I almost forgot we’re still in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Shannon admits Johnny Jackass was her last you-know-what. Hopefully she wasn’t riding that bull in her no panties short dress from last week’s ep. Shannon’s being super extra whatever and won’t go to lunch if Katie is in her little separate group. Katie then

Gina’s having a housewarming. I assume she and Travis purchased this house. She’s a realtor. That’s pretty embarrassing to rent. Gina’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Tacos is so fucking materialistic and shallow. Yes we know Emily, you think it’s the greatest thing ever that she was able to be a larger home.

Katie/Shannon convo is over with Shannon not willing to move on. Apparently from what I was able to look up, it is considered ‘illegal’ to record someone with your phone unknowingly in California. Doesn’t seem like something that should be illegal. Emily is smirking and eating, and so happy about this. But when is she

I haven’t made fun of the tag lines at all yet. Actually I don’t think I’ve even heard them yet since I usually turn it on when they’re over. Yeah they’re dumb. I’d like to see Emily making and/or retrieving someone a fucking espresso martini. She probably can’t even make a glass of water. These

Emily comparing that roller thing to Shane was kind of funny. See, even though I can’t stand her, I can recognize she has a good sense of humor when she’s not acting like an evil See You Next Tuesday entitled psycho bitch. Okay well that didn’t take long. Emily is quickly back to being Emily.

Dinner outing. Heather, Emily and Tamra. Shocker, Heather and Emily show up in head to toe black. Don’t tell Paige DeSorbo that that New Yorkers are not the only women that like black. Emily asks her how her birthday was and then Heather says, “Oh I got you a gift!” Of course low-key making Emily