Here we go – the really weird finale. We had to know it was coming. The entire season has been so off and seeming very desperate.
I guess I misunderstood last week when Tamra was putting her phone in Gina’s face that Gretchen liked some ‘disturbing’ post. I thought that the post was about Tamra.
Of course we’re Bravo and we now have zero fucking self-awareness and zero fucking standards that we’re going to go ahead and use the gay community as a pawn for a ridiculous story line.
You would think that Heather would not be okay with that. It sort of seemed like they were making a mockery out of the community by faking this BS about Gretchen ‘liking’ disparaging posts.
The Germany excursion continues.
Tacos, shut up about your kid. If you were that concerned you wouldn’t be on a whole ‘nother continent right now. Just literally. Shut up. Put a taco or ten in it. She’s such a dumb cow.
What is going on? Is this Catholic school girl look a thing right now? Or is there some reason Gina and Heather thought that this is ‘European?’ Why? Because of Harry Potter? I have no idea. And Heather’s thighs are way too skinny for a short skirt, not to be rude.
Heather the ‘shrooms and edibles queen is really a thing to behold, is it not?
She went from those micro-doses of weed a few seasons ago, to fucking mushrooms.
Who EVER would have thought? We’ve never even seen her tipsy on camera.
Gina and Shannon, the two alcoholics, not a shocker they’re partaking but Heather?? It’s a fucking head scratcher right? It’s not just me?
I would be afraid to do this shit. You don’t even know what you’re taking.
So this harmless convo about Shannon and her spanx, which she freely admits she wears, becomes an issue later. Why wouldn’t it? Because it’s petty and stupid.
Like even the funny moments now get ruined because they later become a whole thing for no reason whatsoever.
Tacos needs to ditch those stupid extensions and wear her hair natural. It looks one thousand times better. Did you all see the ridiculous Loretta Lynn wig she has on at the reunion? At least she apologizes for her Incredible Hulk yap look. We don’t really need her apology, because it’s entertaining. So actually she should say “you’re welcome.”
I would not do this swing. I would not do the mushrooms, nor the swing.
Shannon took a ‘shroom and still orders a Kettle One and soda. She’s my hero. Just kidding. But kind of.
After a few sips she thinks she hears the ‘Real Housewives’ theme.
So they’re at this Willa Wonka maze where they suggest you get ‘shroomed out’ to experience.
Honest to God, Gretchen and Tamtrums talking their longtime feud to DEATH is getting so absolutely fucking tiresome.
WE need some ‘shrooms just to watch this shit. The viewers give NO FUCKS as to whether or not Gretchers and Tamtrums reconcile. ZERO FUCKS.
She makes Tamtrums apologize for making fun of her when her sugar daddy Jeff, that she was just using for money anyway (to be fair, she was) seventeen years ago was dying.
They make some sort of ‘truce’ contract or some fucking shit. It’s such a waste of energy because as we now know, Tamtrums was waiting for the end of the season to ‘expose’ her for liking anti-gay posts.
Which turned out to be fabricated. So… ya know. It’s asinine.
Gretchen reporting the spanx convo back to Shannon is so fucking ratchet.
She knew it was all in jest.
So two seconds after this ‘friendship contract’ has been initiated, (which I know we didn’t take seriously, but maybe we thought it would be for more than two seconds) Tamra is already bitching to Gina about Gretchen.
Gina, of course as if she cares that much about the LQBTQ community. I can’t imagine that she feels that passionate about it, but whatever, she lives in California now. She whines how BOTHERED she is by these ‘likes’ that Tamtrums showed her.
Gina is absolutely addicted to reporting to Heather. She has been since the second Heather came back. She lives up that woman’s asshole. It’s getting embarrassing, Gina.
Why doesn’t Tamtrums show them to Heather? Why is Gina her fucking bitch?
More importantly, why is Gina willing to be her fucking bitch? Gina have some dignity already. Your fashion choices are already embarrassing.
She claims in he yap. “I’m not bringing this up FOR Tamraaaaaa, I’m bringing it up because it bothers meeeeeeeeeeee.”
Whatever Valley Girl. You sound like Tamtrums’ fucking stupid little bitch. Period.
And what is the reason why Tamtrums can’t just ask her?? We don’t know.
Tamtrums even goes so far as to instruct her exactly when to address it.
But she’s NOT doing it FOR Tamtrums you know. She’s doing it for HER.
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Heather spreads her dad’s ashes in the swamp near where they lived. So do people really actually think ashes they’re given are the actual body ashes of their loved one? I guess it’s the symbolism. I get that. If it makes you feel better to really believe that, than there’s no harm in it. I guess I’m a little surprised her dad was cremated.
I didn’t think that was a Jewish thing.
At least the wind didn’t blow them all over Tacos. But it would’ve been funny. Don’t tell anyone I said that.
I kind of can’t believe Heather sat on that filthy ledge in her $1,000 skirt.
