Amanda drops in on Lindsay. Two bottles of Rose in hand. Of course she’s dressed like a slob, and couldn’t be bothered to spend ten minutes getting herself camera-ready. Amanda has to be the only female Bravoleb that consistently films with little to NO makeup, nor her hair touched by an appliance. Is she really …
HERE WE GO. PART 3 AND I NEVER WANT TO HEAR ABOUT AMANDA AND WORST AGAIN. At least until they break up anyway. Other than that, go away and take desperate monotone Ciara with you. So much for it getting easier for Worst and Amanda as Andy starts pushing for a precise timeline. February or …
Summer House – 6/9/26 – Reunion Part 3 – It’s a Dog Eat Dog World Read More »
Part 1 wrapped up with Ciara trying to convince us she’s this bad ass that NO ONE DARES fuck with, which is laughable. I think she meant she wishes this is how she could be portrayed but she’s been the biggest doormat of men across all of Bravo. Maybe a close second is Scheana on …
Summer House – 6/2/26 Reunion Part 2 – Liar Liar Wrinkled Pants on Fire! Read More »
Ciara – still just so very cringy every time she opens her mouth. I don’t know why Andy let her go on so long with these stupid text messages between her and Amanda. They’re so embarrassing for her. We quickly got the gist of it. Amanda was lying her ass off, and Ciara was interrogating …
Summer House – 5/26/26 – Part 1 (2nd part of recap) It’s Like Magic! Read More »
So the much-anticipated reunion started off weird. Lindsay and Kyle on the green screen pretending to be just discovering Amanda and West’s post about their relationship. Carl happens to call during this little reenactment or whatever you want to call it, and gives his take on ‘touchy feeley’ clues that he had noticed. Mia is …
Summer House Reunion Part 1 – 5/26/26 (1st part) Dirty Little Secrets Read More »
Kelli complains to her mom and grandmother that her new restaurant already is not doing well. Her ex is doing that thing that the all the Housewife narc ex’s do, where they refuse to allow their kids to be on the show, for no other reason than to be a ginormous pain in the asshole. …
Real Housewives of Atlanta – 5/24/26 – Reptiles and Reiki Read More »
Here we go, finale time! Picking up at the party. Amanda makes me chuckle at how she tells all of the guys in the house that she loves them, except for her husband. I don’t think she ever loved Kyle. She looked at him as a sugar daddy/meal ticket. We are talking their relationship to …
Summer House Finale – 5/19/26 – Group Hug (Harder) Read More »
