Boz apologizes to Dorit for ‘breaking her confidence’ by engaging in gossip with Kyle about her.
Dorit is happy to accept the apology, no questions asked.
Kyle starts making all kinds of constipated faces at this because why is Dorit so mad at HER for saying “the same things.”
So the difference, besides the fact that Kyle hasn’t apologized as Bozo just did, is that Kyle is the one running around like a chicken with her head cut off, presenting the topic to the others, who are are merely agreeing.
Being one or two hours late IS annoying and inexcusable.
Buying a $40,000 purse IS irresponsible when your ex is telling you that you need to pay the very large mortgage, and support yourself.
So of course they’re going go chime in and agree.
Erika is across from Dorit muttering that she just thinks she’s just overwhelmed. But later she attacks her tardiness, so I’m confused.
Kyle wants Dorit to just ‘accept’ that this is what she’s choosing to do for entertainment purposes instead of addressing her own issues.
She gets increasingly agitated over this and starts flailing around.
She really does want Dorit to just shut up and comply. She keeps repeating how it was mutual and “everyone was saying it!!”
She pretends like she doesn’t get the difference between being the ringleader of an accusation, and being the one that’s just saying they agree.
Rachel who has at least has half a brain, and tries to use common sense, points out in her yap that of course it’s extra insulting to be told “everyone thinks this.”
Oh my God can we stop saying erratic!!
Dorit insists she apologized for being an hour and a half late for the plane. She didn’t.
This is not a new thing. This is not a ‘separated from PK’ thing.
She oversleeps, can’t manage her time and doesn’t give a fuck. She never has.
Kyle pretends to be irate that Dorit didn’t say ‘Amanda’ as she was issuing a lateness apology to everyone individually.
Kyle gets even more flustered when Sutton attempts to stick up for Dorit for passing over Amanda.
How dare anyone even think of going against Queen Kyle. It is kind of funny seeing her get so unraveled. Not sure if this is the entertainment factor she was going for, but it’s funny nonetheless.
It seems to me she said ‘Megan’ (actually Meegan)’ instead of ‘Amanda?’ I guess no one else at the table caught that? And Dorit didn’t even realize it?
I wish these women could do a better job of remembering verbatim what the hell was said in a previous conversation.
This ALWAYS happens. “You said THIS.”
“No I would never say that!”
They adamantly deny it, then it turns out yes they did say it, just a slightly different variation.
In this instance, Sutton told Kyle that Dorit said she ‘could end her.’ When what she actually said was “I could have blown up her whole life.”
Wow, Dorit good thing you didn’t say anything like you could ‘end her.’ You’re just blowing up her life. What a relief.
Sutton is INSISTENT that ‘ending Kyle’ is what was said.
Actually I think Sutton is confused because that’s what Kathy said on her van rant in Aspen a few years back (according to Lisa;no audio or video evidence.)
People seem to have shit on Kyle or want to see her in ruins. Why does that not make me that sad??
Now that the stupid semantics are out of the way, I do wonder what she meant by that.
Dorit cannot fathom what she would have meant by that or that she would have EVER said that. I think she knows she’s being misquoted, so technically she’s not lying.
Kyle in her yap, in my opinion, tells on herself and claims “I don’t talk to PK.”
Who said ya did, Kyle? Guilty conscience?
Adults that act like children tend to tell on themselves.
Perhaps that is what Dorit meant, that she knows Kyle talks to PK incessantly and chooses to let her lie about it. And perhaps she shares with him about Morgan, which she continues to vehemently deny.
Kyle goes on like a ten minute diatribe about how much she loves Dorit and her family and only wants the best for her, and blabbity blabbity blah.
That’s funny Kyle. I know it’s been a few years now, but it wasn’t THAT long ago, that you sat at the reunion and told her that you don’t even consider her a good friend. She’s exaggerating your friendship, you never communicate outside of filming, and you’re not even close.
But suddenly now when you want to feign concern for her because you don’t want to talk about your own separation, or your new relationship with a woman in your daughters’ age range.
Goodbye Kyle.
