Jesse helps at a summer camp for kids with cancer and recruits Ciara (of course since West is present) West, Carl, and Ben.
She can’t even force herself to be fully clothed to be around children.
Her yaps since they ‘made up’ have been rather concerning. Girl you’re not supposed to ADMIT you like to follow him around like a lost puppy are you?
Amanda nor Kyle are no where to be found I noticed. Kyle was probably legit working, but we know Amanda wasn’t.
I feel like Jesse, for his ego needs to look like a hero. I’m not saying he doesn’t genuinely feel empathy for these kids. He’s not a complete monster, but he likes looking like a savior.
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Bailey hosts an ‘It Girl’ event.
Amanda and Lindsay chat. Should the actual mom say they’re ‘relieving the nanny?’ It sounds like she’s another paid caretaker. You’re her mother, Lindsay, you’re not relieving the nanny, you’re caring for your child. It’s like when a dad says they’re babysitting.
Whatever, I guess that’s neither here nor there.
If she wanted to leave because she knows she treated Carl’s mom crappy and she called her out on it, then say that. Don’t say you’re ‘relieving your nanny.’
She was not ‘bombarded immediately by Sharon.’h
To me, that entire interaction, you could see that Lindsay felt excruciating uncomfortable, so who’s the guilty party?
Sharon felt fine approaching her. The guilty one is the awkward one in these types of situations.
I think it’s so immature of Lindsay to feel this way. She’s literally still pouting because Sharon and her husband expressed to Carl on an episode two years ago, their concerns of her marrying Carl based on the volatility of their arguments.
I’m sure there was extra concern because Carl was still newly sober at that point.
I think it’s just so beyond tone deaf of Lindsay to drag Sharon for being concerned about Carl being in a toxic relationship with a psycho.
(lindsay sharon did that)
I don’t get why Lindsay thinks an additional sit-down was needed after he dumped her. He wanted to be free of her drunken psychotic meltdowns, and that’s the bottom fucking line. It’s not hard.
We don’t need to slice it, dice it and talk it to death.
He tried numerous times that we saw, to get through to her that summer. People like her simply can’t be reasoned with. She’s STILL dragging him for asking her for a hug.
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Did we ever notice literally, the only time Ciara has a fun personality is when she wears a costume? This needs to be analyzed by a professional.
She’s dressed as some orange blob and starts super soaking everyone as they walk in the door.
Which is kind of funny. Everyone seems on board except for Amanda who, not be cliché, is NOT fun.
It’s daytime, sunny and warm and she’s wearing a leather coat for whatever fucking reason, so she gets exempt from being squirted.
She proceeds to bitch about the water in the house, and that Dara’s bag is on the porch.
It’s a little weird to be super soaking inside the house but, it’s not like they ever have to clean anything up.
Ciara never heard the term ‘sharpshooter.’ Lindsay just laughs at her. I think she assumed she wasn’t serious.
I’m really glad Lindsay did NOT go into the military. That bitch does NOT need a gun.
It’s Labor Day weekend, which is the two year mark of Carl dumping Lindsay.
They head to the beach. Who showers before going to the beach?
Ciara needs to stop obsessing over Kyle and Amanda’s marriage, and how Amanda should ‘get an apartment’ for a month.
She literally has no idea what it’s like to be in a relationship let alone married.
Wonder what West was thinking in the back seat as she was saying all of this.
West shares in his yap how he’s okay JUST BEING FRIENDS with Ciara, and wishes everyone else would back off. I paraphrased but that’s the gist of it.
Ben’s dad sounds – weird. He seriously didn’t talk to him for ‘years’ after he hooked up with his girlfriend in high school? Who does that?
Amanda and Mia chat. Apparently is was a whole group that went out after Carl’s event, and Amanda was clearly not invited. I feel like that was by design. Production must’ve known what was going on.
Amanda scoffs at Ciara and West being fixed up on a date. It’s ‘the last thing that she would do.’ Yeah we know, Amanda.
She goes on to say a whole slew of extremely disturbing remarks. I would say diabolical even, given we now know what was going on.
Touches her head as she says she would ‘die for Ciara.’
It’s safe to say she would NOT die for her. It wasn’t literal. I get it. But at the same time the head touching conveys being deceptive and feeling uneasy about what you’re saying.
Ciara desperately hovers around the guys playing spike ball until they pay attention to her.
Ciara corners Kyle prompting him to talk about their therapy sesh.
I’m assuming Amanda isn’t working for Loverboy anymore, or even pretend working. Ciara says “you used to work together” when she’s describing their day to day lives.
She rolls out her idea about them living separately temporarily. I feel like Ciara is totally overstepping, but that’s what she always does. She wants all of the couples to be done.
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Back home, Lindsay has arranged dinner.
Poor Bailey is wondering why Carl seems to be kind of interested in her, but kind of not.
I’m convinced he’s closeted but I could be wrong. Or not. He’s either gay or really shy.
This girl is cute and nice, and practically throwing herself at him.
There was a really awkward conversation about her see-through white dress at his opening. He tries.
So Lindsay wants to do a stupid game before dinner of naming something they ‘lost and found.’
Kyle makes a weird face as if he already knows he lost his wife to West.
When Ciara is up, she starts slobbering all over West of course.
Kyle’s turn, and you already know it’s going to go downhill.
Lindsay taunts him that he lost his wedding ring but gained a DJ career. Jesse then questions his new manager we heard him telling Amanda about earlier.
Amanda interrupts with he now has a Vegas gig.
The faces she makes are so bizarre. She needs to go off these anti-depressants. They’re making her so weird.
Last summer she seemed chill and cool on them, this year I don’t know what in the fuck this is.
Lindsay’s looking to start a ruckus and asks him if he discussed Vegas with Amanda.
And apparently, not really. He was going to though. He hasn’t officially signed anything yet.
I’m sure he was procrastinating that conversation.
It’s so bizarre to be talking about Amanda as if she’s not even there. It’s like what you do with small children or incompetent people. So maybe it does make sense.
Ciara butts in as usual.
Lindsay giving marital or relationship advice is sending me into the next galaxy.
Kyle gets fired up at the starting a family topic. Amanda doesn’t even want to have a kid, and isn’t apable of caring for a baby, which she admits.
So, why are we arguing about the DJing, if that’s the number one concern? That it’s not a family-oriented career?? They don’t have a family. Amanda could go with him when he travels.
Amanda quickly wants that to move past that subject, because she knows it’s not the issue, and it isn’t Kyle’s fault that she’s too lazy to have a baby.
Kyle also points out how she contributes nothing to the relationship nor household. Amanda tries to shut that down too.
She only okayed this ambush of Kyle when HE looked bad. Now that he has two points that prove she sucks, she wants to do it in private.
Kyle whispers ‘fuck you’ to her which I think may have to do with him knowing about West.
West brazenly moves his chair to sit beside her after they successfully get Kyle all cranked up.
It’s weird that Amanda points out she’s not even chiming in. It’s about YOU and YOUR marriage, but you just want to sit there smirking and making reject faces??
So fucked up when West tells Kyle to talk to Lindsay and stop looking at his fucking wife. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Lindsay keeps throwing around the terms, ‘team’ ‘partnership’ and ‘family.’ Kyle points out that she pulls no weight whatsoever, so there is no team or partnership.
I really think this group has no idea what Kyle deals with trying to keep his business afloat, and taking care of his toddler wife who does NOTHING all day long.
This gets taken outside when Kyle officially melts down as everyone wanted. Carl follows him. Seems like a scuffle is about to go down.
Sorry but I can’t fathom these two actually in a fight.
