Picking up with Shannon, Gina, Jenn and Tamra at dinner on the trip where Tamra tells Shannon Gina is ‘worried about’ her drinking. You would have a hard time convincing me that any of these broads are ‘worried’ about Shannon. Kudos to Gina for then pointing out the only reason she mentioned that is because

I like how Tamra just pretends that everything is fine with Shannon. To be fair, I think this is how it always happened in the past. Tamra would start sucking up to Shannon and then she forgot why she was mad. Tamra doesn’t see she pushed it too far last season. Although I get the

Tacos kicked Katie out of her house for ‘failing’ the fake lie detector test on a fake reality show. Now she’s super proud of herself for humiliating and bragging in her deep bellowing man-voice to her posse about it with her flabby arms going a mile a minute. Okay well ONE flabby arm is flapping.

Shannon has dinner with ‘Gene The Machine’ celebrating his 96th birthday. She tries to talk to this 96 year old man about her Housewife issues with Tamra, as if he cares. As if. He has a blank stare. He can’t even pretend to look interested, and who can blame him? I really think Shannon should

Tamra took off last week having a temper tantrum while loaded because she felt ganged up on when she gave orders for everyone to gang up on Katie and/or Gretchen. Poor Tamra. It didn’t help that she was all strung out on pills and wine (after bragging earlier to Shannon “you won’t be seeing me

So are Tamra and Shannon official now? Tamra shows up to Shannon’s room and Tamra starts saying she’s nervous about what she’s about to say. She starts commiserating with Shannon about Katie. Yes we know Tamra, Katie so bad. Also appears that she’s doing her liquid courage drinking. Not loving Shannon’s leopard pantsuit. I am