Gina is throwing a 50th birthday party for Emily, even though her birthday was a month ago. The theme, like on Summer House when Kyle turned whatever, is dress as an elderly person.
I don’t know who comes up with these ideas, if it’s Bravo or the
cast, but this should be the last ‘dressing as a senior’ party for a while.
This Heather verses Tamra thing is already a snoozefest.
Jenn claims she had NO intention of causing friction between Heather and Tamra.
She just thought she’d tell Tamra that Heather was talking shit on her to lighten the mood.
Now she wants to ‘fix it.’ Okay firefighter that started the fire. You sound so dumb right now.
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Emily and Shane are doing yet another pod. This one about husbands and wives killing each other.
Can we stop saying ‘unalive’ at some point? I assume that got started because ‘kill’ was getting flagged on social media? Which means you don’t need to say ‘unalive’ on TV, Emily. You’re allowed to say it. It’s not as if that word sounds any better than kill.
I fear Emily is losing brain cells being a Housewife for so long and hanging around these brain ‘unalive’ bitches. See how dumb it is?
I wonder if this new one will be on Tamra’s ‘feed’ too, so that Emily will have to grovel to her in gratitude.
Shane looks very ‘unthrilled’ to be doing this photo shoot with Emily.
She complains to Shane about Tamra’s weird desperate complaint that Emily ‘owes’ her.
I’m honestly so sick of hearing about the Bravolebs’ fucking podcasts.
Shane wants her to send Tamra a thank you card. I’m assuming he was kidding. That actually would be funny.
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I hate Southern Californians. “It’s so chilly out…”
STFU. It’s FEBRUARY; you’re not even wearing a coat, and you’re dining outdoors!
I hate that I sometimes like Heather, and think she makes sense. She might be a pretentious snob that walks with a stick up her ass, but she is really calm and intelligent. Two very good qualities.
Tamra repeats back what Jenn said, in a nutshell, that Heather tends to talk shit on her when she’s not around.
I do think her “putting friends in separate boxes” thing was a little strange.
But I liked how she pointed out that you can still be friends with someone that you don’t like every single thing about. She does have some good common sense points frequently, which unfortunately falls flat with this crowd of dumb asses.
So she explains all of this to Tamra, and Tamra seems to buy it. They flash on Jenn basically interrogating Heather about all things Tamra Judge.
Jenn was being rather obvious that she was looking for some shit to stir up. I don’t know why Bravo can’t just let these ladies be themselves and do their own thing, instead of manufacturing asinine arguments.
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Shannon meets up for some designer boutique shopping with new girl Carmella. Shannon is always known to be really nice and welcoming to the newbies. Does she judge a little? Maybe. But she hides it, and seems to genuinely want to get to know them.
Carmella fills her in on her marriage and separation, and how she’s never gotten an official divorce.
I feel like Shannon DID know she’s a former Playboy model but pretended that she didn’t.
Carmella name drops some celebs she’s hung out with at The Mansion back in the day. And she was a wrestler. This girl will probably NOT be boring.
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Tamra is on this Heather thing and tells Vickie she thinks Heather downplays their friendship to the others. I don’t know that Heather is a people pleaser as Tamra accuses her. She doesn’t give a fuck what these dumb bitches think.
She wants Vickie’s take on her scolding her for being mean to Emily at the reunion about this ridiculous podcast drama.
I forgot about Vickie’s little snoring bit she does. She rolls it out as soon as Tamra goes into this whining about Emily’s pod, and being in her ‘feed’ and thanks to her, it became successful, and Emily should be kissing her feet.
It was funny how Tamra says “I know” as soon as she starts snoring.
Like she knows it’s fucking inane, but needs to still get it out so she has something to bitch about.
Tamra claims in her yap ‘a lot’ of people are annoyed because they think they’re getting Tamra’s and Teddi’s pod but get Emily’s instead. Due to this very confusing ‘feed’ thing I guess.
Oh Tamra. I so doubt if that’s true. They legit probably got a few messages about it. And how hard is it to click on the right podcast? Get back to your ‘fans’ on all four of the DM’s you got, and explain what they may be doing wrong. OR since you ARE getting compensated for Emily’s podcast, suggest they give it a listen. Her content is not even direct competition to Tamra’s. Is she stupid or something??
At any rate, Tamra is being petty and needs something to bitch about, and needs Emily to be more grateful, and stop claiming being on Tamra’s feed did not help her.
