This episode annoyed me in so many ways.
West! UUUUUGHHHHHH!
Ben UUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!
Bailey was right:
When Jesse made a joke about Ben crushing on Amanda, Ben laughed. His tantrum was so unnecessary.
Also by the way, that is totally the reason he didn’t want ‘different rules for married people.’
Bailey looks extremely put off, as she should. Everyone, including Ben, bursts into laughter over Jesse’s comment that “Ben wants to kiss the married people!”
Isn’t it a little ridiculous people of this age playing spin the bottle?
But we roll wit it. Or spin with it.
The bottle says that Baily and Ben must kiss. They do. Ben is clearly over his annoyance.
A lot of saliva is exchanged. I read one time that when you’re attracted to someone you like the taste of their saliva. Isn’t that funny?
West starts his weird antics of staking his claim on Ciara.
Ciara, who as I pointed out, and this proves it, accepts the bare minimum. He starts putting his dusty hands AND icky feet all over her and she loves this! She couldn’t be more giddy.
Okay so he’s drunk. That’s also kind of an insult isn’t it? That he needs to be drunk to pay attention to her.
Ciara couldn’t be more giddy and receptive.
West even at one point gloats to Jesse and says “I will fuck you up.”
EXCUSE ME??
What is happening Here? Two seconds ago Ciara was cryin’ a fucking river that the guys don’t take her seriously and think she’s a joke, however she seems more than happy to be the pawn between two dudes that are using her to inflate their egos. I can’t with her.
Like he’s putting his grimy fucking feet all over her. Euw. If any dude tried to rub his disgusting feet on me, I’d kick him in the nuts.
Amanda and Mia are watching this thinking it’s cute. Not to be dramatic, but they should honestly be outraged.
He moves his chair closer to her and continues to grope her, while starting over at Jesse.
Jesse looks on in disbelief and clearly jealous, as West gloats while fondling her?
West is gloating and even saying “hahahahaha.”
Ciara, you don’t know what’s happening here? Like how many times were you dropped on your head?
We know what’s happening! You’re being used as a pawn, and disrespected as usual.
To add to her embarrassment, in her yap she goes on and on about how they miss each other
No Ciara he’s just drunk and trying to ‘get back at’ Jesse.
Don’t hate me, but I think it’s kinda cute that Kyle gets a boner from Amanda kissing him like that. I feel a little bad for him that she ignores him, but I get it. He annoys her.
They have this viscous cycle/Mexican stand-off type of relationship.
She’s mad at him for DJing and being out late, and of course the cheating rumors. He’s mad at her for ignoring him (and ‘not asking questions’) and not putting out, which is what lead to him wanting something to do at night.
The more he stays out late, the madder and more withdrawn she gets. As long as he’s not getting ‘intimacy’ as we’re saying now, and attention, the more annoyed he gets, which probably leads to him staying out later and looking elsewhere for attention.
Ben talks to Bailey and they smooth things over. It’s good that he feels bad. He came barreling in her room so hot. Maybe he feels stupid because he just laughed when Jesse made a crack about his crush on Amanda.
Kyle thinks because Amanda kissed him when ordered to, during a childish game (well not childish but you know what I mean) that perhaps there will be more to follow. No. She outright refuses to shower with him as he begs and asks like ten times. Poor little guy. You do feel a little bit bad for him.
West doesn’t even remember hanging all over Ciara and sneering at Jesse.
Oh. My. God.
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Kyle and Amanda have a city scene which as usual for them, we feel awkward watching it. I kind of feel like there issues are none of my business.
I’m sick of listening to them argue over the DJing.
Will I get roasted for saying that if Amanda wasn’t such a stick in the mud, this is something that they could do together? They don’t have kids or even A kid. What’s the exact reason she couldn’t sometimes go with him? I think it sounds fun.
So anyway they have this convo about Kyle hiring a manager to get ‘better gigs.’ Amanda of course hates this because she still has hopes this ‘job’ is temporary.
Somehow at the same time, this scene seems like it was forced for the cameras, but also authentic and organic.
What bugged me is Amanda eating the entire time. Fine a girl needs to eat, but it shows disregard for the conversation.
How dare Amanda dwell of the ‘DJing’ part?
That’s a common line of his. He said something similar during the beach argument about his drinking. “You’re focusing on my drinking!” Well yeah, that’s what the discussion is about, dumb ass.
Why is Amanda rocking this dog? Is that normal?
Kyle again mentions how Amanda never wants to do anything social, and that’s also contributing to him wanting to DJ.
She said they could do stuff together if he was around, yet when he was around, she didn’t want to do things with him.
I feel like he wants to say this, but doesn’t. I think I stick up for Kyle because I don’t think he’s a complete asshole. I don’t think he purposely goes out of his way to try to upset her.
She says she has to ‘get back to work’ which implies she’s still working for Loverboy, which I didn’t think she was.
Why are we trying to make Bailey and Carl happen?
For some reason Bailey is not in the house the weekend after they meet up in the city for a lunch date. Usually when a housemate is absent for a weekend, it’s because they have other plans such as a wedding or family commitment. Not ‘getting stuff done.’ It seems like production didn’t want her around.
Seems like Amanda forgot all about her $10,000 birthday watch. It’s now Kyle’s birthday, and she tells Mia she’s going to “put on a happy face for his birthday.”
We’re graced with Lindsay’s presence this weekend. Great. I feel like she could be doing other things for money now that she has a baby.
Carl is overthinking Lindsay’s presence and their relationship. Lindsay just doesn’t care. Or claims she doesn’t care.
Are these girls really trying to convince Ciara that West is in love with her?
Does Lindsay forget that Carl didn’t want her and dumped her dumb ass?
Why is Amanda wearing a raggedy Grandma sweater in July??
These are questions that I have.
No, West you weren’t cringe. Unfortunately she enjoyed it because she accepts this.
Amanda is already blowing off Kyle and giving Ben attention on the way to his birthday dinner.
Well I stand corrected. They are going out to an actual restaurant. I had read that no one wanted them filming at their establishments in The Hamptons.
They barely get their drinks and Lindsay starts grilling Carl about Bailey. This must have been an assignment, because you can tell she doesn’t really care about the answer.
She then gets a dig in about him never wanting to have sex with her. I can’t imagine any guy wanting to have sex with Lindsay.
I don’t know why he doesn’t say at the table what he says in his yap. That he wasn’t banging her because she’s a massive bitch and pain in the ass.
We start rehashing the previous summer when talking to KJ about Dara.
First of all, Dara is not even part of the cast, so, it’s not the same. Second of all, KJ is not using Dara the way Jesse was with Lexi, and then pitting Lexi and Ciara against each other to satisfy his sad sick sinister ego.
West is on the hot seat again about talking to the press about dumping Ciara.
I don’t even know why we have to revisit this. West says he understands how she felt, after Lexi was doing a press tour whining about him.
Ciara decides she’s going to remind the table that she’s black (normally she doesn’t like to point that out) and how demeaning it is that she’s being jerked around by these white guys.
Amanda has to get up and sit by Ciara during this for whatever reason. I thinks she’s fine. She’s good at being the victim.
I hate to say that because I think it’s an overused word but I feel like it’s valid in this case.
Is this white vs black convo even necessary??
Other than Jesse and West treating Ciara like crap (they treat all girls like crap, so…) because that’s what she accepts, that doesn’t mean anyone in the house is racist or treating the black people any differently.