Dorit gives Boz these huge accolades for being a great friend and more so than anyone at the table.
That’s because she’s being paid to be your friend, Dorit. I mean really.
Boz needs cash and she needs cash now. She’s got this loser freeloader Keely to support. In case he would HAPPEN to stop working.
Erika takes total exception to this comment because she feels she’s been supportive of Dorit through the years.
So now gloves are off! Scary Erika has emerged!
She rather aggressively grills her on why she was so late getting to the table.
I saw a post that said this ‘dinner’ was filmed at 3am, because Dorit was several hours late. I have a hard time believing she would actually be 5 or 6 hours late, but I also wouldn’t put it past her. Perhaps she’s doing it on purpose, now that she knows it’s riling everyone up.
And how does Dorit excuse her lateness? By playing the ‘kids’ card of course. Every time these ladies are put on the spot, if they can get away with it, they use their kids for an excuse.
So she was on the phone with her kids for like four hours?
Erika’s not having this. Dorit looks a little defeated for a moment. She really thought she was going to get by with ‘I was checking on my kids.’ For four hours.
Kyle smirks and seems to be enjoying this. Remember this is her great friend that she cares so much about.
I hate that I’m agreeing with Erika, but ‘going through a tough time’ is not an excuse for being HOURS late for everything. We’re not talking 5 or 10 minutes here.
This opens up the discussion for Erika to discuss her financial and legal situation, when Dorit uses the excuse she’s going through a lot. She usually does not bring it up except to make jokes about.
The ‘jokes’ are even excruciating, because it’s always POOR ME. Poor poor me. Not Tom’s clients whose money she blew. Never her admitting she thought his bank account was a bottomless pit and how dumb that was.
There’s a little overhead running a huge law firm in Southern California sweetheart.
Dorit’s kind of right. While Erika’s legal issues ARE in the press, so everyone is informed, she rarely shares how she’s feeling, nor brings it up. I think the ladies are half-afraid to address it with her because they know she’s embarrassed about it.
It’s kind of dumb when Erika says she shares with her therapist because she’s the only one that gives a fuck. You mean the person you’re PAYING Erika? That’s the one that gives a shit? Hmm. That’s weird.
You would think if she’s completely blameless or feels no guilt, she’d be happy to piss and moan about it during filming??
She cries that Tom is in prison. As if she gives a fuck. The money’s gone. He serves NO purpose for her whatsoever.
I think it’s diabolical that she has not one time in five fucking years visited him, nor ever even spoken to him.
This was a man, while yes an asshole, who made the ultimate sacrifice (and that doesn’t even accurately describe it) so that she could have a perpetual flow of a half a mill every month to blow. With his ego, he genuinely wanted to please and impress her and was afraid to tell her that he couldn’t keep up with what she was spending.
So back to this, Dorit thinks she so damned cool because she can say c*nt.
Erika brags that it’s HER word! Can’t make this shit up.
They continue to bicker. Dorit leaves the table.
‘Running away’ never recommended in Housewives. But also, going back and forth calling each other a c*nt and asshole, was not productive.
Off topic, but I do like her top a lot.
Kathy, I think just to piss Kyle off, chases after Dorit. I don’t hate it. Her hair and makeup are like, so bad.
Is she seriously incapable of doing her own basic ‘glam?’
A scrunchie? What on earth would Carrie say? No one else who didn’t bring glam looks like they’re homeless (not toothless.)
Meanwhile Erika’s sitting at the table, trying so HARD to drum up real tears.
She cracks me up. In a laughing AT her kind of way.
This bitch is legit JUST MAD she no longer has any more of Tom’s money. She thought at the rate she was spending, he was going to croak at 80 give or take, and STILL leave her the house, and millions of dollars. This is really what she thought.
That is what the hell the tears are about. She pretends she’s upset about Dorit and Kyle arguing. What in the bad acting is going on here? JLo could do better than this. I could do better than this and I’m the worst liar.
Why does Kathy think these broads ‘love each other?’ No they don’t. They’re coworkers who hate each other.
They head home.
I rambled a lot. Breaking into two.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