Oh my God.
After Tamra finishes her tirade, Vickie refers to the whole entire discussion as ‘Charlie Brown talk.’
This was the wrong bitch for her to have this convo with. Vickie doesn’t give A fuck about her stupid podcast. Vickie has a legit business. And a home in Mexico. That’s all she cares about.
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WOW – Did we see Carmella’s house? Is that Playboy money or NFL money?
And in case you missed it, her son skipped track. Whatever. That house is ridiculous. Shannon is going to be mad.
She’s from Ohio like Emily. Maybe they can bond over that. Or not. I doubt Emily is going to want to be friendly with her.
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Emily’s belated party is getting underway. I’m glad they didn’t try to fake surprise her. She gets to be her hot skinny self, and didn’t have to ‘dress up.’ I actually do like her better when she’s thin. She’s in a much better mood and not screaming at everyone like a psycho.
This is a shot from last season in case you’re not sure what I mean, or doubt that I’m correct. I am correct. By the way, she was yelling at Katie, over that stupid babysitting drama with Katie’s daughter.
Tamra’s pissed that the other ladies didn’t do anything to their faces to make them look older.
Ok TamTam, it ain’t that serious. Go wash your wrinkles off, if you’re that worried about it.
Shannon looks like Jackie O, as Gina pointed out. Well she said she looks like a Kennedy, so I guess that’s what she meant.
She can’t look like a Kennedy. She’s alive isn’t she? That was crude. But I mean there is some bad zhu zhu goin’ on there. They drop like flies.
Heather is NOT again bragging about the money she spent on that stupid soiree last week. She blames Jenn for ruining the whole entire night.
Carmella arrives and immediately starts getting grilled as to where she lives, what she does, her kids, her ex, her relationship status…
She explains how their kids go back and forth between their two houses in San Diego and Carona Del Mar. Judgy judge Vickie comments how dysfunctional that is for their kids that are “fourth, fifth and sixth graders.”
Not sure where she’s getting that age range. Carmella said they were 3,4,5,6 when she split from her husband. Listening ears, Vickie. They’re in high school now. I’m sure they’re fine splitting their time between the two parents.
For someone whose been divorced twice, Vickie is always so critical about other people’s failed marriages. Did you ever notice that? Like everyone else should have just stuck it out, although she wasn’t willing to do that.
She makes additional disapproving comments in her yap, talking about the cheating boyfriend and how she moves all over the place with four kids.’ I again think she misunderstood. They own three homes. So it’s not that she keeps ‘moving.’ The kids just ‘move around’ between the three houses.
They actually sound like they have a healthy co-parenting relationship. She gets along with the girlfriend, the kids like her, and they spend holidays together as a family unit. Vickie needs to shut it. She already hates her because she’s younger and pretty.
With Emily recently turning 50, her elders talk to her about being in their 50’s and 60’s…
Carmella, poor girl, whose hot AF by the way. Her husband cheated on her, and her boyfriend cheated on her.
I hate to say this. I sound like a broken record, I know, but her guy looks like a fucking asshole. He has that smug, can’t-wait-to-tell-you-you’re-wrong, whatever the male version is of ‘resting bitch face’ is. And he cheated on her. That all goes together. It’s like a package deal or something. Not only do they treat you like shit, but they also cheat on you.
Heather scolds Jenn for her comments to Tamra, and has to get in the commentary yet again about her money that she spent for that stupid party.
Jenn ends up apologizing.
Vickie again says she’s bored with all of this. She knows the drill. She wanted back on the show SO fucking badly. This is what we do. Argue over really excruciatingly petty topics.
“In the spirit of clearing the air” Emily brings up the equally as excruciatingly petty podcast drama.
She explains she made a post that she’s “on her own feed” because iHeart asked her to do that. OMG stop saying ‘feed!!!’
So you would think that would blow up Tamra’s entire issue.
But no. It doesn’t. She’s still mad Emily denied that she was on her fucking ‘feed.’ JFC. How IS Vickie getting through this?
I would say Emily won this one, when she points out that Tamra should he thanking HER, after Tamra stupidly admits that she’s making money off of her. Therefore she should NOT care whether or not she’s thanked. That’s her thank you.
Tamra if you’re still trying to get her to thank YOU, that probably wasn’t the thing ya needed to point out.
Tamra was obviously at a loss. She just bowed her head and seemed to concede that she’s a fucking dumb ass.
I’m impressed she was able to do that.
