Sai and Daisy meet at ‘The Real Real’ consignment shop for some bougie second hand shopping.
Daisy just whips off her shirt with the store employees looking at her like she’s nuts. I guess she really wanted the BRAvoverse to see her bra.
What I found kind of interesting about this scene is while shopping scenes are pretty common, you rarely hear then discussing prices.
For whatever reason, every time Daisy looked at something, Sai asked “how much is THAT?”
It was so weird. At least Daisy’s husband has a job.
Speaking of which, this made me laugh. Where was this “big juicy guy” she was referring to? I thought she was going to make a joke and say, “and then I saw Eugene.”
But she was serious. He seems like an okay guy so far but not sure about the ‘big juicy buff’ part.
She then proceeds to call him boring so we’ll see how this goes. Sai seemed shocked that he was accompanying her to the Chinese New Year celebration.
The party gets going. We meet another new Housewife, who IS an actual Housewife. For the time being anyway.
Even though she’s married to this gazzillionaire, she rents a dress for the event.
Jessel claims in her yap that’s something that SHE would never ever do. Okay never say never Jessel, your husband doesn’t have a job and doesn’t seem to be looking for one either. Maybe you should look into it.
I feel like Sai, the poser, thinks she’s a lot more fab that she actually is. Her walking down the street into the venue is laughable. Does she think she’s on a runway?? Does she think she’s attractive? All five feet of her? No shade I’m short too, but like stop acting like you’re an actual model. STOP.
What exactly is she looking at? What an idiot.
Hailey brought one of her lady friends as a date.
Erin arrives who Jessel is mad at, but still invited her so they could argue.
Fashion Police moment: Erin’s dress is NOT it. It’s so wrinkled and it has one of those awkward fits at the top where she keeps screwing around with it. It looks uncomfortable, and not it’s not that cute.
Is Jessel seriously mad Erin mentioned her IVF issues from getting pregnant with her twins that are now like four or five?
She’s also in also in trouble for blabbing about Sai and David splitting up to Hailey.
Erin is clearly the sacrificial lamb of the season. She should be used to this. Wasn’t she here before when psychotic Ubah flew into a fit of extreme rage over Erin confiscating her cell phone briefly as a ‘prank.’
Remember Jessel was helping her look for it. Jessel texted Erin asking if she had seen it, and Erin dropped all of these hints that she had it. Jessel and Ubah were too fucking dumb to figure it out. That was the most insane part of it.
Lesson learned. Don’t play a prank on someone with the intelligence of an ant.
By the way, did you know Ubah and Chanel Ayan from Dubai are first cousins? I had no idea. I stumbled on that when I just wanted to make sure I spelled Ubah’s name right. Who knew.
Hailey says she was stoned (and drinking wine) the day that Erin was over, wasn’t even paying any attention and doesn’t recall the ‘context’ of anything that was told to her.
So I guess this Eugene guy is ‘buff’ after all. Apparently he’s a body builder. Sorry Eugene.
Jessel makes a speech.
I feel like ‘obsessed’ is a word we need to retire.
She makes some bizarre dig at Erin for ‘talking about her.’
They then convene to discuss the pissy statement.
Okay so on that stupid Ultimate Girls Trip which I HATE and can’t watch, I’ve tried, people told her Erin gossiped about her to the others.
Erin admits she thinks Jessel is ‘inauthentic.’ Sounds like she needs the book.
She kind of is. But so is Sai. That’s been 100% proven, and she seems okay with her.
But she was with a bunch of Housewives! Of course she talked shit! That’s what they do.
She’s kind of right.
Sai now bitches at her for the ‘hard time’ thing she told Hailey.
Erin scoffs at Jessel and Sai suddenly being besties.
We are all scoffing at that pretty much.
Jessel kicks Erin out. She finds Tom Hanks, and they leave.
