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Summer House 5/9/24

So last week wrapped up with Carl excruciatingly attempting to again confront Lindsay, well not confront but you know, inform, her that the convo between him, and his mom and Lou, was a tad more serious and negative than he lead on. But honestly even what he told her in the previous week’s episode, it

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Summer House 5/2/24

I’ve recently noticed Paige has long legs and a really short torso. She’s a lifelong New Yorker and doesn’t know where the Hudson River is. I was also kind of shocked she went to all of this trouble to pack plastic containers of salami and cheese for Craig. And fruit too! I’ve never seen her

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NPD and Lindsay

Since I consider myself the authority on Narcissistic Personality Disorder, here’s what I have to say about poor Lindsay finding a guy to marry her: I think with this mental disorder in women (and it IS a mental disorder. they live in a literal ulterior universe that is distorted AF. If that’s not a mental

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Summer House 4/25/24

The Lindsay Carl very serious discussion as they’re dressed as aliens, about him not having a job continues. I wish she’d stop telling him how it’s a ‘turn on’ for her if he has some ‘hustle’ or business. Clearly that’s not helping. And that’s not really the point of having a career or job. Again

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Summer House 4/18/24

Did we all see Ciara o n WWHL on Thursday? What was she thinking with her bangs sitting directly in her eyeballs like that?? And she seemed to keep pulling them into her eyes. The dress sucked too. She can do so much better. She needs a stylist. She’s so fucking gorgeous, but that appearance

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Summer House 4/11/24

I can barely stand listening to Amanda talk. She’s very immature and childish. We drag Kyle for his partying, and I do think he could dial that back, but he also works really hard and is the adult in the room in this marriage. She continues to defend her plan to purchase a home for

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