Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Here we go, part 2 AND 3! Doing a combo. I missed recapping part 1. It’s basically the Kyle and Dorit show as it was last season. If they’re not

Sutton and Erika convene, and what do they do? Gossip about Dorit. They’re really pleased with themselves for not attending her event, however are having a touch of FOMO. Meanwhile,

Studio 54 party is still going. This obsession with Dorit Kemsley is getting so silly. The fact that they’re making Erika a part of this when she had a whole

Dorit’s minion, Boz and Rachel attend her shoot for her stupid book cover. What in the Bozo The Clown is going on here? Those poor shoes. I feel so bad

Boz apologizes to Dorit for ‘breaking her confidence’ by engaging in gossip with Kyle about her. Dorit is happy to accept the apology, no questions asked. Kyle starts making all

So we’re wrapping up the Tuscany trip. A quick Boz and Rachel scene in the beginning that made me think wow, Boz was funny and personable for .03 seconds. Rachel

The various shifts are arriving to the villa in Florence. These bitches have a tough life right? Tilly keeps mentioning this boyfriend but no name, no tea, no nothing. The