Okay here we go, we skipped a week because here in the U.S. last Sunday was a holiday. Let’s see what the ladies have been up to for the past two weeks.
Karen’s tag line cracks me every time. I’m flabbergasted she is actually saying that.
Is it just me, or is Mia all but admitting that she’s been screwing around on Gordon?
She corrected Karen last week, that the dude she referred to isn’t a rapper. Didn’t deny his existence.
I was unsure if Gordon was mad that she didn’t iron his shirt, or if he was joking around.
Ashley drops in. She’s got the new globes out on display. Mia drills her on her divorce. Show of hands as to who’s tired of hearing about this.
The viewers know the deal, and the games she’s playing. For the love of God, we don’t care. We know she’s a gold-diggin’ ho, and just wants to hang on to his coins, now that she knows she’s not getting a settlement.
You can bet your bottom daggone dollar, that if she was getting a 5 million dollar settlement, she would be working feverishly with her attorney to put this thing to bed. You wouldn’t be hearing this “oh I don’t know it’s just hard and emotional to let go of…” PAHLEASE GIRL. STOP INSULTING US. Just because we watch Bravo for an hour a day, doesn’t mean we’re all a bunch of idiots.
She doesn’t want to have pay an attorney, just to end up with LESS than what she has now. I bet once the divorce is final, shit he’s paying for now (such as the $13,000 mortgage) ends. What’s with these bitches? Do you want a divorce or don’t ya? You have the balls to leave, but not to make it official? Why? Then go back.
Anywho, Gordon had told her when they spoke about it on their ‘day date’ because you know, she DOESN’T HAVE A NANNY, that he thinks they will maintain this sort of separation arrangement, and that he would do something similar if they decided to split up.
Looking back, that was a weird convo right?
She basically admits Michael gives her ‘security.’ Aka money.
She goes into the whole sad story about how she grew up poor, and getting evicted multiple times, sitting on the side of the road with her mom, and all of her stuff.
Usually women that were exposed to that kind of lifestyle as children, make sure they have careers, businesses or a good job, and can pay to live on their own without depending on a man. But, in her defense, I guess she was paying attention somewhat, because she snagged herself a rich dude, and not a broke ass loser like her mom. This speaks to her laziness.
Not the case with Ashley. She needs to hang onto the sugar daddy because she knows she can’t do without him. I would think she’s getting a nice child support deposit every month, and she has her Bravo cash, but she wants more!! More more more!! Gimme more!
Her sob story about her childhood seems to kind of divert our attention temporarily.
She all but admitted that once she’s divorced, he doesn’t help with the house payment anymore, so my speculation has been right, not to brag.
I think he expected her to have a plan, so she can eventually take it over. She is doing this ‘athleisure line’ with Gizelle, so we’ll see. Housewives being handed these businesses, with cheap low quality shit, do not seem to me to ever be that lucrative.
Well that’s that, we’re done talking about it until someone else drills her.
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Okay so this meeting between Nneka and Wendy is going down in which Wendy was quite reluctant to have, when Nneka presented it on the last episode.
To me, my rule of thumb, when there’s some sort of disagreement or altercation between two people, the one that doesn’t want to discuss nor try to work it out, is usually hiding something, and can’t admit their part. The one that is open to discussion, and has nothing to be ashamed of. is the one that wants to talk it out.
And yes, I might be applying that to real life.
So you’re seeing Nneka eager to sit down with Wendy, and Wendy making her constipated faces at her when she brought it up.
Here we are, and right away you can see her coming in hot. She orders a water, so clearly she was planning on storming out as soon as Nneka wants her to take any type of accountability.
Wendy is dressed like a 25 year-old trashy secretary, bending over her desk for her boss as soon as everyone leaves the office. Nneka is dressed like a classy professional woman.
Professor, my ass.
These shorts are ill-fitting, and she look stupid. She looks like she has a dick.
And guys, I’m being completely unbiased even though I hate Wendy and like Nneka. If their outfits were reversed, I would say the exact same thing. Except Nneka is smart enough to not wear this.
