Summer House – 3/31/26 – Part 1- Cheating is Fundamental

Well — there are a lot of theories and stories and gossip etc about West and Amanda.

There’s a theory that they had been talking/hooking up, however you want to put it, last year during filming. I think Kyle just issued a statement he thinks it started in June. He’s also claiming to be concerned about her due to West’s history of using women.

That’s why you see West getting more emotional then you would think is normal over her and Kyle’s arguments.

You can also see them being a little more cozy than they usually are. Always sitting beside each other, and I think Kyle started picking up on something. That’s why Kyle went off and had his little hissy, thanking Amanda ‘for her support’ that night. She and West were sitting awfully close together on that bench. He even mentioned to Carl the next morning he has an idea of what set him off in his drunken stupor, but doesn’t want to say. I think it’s because she was sitting so close to West and being flirty with Ben in the hot tub.

Also the scene where West was was drunk and putting his mits and nasty feet all over Ciara, and tells Jesse “I will fuck you up.” I think Jesse made some sort of gesture about Amanda. It goes without saying that Jesse knew, and was the Schwartz of the scenario.

Apparently there’s a video Ciara has from Kyle and Amanda’s apartment of them together? I’m not sure if that’s true or not.

I’m not saying any of this has been confirmed;I’m just saying what I’ve been hearing.

It’s kind of like Scandoval 2.0, except a little different. Ciara wasn’t in a relationship with West, but Ciara is her friend and Amanda knew she was still hung up on him. At first it seemed as though it was a post-separation thing for Amanda, but now it’s not looking like that.

I also saw a story that West was also in a relationship. It’s a little messier than it first seemed.

Bravo isn’t doing their infamous ‘picking up the cameras’ off-season as they did with the Tom/Ariana/Rachel love triangle, or other break-ups and scandals. I just saw last night they’re not doing this because all parties have to agree to it.

They’re not obligated to film during the off-season due to scandals. I am sure Amanda and West did NOT want it. Ciara, I’m sure was all for it. She’s going to be a fucking rottweiler at the reunion, and it’s going to be annoying AF.

I wish she was capable of acting unbothered. It’s going to be so cringy to watch these two girls fighting over fucking West at the reunion.

I did see yesterday that there is last minute Reunion reorganizing.

It’s safe to say Kyle and Amanda won’t be sitting together.

If the show makes it for another year, it will be really weird to see them with other people.

I also heard the house is for sale, so not sure how that plays into this.

That doesn’t sound good.

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The senior party is going strong. A good time is had by all, even Kyle and Amanda who aren’t really spending any time together as usual.

There are a LOT of filler people here.

Where do they get all of these people? They advertise it I guess?

Carl whines to Kyle didn’t invest in Soft Bar and Carl invested in Loverboy. Blah Blah Blah.

Yes Kyle we get it. Loverboy is in the hole. It’s been in the hole for like four years now.

Perhaps if you actually spent time promoting the shit instead of ‘DJing’ all night long, (which I don’t think is helping promote Loverboy as he insists) it would be profitable.

I feel like Kyle could’ve bitten the bullet and given Carl SOMETHING.

Carl questions if things are really that bad. Yes, they are. Unless Kyle’s lying, but I highly doubt that.

Kyle is always so calm and matter-of-fact as he discusses the possible demise of the company he loves so much, and put his heart and soul into.

He’s even making jokes about it. It’s a little disconcerting.

I know this sounds weird, but their conversation reminds me of Titanic when the engineer guy and the Captain were discussing how long it would be until she sank.

Loverboy is indeed sinking and I think it’s largely due to Kyle’s alcohol problem and partying.

The ship is indeed sinkable.

Lindsay and this sugar daddy schtick. I guess she thinks it’s funny. She’s ‘joking’ but I think she very serious. It’s funny since she’s drunk she says ‘baby daddy’ instead of ‘sugar daddy.’ Jesse reminds her she has one of those.

Isn’t she almost forty and trying to recruit this potential ‘sugar daddy’ in the age bracket, 45-plus. Lindsay that’s a man your age. You’re not 25. She’s so funny.

She and Jesse call this random filler guy over to see if he’s loaded. I think because he’s nerdy they assume he is. But no. Sorry Linds. My God she would chew this dude up and spit him out. It’s funny when he says he’s Carl’s ‘good friend.’

Actually I’m kind of afraid of her so…

Jesse invited a chick, believe it or not. Seems he gave up on his hopes and dreams of ‘making out with Ciara.’

Knowing what we know now, it’s really hard to focus on this episode.

What the HELL is Jesse talking about – he usually dates ‘corporate girlies?’

The two women we’ve seen him chase after are Lexi and Ciara – the furthest thing from ‘corporate girlies’ And why are we saying ‘girlies’ now? It’s stupid.

Shut up Jesse. This dude totally thinks he’s all that and he’s literally not. He looks like Grover. He’s not ‘judging this girl?’ What the hell is that supposed to mean? Dude, you’re no CEO. You’re a Bravoleb. Let’s calm down.

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Breaking this up into to parts – stay tuned for Part 2!!

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