Part 1 wrapped up with Ciara trying to convince us she’s this bad ass that NO ONE DARES fuck with, which is laughable. I think she meant she wishes this is how she could be portrayed but she’s been the biggest doormat of men across all of Bravo. Maybe a close second is Scheana on …
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Ciara – still just so very cringy every time she opens her mouth. I don’t know why Andy let her go on so long with these stupid text messages between her and Amanda. They’re so embarrassing for her. We quickly got the gist of it. Amanda was lying her ass off, and Ciara was interrogating …
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So the much-anticipated reunion started off weird. Lindsay and Kyle on the green screen pretending to be just discovering Amanda and West’s post about their relationship. Carl happens to call during this little reenactment or whatever you want to call it, and gives his take on ‘touchy feeley’ clues that he had noticed. Mia is …
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Kelli complains to her mom and grandmother that her new restaurant already is not doing well. Her ex is doing that thing that the all the Housewife narc ex’s do, where they refuse to allow their kids to be on the show, for no other reason than to be a ginormous pain in the asshole. …
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Here we go, finale time! Picking up at the party. Amanda makes me chuckle at how she tells all of the guys in the house that she loves them, except for her husband. I don’t think she ever loved Kyle. She looked at him as a sugar daddy/meal ticket. We are talking their relationship to …
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Picking up with Ciara following West to the front landing not really a porch. Jesse joins. West comments how it feels so 2023. Ciara jumps all over that shit, stating “we’re so back.” Well that was awkward. West is like ‘yeah no we so ARE not.’ I like how he responds “I appreciate it” to …
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Picking up from last week. Kyle officially went bananas after Lindsay earned her check and got him riled up for no reason whatsoever. He did his running outside thing, as he tends to do when he’s having a hissy. I get his frustration though. It’s excruciatingly difficult to stay calm when you’re busting your ass …
