into that again (Truth be told, Kyle never even said erratic – Boz used that word when she repeated the conversation to Dorit.)
Kyle is pretending to not understand the difference between her being the ringleader of this dialogue, and the others just sort of lightly agreeing and acknowledging it’s annoying, how they’re always waiting for her.
I have noticed something about Boz. She always seems to be worried about ordering drinks asap every time they’re out.
They barely get seated on their trek to the restaurant and he’s like yelling “ARE DRINKS GETTING ORDERED??” I’ve never seen her actually intoxicated, but I have noticed the sense of urgency for a drink. Just saying. Like calm down woman, this is Housewives where alcohol is highly encouraged, you will get a fucking drink.
Do Kyle and Erika really expect Dorit to sit down at the table and profusely apologize for walking off, taking the car and leaving them ‘stranded?’
We gotta keep things moving along, we can’t just eat dinner like normal people, so Kyle brings it up.
Did you catch the camera guy saying “Oh Lord here we go.” Unless one of the ladies morphed into a man it was definitely a camera man, or the waiter, but there wasn’t an accent.
Dorit goes right in with all of her complaints about the interaction. For the most part, she’s not really wrong.
Kyle defends with her usual “EVERYONE is saying it!!”
Dorit makes an interesting and valid point that the entire time in the Hamptons Kyle never mentioned this so-called concern, however spoke to Boz about it on the phone.
Kyle didn’t feel like “that was the right time.”
She claims she ‘doesn’t care’ about things that she doesn’t shut her mouth about for two seconds. She is the victim now, feeling like Dorit is mad at her, but no one else.
Again she’s the fucking ringleader, so yes Kyle you get the brunt of the frustration.
Now she thinks Dorit is ‘riding her ass’ when actually it seems to be the other way around.
‘To Be Continued’ when absolutely nothing is even happening. What exactly is being ‘continued?’ More about Dorit being late?
