“Myyyyyy friendshiiiiiiiip with Lindsayyyyyy has channnnnnnged soooooooo muuuuuuuuch.” Whyyyyyyyyyy doesssssss sheeeeeeee talkkkkkkkkk liiiiiiike thaaaaaaaat?? If this is how she talks on that podcast, I don’t know how people can stand it. Also we know she’s pretending. She can’t stand Lindsay. After she pops this future ungrateful little brat, Lindsay will be back to being Lindsay.

Okay, real quick, who believes for a second that Jesse Solomon got his TOE sucked? Okay Jesse, it was your ‘toe.’ Got it. Sounds reasonable. Or was it your other ‘toe’ that’s located a little higher up. I guess it’s kind of shaped like a toe. Hopefully it’s a little bit bigger. Maybe that’s why

Kyle approaches Craig and Paige who are still talking in the boat from last week. Paige of course is more than happy to get away from Craig. Craig is funny. He tells Kyle he’s getting a refill and wanders around the house eating chips and pretending to do things. Kinda funny. Kyle’s dumb enough to

I have to be with Craig on this whole drink endorsement thing, since he is complaining about exactly what I said. Even though I hadn’t seen this scene at that point. I just know everything. He points out that his drink endorsement shouldn’t affect Kyle’s stupid product in the least. And if it does, that’s

Paige and Kyle chat. Kyle apologizes for acting like a spoiled little brat. I can’t listen to Kyle whining. He should be more confident about his product that he should give zero fucks that Craig is endorsing some spiked tea crap. I wonder which tastes worse? That shit or Loverboy? I think it’s super weird