She walks in not even taking off her sunglasses, doesn’t greet, nor look at Nneka as she’s getting seated.
And the constipated faces already begin. This woman needs to take a big steaming dump. And I don’t normally even talk like that, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Wendy go take a bucket of laxatives, a long dump and never come back. I can’t stand this woman.
Also get a stylist or a full-length mirror. Everything about this look is cheap. From the ugly white pumps to the tacky sunglasses. And her attitude is just as shitty as her look.
Every fucking thing about her entrance is so on brand. She can’t even look at Nneka.
Someone so educated should know the basics of body language. She’s acting uncomfortable and guilty.
Nneka is welcoming and friendly, and keeps trying to make eye contact with her.
Ten minutes later, it happens. Wendy works up the nerve to look at her, when she sits her dusty ass across from her, and absolutely has to.
Nneka even tells her she looks ‘nice.’ Haha – NOT what she’s thinking I can guarantee you that.
She’s pulling at her ugly shorts, that you know, don’t fit her. Stroking her hair non fucking stop. It’s also easy to see she has really low self esteem. I would too, if were dressed like this in a fucking cropped top, sitting across from Nneka, who is dressed like an actual grown-up boss bitch.
Okay enough. I ranted I know, but I’m just flabbergasted this is what she chose to wear.
As I said above, Wendy just orders a water, and she has a snarl on her face when the waitress asks for her order.
I get the ‘witch’ thing not being the greatest way to put it when she complained of Wendy’s mom’s odd phone call to Leba.
But it also seems like Wendy had her all cranked up by bitching that she heard Nneka was ‘clout chasing’ by mentioning her name. And I’m sick of Wendy, and the – ‘oh my God, you attacked my mother!!’ Well your mother did the shit Wendy.
It was pretty obvious in the scene with her a few weeks ago. Jesus. Take the wine and straws from her maybe? And if Wendy put her up to this, that’s even worse of course. I’m trying to give this bitch the benefit of the doubt with that, but maybe I shouldn’t.
None of us know for sure what exactly Nneka said to get these people so agitated, but my opinion is that I think she just merely mentioned, when she got signed for the show, that she casually knows Wendy, her fellow Nigerian, since her sister was besties with her husband’s cousin.
Like who the fuck cares?? How is that ‘clout chasing?’ Does Nneka need to clout chase? An attorney married to a doctor??
If it bothered Wendy THAT much, that this was mentioned by Nneka, then again, it just underscores her fucking weirdness.
And I know this is what they want in a Housewife, or else they get branded as boring.
So I am trying to roll with it. I think I could be handling it better if I wasn’t sitting her looking at her fidgeting and stroking her loose hair strands like a twelve year old in a Forever 21 outfit.
Nneka begins, and maturely and calmly states from the beginning what has been going on, and Wendy’s issues with her joining the group. Which by ‘group’ I think she means cast on the show.
Wendy interrupts with “I need to stop you there” and rolls out her go-to “you called my mom a witch”
I laughed literally OUT LOUD when she said “both have categorically denied the phone calls.” But I thought she admitted previously that her mom made the ‘shrine’ comment, but it was a ‘good’ shrine. Now she didn’t say it all. Hmmm – story changing.
They flash to the scene with her mom, who did nothing of the sort. She denied it, with a sly look on her face as she slurped her wine.
PhD Four degrees Dr Double D’s, should look up the phrase ‘categorically denies.’
Why isn’t Leba giving her version of went down? That’s sort of going right to the source isn’t it?
They go back and forth with the ‘witch’ and ‘the shrine’ and both being bad, especially in their culture. It’s funny, that they’re at this restaurant called ‘Easy Like Sunday.’ Not the best selection for this convo. It’s like the OC ladies meeting up at ‘The Quiet Woman.’
Nneka ends up apologizing for calling her a bitch, and her ugly mom a witch (who looks like one by the way – not sorry) but Wendy doesn’t apologize on behalf of her mom for the shrine comment, since it didn’t happen, she claims now.
