Here we go – the really weird finale. We had to know it was coming. The entire season has been so off and seeming very desperate. I guess I misunderstood last week when Tamra was putting her phone in Gina’s face that Gretchen liked some ‘disturbing’ post. I thought that the post was about Tamra.

Day 2 in Amsterdam. I am sure the Germans are so happy the Housewives have infiltrated their town. I appreciate the OC ladies don’t bring glam on trips. Of all of the franchises you would think the Southern Californians would be dragging glam with them everywhere. Heather is shocking to me being so into the

Shannon hosts a luncheon in honor of Jenn getting married (still no wedding to date, by the way) and is bitching at some girl on the phone about her wine glasses not being ‘blush.’ Just pour some Rose in them. No one will know. She’s whining about plates and knives, and acting like a total

As promised Tamtrums will be meeting with Katie to gossip more about Gretchen and the ‘drugged’ allegations. I wish Bravo knew this was way past the point of literally no one caring. But there’s just not a lot going on with these ladies, so here we are. Not Tacos and this ‘Innocence Center’ BS again.

Tamra prepares for her ‘spring fling’ in a very pissy Tamra mood, making fun of her decorations being cheesy. Eddie makes another appearance looking very peaked. She relays this whole pop singer saga to him. Then whines again about Heather not following up with her to check on her. ****** Heather and Shannon meet for

So I guess Katie is just like GONE now?? Not to be mentioned or even bitched about? Jenn and Ryan discuss the wedding details and logistics. To date, they are not married, and have not set a date. Which is strange because they were talking about a summer wedding this year. Eddie’s looking so rough.