Dinner outing. Heather, Emily and Tamra. Shocker, Heather and Emily show up in head to toe black.
Don’t tell Paige DeSorbo that that New Yorkers are not the only women that like black.
Emily asks her how her birthday was and then Heather says, “Oh I got you a gift!” Of course low-key making Emily feel stupid. So on brand for Heather, and who doesn’t love Emily feeling stupid? I would think if it was just her birthday and you knew that, you would bring a little gift but whatever, maybe she only likes to spend Shane’s family money on herself.
She gives her a monogrammed hair ribbon, is it??
Of course Emily recommends meatballs right from the jump.
Tamra arrives, not in head to toe black, but charcoal and black.
Emily gives her outfit the once over. Think she’s ‘judging’ her extremely short skirt, which is why she makes her greet-hug her while she’s still sitting.
Tamra’s drink order is non-alcoholic. Wonder what that’s about?? Perhaps her humiliating drunken behavior last season, where she purposely guzzled four drinks for liquid courage so she can act as cunty as possible?? Whilst she bitched at Shannon in every single one of their scenes for being an alcoholic. Perhaps her therapist convinced this makes her look like a hypocrite, and stupid?? Oh and autistic. Gotta love Tamra. She has no shame. I guess I’m jealous of people with no self-awareness, because they live in their own world and truly believe they do nothing wrong.
Why does Heather say on queue with this weird grin on her face “you’re super skinny though…” What’s with the ‘though?’ Like okay, Tamra’s been a workout-aholic for years now and has been small? She doesn’t look any smaller than she has, at all. She’s not skinny, she’s in shape. Like what Heather? YOU’RE skinny.
Heather sort of says it like it was this rehearsed line. Thought she was an actress and could deliver a rehearsed line like it’s natural and believable? Like actresses are supposed to be able to do?
I’m assuming that weird comment was the gateway for her to discuss her ‘stress’ over her therapy sessions. Something tells me her appetite is not affected at all.
She’s getting ‘soft’ she says. Okay again, therapy just like pregnancy, does not alter your personality. Bravo viewers again get taken for idiots. Truthfully a lot of them are, I’m on the FaceBook chats, so I know.
They immediately discuss Katie. Katie IS aware she was invited back to be the sacrificial lamb right??
Like everyone expect Shannon of course, who typically doesn’t participate in Housewife gang-ups, (say what you want about her but she doesn’t, and that’s admirable, and if you don’t admire that maybe you should reevaluate) is ganging up on her and has a problem with something she or her daughter said or did. Which is nothing any worse than any of these ho’s have done to each other. Katie needs to say that. Like Tamra, really? You’re going to sit here with your new horse teeth and act like the moral police? Please.
I did hear this about Tamra supposedly running undercover accounts and leaking info, and you know what, I did believe it. Here she is vehemently denying it, (of course) and doing the Lisa Barlow ‘you’ll hear from my attorney’ thing.
Tamra does care A LOT about what is said about her online. I think she reads comments regularly, and blocks Housewife viewers that talk shit on her.
Katie claims bloggers are calling her, but Tamra insists she knows Katie reached out first. Again, Tamra we don’t care. Look at how you treated your ‘good friend’ Jenn last season, AND Shannon. Tamra, you’re not her friend, so if she gave info about you to the gossip sites, we don’t care. We don’t.
Is this really your life? Fake autism, (who the hell fakes autism for fucks sake) and
picking on Katie for talking about you? OHHHHHKay. I wish Eddie would start putting out already.
I love her diagnosis of Katie, needing ‘love’ that’s why she’s talking to people. In all honestly, yeah, perhaps she likes the attention.
Sounds like there were issues with her adoptive upbringing, as an Asian in a white household, and sounds like her first marriage with the father of three of her kids was abusive, I get that, believe you-me I GET THAT. So yeah, I can see her liking the fact that she seemed important, and people wanted to talk to her.
I’m actually impressed with Tamra (perhaps therapy IS helping) for acknowledging that Katie does not seem to be doing this maliciously.
Apparently even though she and Jenn are friends, Jenn referred to her as a con artist, however doesn’t recall saying it.
Housewives and their bad memories. I feel like if you used the phrase, con artist about someone, you would certainly remember that.
I think Katie just doesn’t want to admit she was talking to gossip sites.
Whatever, I’m annoyed with this already.
