Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

What did we think of the intro? A little much right? What’s with all of the slow-mo lately on Bravo? Erika thinks she’s 25, and making an 80’s music video.

Who’s the gay guy Dorit was hitting on as they play flashes of the ladies appearing all hot and bothered. Andy asks about Dorit and dating. Dorit NEEDS to pursue

Dorit just pulls random baseless fabrications out of her asshole. She really does. I highly doubt Sutton ‘buys people.’ Her actual non-Housewife friends (aka real friends) seem to be people

We’re still on Kyle and Dorit’s friendship, or fake friendship, or whatever the hell, and the ‘memes and jokes’ segment that I’m sure you we’re all looking so forward to.

So, before I dive in, I want to bring this up about Garcelle and Sutton (Gutton) being accused of being ‘mean girls’ last week by Kyle. On the contrary, they’re

Reunion Dresses – We have a gold/white/neutral theme. Erika went off of her usual style with a gown that actually looks like she can sit comfortably in it. Usually she

I don’t care what anyone says. Kathy is hilarious. She gives zero fucks about being bougie and impressive on this show, and I kind of admire that. I do not