Well with that, and her apology in hand, which I do think Nneka was being sincere about, Wendy grabs her ugly white purse, and her ugly white sunglasses, and bolts, in her ugly white pumps.
Wendy is a fucking cunt. ‘Her children.’ They have nothing to do with this and she knows that. I’m sure they think their grandmother is off too. So that’s pretty sad, using your kids as a pawn to get viewers’ sympathy.
Sorry Wendy fans, but I believe Nneka. Her family tried to intimidate her from joining the group, aka the show.
Wendy leaves, laughing at her and muttering under her breath, and telling her the witch comment is a fact and her shrine comment is ‘heresay.’
Nneka is clearly shaken, I mean the girl isn’t an actress. Wendy is guilty.
A producer approaches Nnkea, and she’s crying and telling her that Wendy knows her family said these things, and tried to bully her around, and can’t admit it.
Wendy is a FUCKING DUMB UGLY CUNT. No wonder Eddie can’t stand her.
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Candiace and Chris – I think it’s kind of ironic that Candiace was pissing and moaning about Chris’ schedule when he was a manager at ‘The W’ and guilted him into quitting, now he’s reduced to doing YouTube cooking videos.
Now she’s never home, running around doing her touring. I can see why he’s perturbed.
She wants to put the breaks on having a baby due to the lump activity that was located on her breasts. I think he just wants her home – not sure he really wants to have a child with her. He does three, to two baby mamas just sayin.’
Ya know I hate to sound like Debbie Downer but I don’t see them being together much longer. I’m actually surprised they still are. I don’t really see any connection, attraction or sexual energy between them.
I feel like he doesn’t appreciate her cuteness. She’s so adorable. He makes fun of her for buying a cute $2400 purple purse, as he sits here in his fruit-of-the-loom.
They seem like a mismatched couple. Now, don’t get me wrong, I know that it’s not wise to be exactly like your partner. I know this on-again off-again couple who are both mentally unstable, both have the emotional maturity of four-year-olds, both lie and cheat their way through life, and pretend to be someone they’re not, so predictably they’re a train wreck.
Wouldn’t it suck to be living this double life and lying to like 90% of the people that you interact with?
Anywho, back to a more pleasant subject, my little Candy girl that I love, my fellow teeny girl, ya know we gotta stick together.
I can see her apprehension about getting pregnant with the newly discovered lumps she has, that her doctor is saying are ‘no big deal.
#1 doctors are wrong, a lot, #2 my best friend from high school, her cousin who she was very close to, had a lump on her spine since childhood, that was always ‘we’ll keep an eye on it.’ They didn’t want to remove it, due to it’s location on her spine. Well fast forward to adulthood. She gets married for the first time in her mid-thirties, gets immediately pregnant, and the hormones triggered cancer in the lump. She was gone within a few months of the baby’s birth.
For Chris to be sitting her advising her it’s nothing, and she’s being dramatic, is vile. Did he get a medical degree at culinary school?
He doesn’t fucking know. The doctor doesn’t even fucking know. I’m sure my friend’s cousin asked her doctor if pregnancy would affect this lump she had all her life, and he told her it would be fine.
Chris calls her lumps ‘a gray area’ whatever the hell that means, and gets agitated at her concerns.
He’s being kind of a dick. And when you take into consideration that my theory may be correct, and they usually are, that he just wants her to get pregnant to keep her home, it’s kind of revolting. So he’s willing to risk her life, to have her home and not pursing her singing career.
You know, nothing that comes out of any dudes’ mouth ever –should shock me anymore. Dudes are THEE most inconsiderate unempathetic, spoiled, rotten and inconsiderate, pieces of shit.
When you have a dude that cares nothing about your health nor well-being, that’s not something to fuck around with. He doesn’t love you, and he doesn’t care about you. Like if he doesn’t care about your HEALTH?? What DOES he care about that means anything?
Candiace handled that pretty well. What a douche. I don’t know what she sees in this dude.
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Grace is graduating. She’s so cute. Sometimes the twins concern me.
“Why do we need shoes?”
“Because we’re leaving.”