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So when Gina set up a meeting with Katie, she didn’t tell her she was bringing the Big Mean Angry Bitter Chick. That’s fucking rude. It is.
Emily exploits her child yet again, sharing with the globe that he has autism (Looks like Tamra has company!) and using that as an excuse for being so fucking extra about all of this babysitter drama.
You would think an autism diagnosis of your kid would make you realize this idiocy about Heather and Katie’s daughter is kind of —- I don’t know — insignificant and asinine?? Am I nuts?
But nope, not in Housewife world. In Housewife world we use it as an excuse to verbally berate someone in front of a million people.
Emily is such a fucking joke. And so is Gina to be honest.
Gina immediately starts talking on behalf of Big Emily, who starts fiddling with her weave, who is fucking sitting RIGHT THERE and is more than capable of speaking for herself.
I see Gina is sticking with the 90’s Valley Girl cadence. I do think it comes and goes. Perhaps when she’s acting like she’s still in high school it comes out.
Gina tells her that Jenn called her a con artist. She doesn’t believe it.
So the ex-nanny gets brought up and Katie addresses Emily and points out she approached her first.
Where’s this woman? Why isn’t she talking right now and verifying that Kylie was correct?
Katie says in retrospect perhaps she shouldn’t have spoken to this woman however she was pissed off about the shit Emily dug up and shared at the reunion about not having custody of her older kids (after leaving an abusive relationship and having nothing) for a brief period, and accused her of either not giving a fuck about her kids and signing off on them, or being an unfit parent.
Neither of which were true, so maybe do your homework fucking ‘attorney.’ Jesus her brain is turning to mush from lack of use.
God I can’t stand this woman.
Ya know Big Fat Emily, I kind of think that’s grounds for a little retaliation. Like come on woman. Suck it the fuck up.
“It’s not an excuse!!” she screams. Yeah actually it is a good fucking ‘excuse’ you loud mouth gold-digging ugly chubby bitch.
She screams she had to deal with ‘people’ coming after her husband and her marriage!! What the fuck is she TALKING about?? You mean people pointing out what a little bitch Shane was acting like, when he was indeed acting like a little bitch?
This lady has an obsession with analyzing and digging up dirt on new Housewives in an effort to humiliate them at the reunions. She did it to Noella too. And she’s comparing that to ‘people’ bitching about Shane six years ago? Is she talking about viewers or the other ladies? Who knows. Is she okay? Does she need some tacos or some fucking wings or what? Jesus she’s annoying.
Someone shove some sort of fatty meat in her pie hole to shut her up PAHLEASE.
Remember last season when that lady asked her what kind of scent she preferred (as in perfumes) and she said fucking TACOS?? Fucking idiot.
And the way she, Gina and Heather ganged up on Shannon three or four seasons ago for NO reason? Is this broad for real?? Is she seriously sitting here having this tantrum right now?
She is screaming and bellowing, and Katie can’t even speak. Like am I insane? What she said and did at that reunion was despicable.
“I have boundaries and YOU don’t!!”
What the literal fuck?
You dug up her very traumatic past of leaving an abusive man, and threw it into her fucking face in front of a million viewers when she briefly had no where to live?? Ten years ago??
I can’t with this lady. Does she even know the meaning of the word boundary?
Like dude your kid just got a diagnosis of autism and an eating disorder and THIS is what you’re worried about? Fucking Heather DuBrow knowing you were talking about her??
Katie does manage to get in me saying your child called someone ‘mean’ and you bringing up my custody battle, that’s not equal;
You’re fucking right Katie. You’re fucking right. And Emily knows it, and her chubby smug face shows it.
I cannot stand this woman. I like how Katie is calm and Emily is acting like a fucking angry gorilla. It kind of shows who’s more in the wrong.
Katie is also right that the ‘pact’ they made during filming about dropping it AND not talking about children was broken by Emily because the reunion was AFTER FILMING. FUCKING DUH EMILY. YOU’RE SUCH A DICK.
“What I said I did to your face.”
Ummm okay, Tacos???
That’s your fucking flex? And your claim of self-righteousness, that you humiliated her TO HER FACE at the reunion about a traumatic time in her life??
WOW good job Emily!! GOOD JOB!!
I can’t.
Even her ride or die BFF Gina knows Katie is right and suggests she apologize for doing that and said that wasn’t correct either. Emily delivers a pathetic and insincere apology and barely gets the word sorry out of her hole. I wish Katie wouldn’t have acted so receptive because it was a suck ass apology.
