Real Housewives of OC Reunion – Part 1 (part 2 of recap)

Oh, also Jenn’s lipstick clashes with her dress, and there’s way too much filler going on. Forgot to mention that. And when of my readers pointed out Tamtrums’ gloss looks like she took it out of a teenager’s purse.

I really do think Shannon blew the recording grievance completely out of proportion, so she had something to complain about. I’m not trying to be a dick, but she didn’t have a man to complain about this season. That’s been very refreshing in my opinion. I’ve never seen her laugh and joke around constantly like this in a very long time. All of that DUI drama last season was really hard to watch.

Andy asks Katie about the overwhelming support that she got from viewers after the lie detector fiasco.

I love that. Tacos hates that.

And Tacos is now rambling, trying to sound very important in her man voice.

I don’t understand why it’s even a topic as to whether or not Alexis heard this ‘voice note.’

Tamtrums is on some pills, it’s obvious.

She points out that Shannon also has been guilty of recording people.

The example she uses is Vickie having an argument with Don, and she just recorded it in case Vickie needed it later I guess, and deleted it.

I also thought she recorded Kelly in the episode where they all encouraged her to drink so she’d go off, and then they could call her nuts. That’s the example she should have used, but you know, she struggles. Bless her heart.

Katie did not ‘come after Tacos’ family.’ Actually Tacos can be described as doing that 100% when she brought up Katie’s custody issues from years ago at last year’s reunion.

When she gets dirt on someone she screenshots it and sends it to Gina, and “that’s what you should do?”

Did Tacos eat some contaminated ground beef in her taco or something? Like is she okay?? She doesn’t see this as at all hypocritical after what she did to Katie last year?

Katie DOES point this out. I mean she better. It would be nice if Andy would chime in and shut her down. I also wish Katie would be holding her head high instead of cowering. These women take advantage of that to the nth degree.

‘Differentiation’ Tacos calls it, between Katie saying your kids repeated what they heard you say about Heather, and you humiliating Katie about her being broke and leaving her abusive husband.

And why does Katie end up apologizing to this gorilla?? My God I hate Tacos.

The smug look on her face? Katie should have won that one hands down. Come on girl, this is ridiculous. Andy what the hell? Speak up.

I’m such a miserable fucking c***.

Again, Jenn has no recollection of the things she has said several months ago. Why are we even wasting the time and energy?

We get into lie detector night.

Andy asks Katie who she thinks was the ring leader in all of that and of course it was Tacos.

Okay so fine, it was production’s idea to have the phony lie detector test done. I think viewers pretty much know that, Loretta Lynn, but thanks for pointing it out!

Still not an excuse for the way she behaved. And she did provide the questions that lead to Katie’s demise.

Viewers have also figured out that it was rigged, so can we not do this. Just because it wasn’t ‘on camera’ doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, Tacos.

All you had to do was look on their website. Those ‘lie detector’ people are for entertainment purposes.

Tamtrums whines about Tacos dissing her in her yaps. Who cares. Tacos gets all tongue-tied about it because she lives up her asshole too. Just not as badly as Gina.

Tacos is more sincere when she apologizes for saying Tamtrums doesn’t have friends than she did for publicly humiliating Katie and insinuating she was a shitty mom.

This, the woman who didn’t know her ten-year-old didn’t know how to read because she locks herself in her room all day eating subs, wings and tacos and God knows what else.

Still not sorry I humiliated Katie because she’s Asian and I’m a racist insecure piece of shit.

Then cries she’s overweight and tries to make the thin fit women feel guilty for existing.

Gina you know that WAS fucking racist what you sneered about Katie “is that an ASIANNNNNNNNN designer??” She tries hard to back pedal. She also said in her yap she was “sick of this girl” along will with rhetoric that she says she wants to represent her culture but hasn’t done that and this for some reason, we don’t know why, has her all hot and bothered.

Gina shut the fuck up. YOU SHOULD be apologizing. You DO sound racist. You ARE racist. You’re a closet racist.

I’m just in the business of being a racist jealous derelict.

Just tell us you’re jealous. I’ll help you. It’s fine. It’s normal to be jealous of people, but you should handle it in an adult way.

Try this: ‘Katie has classy designer clothes and a banging body. I’m jealous. I’m grossly out of shape, have no tits, bad taste, my boyfriend is a loser, and have to get my clothes from Shein.’