Shannon addresses this ‘spanx’ discussion which was ridiculous. Tacos apologizes for no reason whatsoever. She’s a fellow big girl so she was sort of commiserating about the whole spanx dilemma. The biscuit popping joke was about spanx in general, not about Shannon.
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Who in any sane frame of mind wears this get- up to ride a fucking bike? Like you’re literally sitting on the seat in your underwear. At least I HOPE she’s wearing underwear.
If you see the passers by, absolutely no one is dressed like this. Like Amsterdam isn’t exactly any fashion capital of the world. Normal casual (but cute of course) clothes would have been more appropriate. Not this Harry Potter shit. Maybe she thinks she’s in England. She probably does.
Shannon has her I Love Lucy act going. I think it’s only partially an act.
Tamtrums (I hate to say) seems to have it figured out. Except for the hooker outfit the first night of course.
Bored with the ladies trying to get through to Jenn that she needs to stop financially depending on men. She doesn’t care. She acts like she gets it, but she doesn’t.
Suddenly Shannon has glam on the last night which I thought was weird.
They don’t even have their food yet and Tamtrums’ ballet skirt wearing 5’10” minion bitch, starts chewing out Gretchen for ‘liking’ anti-gay posts.
Gretchen’s expression and reaction is questionable. She’s very calm and says she ‘doesn’t remember’ liking any of these types of posts.
I didn’t realize it at the time, but when Tamtrums is waving her phone around, it’s just screen shots, not the actual posts. That should have been questioned.
I love when Tamtrums admits how she’s known this for a year and everyone is questioning why she’s just bringing it up now.
Well OBVIOUSLY she waited until the final day of filming knowing it would be the finale. DUH. Since we’re constantly breaking the fourth wall now, why do we even have to question that?
I feel like Gretchen is so calm because she knows she’s being set up for a reaction. She knows filming is wrapping and they need a ‘thing.’
Of course Heather is very very extra about this since three of her kids are gay/trans and I think the only just hasn’t come out yet. She’s very extra anyway, so she’s freaking. Which I guess I get.
I don’t even want to get into that whole ‘biblical’ thing when Heather flips her shit. Jenn was just asking Gretchen if perhaps due to her religious beliefs she is against others being gay.
Some very religious people do believe that being gay is against ‘what the Bible says.’ No one is saying anything disparaging about your kids, Heather. Fucking chill out. They can be as gay as they want. No one cares.
Would they be happier if Gretchen was flipping out and throwing shit? She’s calmly saying there must be some mistake and she will look into it. Like that should be it. If all these are is screenshots, they can be manipulated.
If she was freaking out, they would call her ‘defensive’ And ‘why are you getting so upset if you know you didn’t do it?’
Random fashion police moment. Gina’s dress looks stupid. Actually the dress is cute, just not on her. She doesn’t dress for her body.
Tamra tells on herself that this is really about her feud with Gretchen, by forgetting that she’s supposed to be offended that Gretchen supposedly hates the gays, and yells her stand-by gripe “she’s been coming after me for twelve years!!”
So she doesn’t really care THAT much that Gretchen hate the gays, supposedly.
Which it turned out, she didn’t.
Gretchen calls Slade.
Hmmm, interesting point he makes. Turns out in an earlier season, Tamra said the other ‘f’ word which is an offensive gay slur. Does this woman have any self-awareness? Or a brain?
So she’s all about the gays, however used the word f**? While mic’d and surrounded by fucking cameras?
Can’t make this shit up.
Why are they all dragging her for calling Slade? Who cares. They all call their dudes when they’re having a Housewife altercation. So stupid.
They Katie-style kick her out of the car back to the hotel.
This fucking bullying has got to stop. They now get the reaction they wanted from her I guess, but don’t seem to care.
So now suddenly the next morning on the way to the airport, not sure why, they suddenly feel bad and are questioning themselves.
I don’t know if production looked into it and saw that it was bullshit or what.
Gina claims she looked up the accounts on the ‘liked’ posts and did not see Gretchen’s likes at all, and now she feels bad.
Not sure why she’s not addressing Tamra directly, instead of staring into the abyss saying “I feel bad, I brought this up based on information I thought was true.”
Information that you were TOLD and TOLD exactly when to bring it up.
Gina, woman up. Tell Tamra you’re pissed she made you look stupid.
Tamra seems annoyed everyone seems to have flipped on her.
Gina sort of gently reprimands Tamtrums by saying she feels this was a ‘tit for tat’ situation.
Tamra: “So it’s MY fault?”
Ummmm. Yes you fucktard. It is.
Tamra seems to be acting pretty sketchy if you ask me, even when she’s talking to Eddie petting that poor dog.
So a twist. After filming, the ladies started getting messages from people telling them Tamra has been leaking info during filming.
Jenn Gina and Shannon talk to this dude who gives examples of things he knows before the show aired via Tamra.
Gina in her yap – how she’s not here to do Tamra’s dirty work. Yeah you kind of are Gina. And you kind of did.
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