So riddle me this, Gina if you know that was fucking shitty of Emily to do, then why are you sitting here right now defending her and being her fucking lackey?
Emily’s nerve knows no boundaries. Now she tells Katie she appreciates the apology but doesn’t have any trust in her.
Wow. Just wow. Does she not watch herself and try to do better when cameras are picked up again? Guess not.
Katie tries to hug her good-bye, not sure why, and Emily refuses it.
Emily was IN THE WRONG HERE. She hates herself, so she deflects projects and tries to make women she’s jealous of feel sad and insecure. PERIOD. It’s disgusting and reminds me of someone I know. LIES. CAN’T APOLOGIZE, INSECURE, ENTITLED, UGLY.
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They’re off on an excursion. Shannon is hosting a ‘healing’ event where Oprah and other celebs sometimes attend. If you really want to call Oprah a ‘celeb.’ I don’t really.
Kelli Dodd is NOT invited.
OMG Tamra in her yap, crying about Shannon. Girl just stop. Tamra is just so ridiculous, she’s humorous. Emily legit makes me fucking angry.
She calls Shannon ‘heartless’ to Eddie, and Eddie the forever enabler, tells Tamra Shannon is not a real friend.
But Tamra is Eddie?? Right?? My God.
This poor guy. Blink twice if you’re in danger. He sounds so robotic.
I like how Shannon says you can’t ‘put a price’ on this ‘Golden Door’ facility, then proceeds to dictate the price. I love Shannon. Other than her DUI, she does no wrong in my eyes.
Gina forever the ditzy one, seems surprised the door is golden.
Tamra arrives pretending to be distraught over Teddi’s illness. I have a hard time buying that one too, and I really hate to say that, but her sadness seems forced to me. It just does.
Emily made a list of shit Katie lied about. Okay Emily. Maybe pay attention to very clear signs of autism in your child, that any idiot knows about, instead of doing this.
Katie and Jenn arrive and it’s awkward as they were all just talking about Katie.
Shannon pretends she thinks this trip will be positive and healing for all when we know they’re just going to bicker and argue about leaks gossip blogs, podcasts and shit from last season.
They splits into two groups. Emily won’t shut her face, and starts dancing and performing, and has to be the center of attention with this dude who tries to ignore her. Clearly she’s getting no attention at home.
People pay $12,000 for this?? To do weird yoga and bang on drums?
Jenn gets asked about seeing Tamra and mistakes ‘tirade’ for ‘tyrant.’ I need to start keeping a list of Housewives misusing words and expressions.
Emily must have just discovered the word ‘boundary.’ She goes into pretending she’s an attorney when discussing Tamra and Jenn’s cease and desist situation.
They reconvene for lunch. Katie announces she wants to host a lunch for the ladies.
There are a lot of faces that are made.
I don’t know what this shit is that Emily is doing. Does she have chicken wing in her teeth? Is she trying to be Austin Powers? What?
Gina tells her she feels like she’s trying to hurt all of them. “Ya gotta stop with the bloggers” Heather chimes in.
Jenn still maintains she does not recall referring to her as a con artist. She probably never even heard that phrase before people started pointing out that’s what Ryan most likely is, a man with no job that lives like he does.
Katie thinks that all of these gossip site and podcast people are her friends. I guess that is a little sad and naive. Like she doesn’t get they are using her for info?
I knew it wouldn’t be long until Emily opened her taco hole and here we are, claiming she is getting an attorney to sue the ex-nanny for defamation and invasion of privacy.
I hope Katie claps back with the invasion of privacy that Emily exuded by putting on blast a dark time in her past??
Shannon says she’s uncomfortable with them all ganging up on her.
Tamra brings up her grievance over being accused of leaking info or whatever the hell.
Katie claims sh e could possible have proof on her phone but hasn’t g otten around to looking yet, and here in the woods she has no service.
What is in her phone that would prove the gossip bloggers contacted her and not the other way around? If she contacted someone, she could easily delete it.
Gina keeps ranting and whining “why doesn’t she pull it up?” AGAIN ding-dong she doesn’t have service in the woods. You might if you have a different carrier. I have Verizon and can’t get a signal for shit when other people can.
I mean she’s showing her phone that she doesn’t have Wifi. What the fuck does Gina want?
She does look a little defeated to be honest, but whatever I don’t care what she did to these bitches, they deserve it. And wish she’d say that.
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