How hard is it to say it?? We would respect you so much if you would just say it.

I believe Tacos and Gina ARE the ‘r’ word. Whole heartedly.

Watching Gina grovel was kind of funny, I have to admit. She knew she sounded like a cunty racist fucking piece of shit. She should be embarrassed.

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‘Gretchers’ is the late arrival since she was just ‘a friend.’ Not sure if that’s her official title because whose friend is she?

She’s getting a head start and swearing to her glam team she never said she felt drugged by Tamra (seventeen years ago.)

Woman, it was ON CAMERA AND AIRED. Jesus.

(gretchen never said)

So little Luke does finally have an official diagnosis. Not diagnosed by doctors, but by viewers. That’s frightening, but glad there is a least some light at the end of the tunnel for this kid after his mom called him autistic and anorexic on national TV for four months.

Why does Gina keep feeding her information about her own kid??

She still insists he’s ‘on the spectrum’ but I don’t think he is. I think she’s hanging onto that because she feels dumb for telling the world that.

Hopefully these procedures help him. I have heard that strep throat is an infection not to be taken lightly. Tacos was probably busy watching TV in her room and stuffing her face, and didn’t even know he had strep.

I don’t know that Jenn’s Dawson is going to make it in the Marines. I hope so, but I don’t know.

I’m surprised Sidney was receptive to Tamra. I’m confused kind of given her behavior on the show and she keeps mentioning her which she isn’t to be doing.

I think Tacos was being low-key shady to Tamra by pointing out the ladies that ask about Luke. And Tamra was not on the list.

Tacos claims she ‘does a lot around the house’ after she already told the universe she does nothing for the home and family on ‘Wife Swap.’ In other words she’s embarrassed she admitted that. If she’s a stay at home mom and (I’m assuming) Shane works, it’s strange to me that Shane would be doing more. Like what else are you doing Tacos?? Did I answer my own question?

She seems very lazy to me. I cracked up when Gina points out Shane liked the chick from Jersey, because I was thinking the exact same thing! Tacos laughs but she had to have been bothered. That chick was hot! I don’t know about what kind of cook she is. That dinner of plain white rice and kielbasi looked kind of gross.

Gretchen officially enters.

Andy immediately harasses her about Slade’s employment (non-employment) status. I don’t know why he doesn’t press her on the ‘consultant’ claim. Like ‘consultant’ for what exactly?’

And the Liberace thing? Fucking bizarro.

I mean Gretch, with all due, that doesn’t really sound like a ‘job.’ And exactly how many hours per week does he spend on this? Like one? Or zero??

The dude is a grifter and why can’t she just admit that?

I can’t believe Tacos and Tammy Sue Tamtrums kept their mouth shut through that. Any other minor discrepancy they can pounce on, but they let that go??

They just won’t let ‘how does Slade contribute’ go will they? Hey, I don’t blame them. Gretchen needs to stop allowing him to freeload off of her. Can’t this woman do any better than that bum?

‘The rumor’ of Tamra hooking up with 98 Degrees Guy, Gretchers had every intent of bringing that up if you ask me. And based on Tamtrums’ reaction when she and Slade tried to confront her, of running away, since she was with Eddie, I think it’s true.

Of course this guy would vehemently deny it. It’s embarrassing for him as well.

Every time Shannon tries to speak, Tamtrums tells her to shut up, and our host and moderator here says nothing and allows it. It’s getting ridiculous. Maybe he wants her to keep embarrassing herself?

What ‘spectrum’ is this do we think???

Viewer question points out she also loves to bring up peoples’ past and embarrassing skeletons while complaining when it’s done to her.

I like how she says “what have I brought up RECENTLY?”

It doesn’t have to be recent, number one, and number two, she HAS recently. I would say Jenn, she was saying shit about her cheating on her husband, and that was just this season.

So again, my point about her being stupid is proven when AS she’s arguing that she doesn’t do this, she literally accuses Shannon of saying some snarky shit about Vickie. Her defense is it was two years ago. That’s not even that long ago.

Andy does call her out, but she continues to tell Shannon to shut up and he’s saying nothing.

Huhh what?? Where am I? Shut up Shannon.

It ends with Tamtrums having a TAMTRUM about Gretchen ‘going after her and her husband and kids.’

Okayyyy Tamtrums. Is it time for another dose??

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