On a non-positive note, the sound of Jamal’s voice makes my skin crawl.
Remember when she was trying to reconcile with him? The girls were like “Mom. What are you doing?” No add insult to injury he cheated on her again, which was the reason they split up in the first place.
Insult to injury. Sounds familiar.
Never reconcile with an ex. Never, don’t do it. No matter what the hell they say or promise. They don’t mean it. They just want to continue to suck the life right of you. Once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. Someone who places NO VALUE on a commitment. or a promise, means they have NO INTEGRITY whatsoever, and NO MORALS AND NO STANDARDS.
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Robyn, Mia and Nneka meet up for the token boutique trip, that always takes place prior to a Housewife arguing trip, where they fill each other in on the latest.
Nneka lets them know how she apologized to fucking stupid Wendy, and it didn’t seem like she accepted it, nor wants to move on.
Nneka vows in her yap, to forget she exists. Yeah good idea, Nneka, we all do.
That woman would be a field day for a shrink.
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It’s D.R. departure day. Karen seems to be walking in with an attitude for some reason.
New Housewife audition for Kierna, who was included on the trip.
Oh Karen. Not the fucking ‘cleaning lady answered the phone excuse.’
Kierna arrives very sick, apparently she has a stomach condition which tends to flare up if she veers off course. Girl, if you have a sensitive stomach, don’t drink the water, and maybe, don’t even eat the food. It’s going to be a long week for this chick,
The accommodations are being shown, and, well, you know what’s coming.
Robyn, the ‘hostess’ of the trip is in charge of doling out the room assignments.
For some reason, this room selection ritual is worse than it usually is. Karen is adamant about not sharing a room.
By the way, the rooms are massive.
I have no words. Well, I do but I’ll reserve. I already went on rant already about Wendy’s stupid outfit and constipated faces.
It goes to a place that it just doesn’t need to go. None of these women grew up in luxury, except for maybe Candiace, and she doesn’t seem to mind sharing.
Speaking of which, or a witch, Wendy’s face every fucking time Nneka speaks or gets attention:
Karen insists that she needs a view of the water due to ‘claustrophobia.’
Ashley was awarded a single room and offers to relinquish it to Karen, so she shuts up. Still not good enough.
I agree with Robyn and the blahblahblahblahblah towards Karen’s complaints.
We’re getting off to a great start, right?
But wait, there’s more!
So the manager they were dealing with, that Karen was bitching to, got perturbed with these dumb bitches acting all fucking ghetto, let’s just be honest, and just bailed on trying to help her get her own room, that she supposedly was going to pay $5,000 for.
I don’t know what really happened, but I think it had something to do with her being told it would cost her 5 grand to have her own room, so she changed her mind.
She’s sulking in the lobby now, complaining she has no room.
Not sure why she didn’t take Ashley’s original offer. Now the offer seems to be okay, when she found out the alternative was costing her $5,000.
This is giving me a headache.
So some shade’s about to go down before the golfing activity. I’ve never seen anyone golfing in a short dress, but whatever.
Gizelle wants to ‘crown’ Nnkea as the ‘Grande Dame of Potomac’ when they know full well how important that title is to Karen, as silly as that sounds. But, it is.
Not sure I knew that Gizelle is the one that bestowed that title onto her. She explains since she gave it, she can take it. I guess that makes sense?
Karen is acting like an idiot, so whatever, I don’t give a shit. This might be petty and stupid, but what the hell was that hissy over not having her own room? Petty and stupid.
And what the hell is it, trying to make Nnkea feel insecure about the location of her new home? Petty and stupid. And yeah, I agree. If you don’t own your home, then shut the fuck up. I’d rather own a shack than be paying someone rent every month.
She is immediately agitated over this, as Gizelle planned.
Nnkeka gets crowned.
This does seem a little middle school mean girl. Candiace storms off, not liking it.
She has no patience for this kind of immature BS. Funny, because other than Ashley, she’s actually the youngest in the group.
Karen tries to act unbothered. Wendy actually doesn’t look constipated.
