Hayleigh is all ticked at flaky Max for not shutting his yap while she was trying to do the ropes.
Guests depart. Let’s hope Mecca pays more attention to her husband when they get home. Unless he’s an asshole, then fine just ignore him, but I feel like if he was an asshole, he would have been wigging out that he was being ignored.
My ex – holy shit – don’t ignore him!! Don’t even!!! Do not sit be in his presence without sitting on his lap, feeding him grapes, and telling him he’s handsome. If he were this dude he would have ripped this boat apart having hissy fits. NO ONE would have had a good time.
I’m sure t’s very normal for a grown ass man to constantly cry like a susie that he’s not getting attention.
I don’t think Mecca had to call out Jack on the stupid vegan dinners. Vegans need to realize they’re most likely going to be disappointed, if they’re not going to be somewhere that vegan meals are not a specialty.
These tips are banging so far. I think based on something that I read recently, these guests are getting extreme ncut rates on these charters to agree to be filmed. They should be, leaving amazing tips.
Tumi amd Nat start to interact at dinner, and who knew, thy seem to have a lot in common. I do think that’s a thing. People that are too much alike sometimes butt heads.
Night out and hot tub antics ensue. Tumi and Nat again realize they’re soul sisters, and have similar work ethics. In an Energizer Bunny kind of way.
I don’t get her constant not wanting to ‘hurt her boyfriend’ by fooling around with Luka. The dude openly bangs other chicks, and wants this ‘open relationship.’ I think he’s good.
Sounds like someone I know, except this guy has the balls to be honest.
Clearly Kyle is literally here just to be a ‘tea queen.’ Because he’s a shit stew as we all witnessed last season.
Nat and Tumi make up, but Kyle claims that he’s pissed about Nat disclosing to Sandy about him texting with Tumi.
Weaponizing, was done to him he whines. This term is right up there with gas lighting and triggered. Over it. There was no fucking weaponizing Kylie, she merely voiced how she was disappointed that that you two would be gossiping about her via text.
That makes for a hostile and uncomfortable work environment. So there. Deal with it, I’m using old school, non-trendy adjectives like ‘hostile and uncomfortable.’ I’m such a rebel.
I appreciate Lara’s great work ethic and all, but she needs to calm down. And stop being such a suck-up.
Not Roy Orbison Jr and clan again. That dude is kind of a mess. And they bring their young kids. I just don’t get bringing little kids on yacht charters. It seems like not a lot for them to do.
For a little extra entertainment, they’re bringing along a Jackass dude.
Nat gets deemed ‘boat nanny’ to the to the Roy Orbison crew. Guess they can’t afford their own nanny.
Jess has a sore throat and gurgly stomach, and goes to the emergency room.
Lara is officially Lead Deckhand. So let’s see how messy this gets. I foresee it having the typical results, especially being a girl, with a guy under her. The dude suddenly gets all pissy and weird about it, because you know, dudes are four year old’s trapped in an adult body.
Lara seems initially worried when Luka summons her alone, to let her know she’s now Lead Deckhand. He approaches her as if she’s done something wrong. It was weird.
Max bitches about Lara’s new title in his yap, and jokes about it going to her head.
I mean, doesn’t it always? It’s like the drill. Hello? Malia, Jake, Izzy…
I think this kid has severe ADHD, or like no attention span. He reminds me of a tall four year old. He’s constantly swinging or climbing on something.
I don’t know if I would take a little kid on a jet ski.
There’s chaos getting the tender back on the boat while they’re having dinner. I have no idea what they’re even doing. It’s reminding me of Titanic.
Nat needs to lose this fucking skeevy dude. “Dipping the doodle with five frickin’ bitches at once.” So far, it doesn’t seem like she’s letting this loser affect her job.
I mean, gross. Dipping the doodle with two frickin’ bitches at once is also skeevy and gross. Especially when you’re at a certain age where it’s not cute anymore.
The baby is named ‘Love.’ I’m just sayin’.
Did Jess pull a Kyle and just want off the boat?
Sandy does her ‘mentoring’ thing with Luka, letting him steer the boat. I see her as a lot less creepy and bizarre this season. They don’t want to have to skip another reunion. Then it will really get questioned. I think it should have been questioned more last time, but people tend to just nod like zombies and believe everything they’re told.
The excuse used that Alissa divulged something on Insta was complete fucking bullshit that NO ONE should have bought. The crew always shit talks after filming wraps. They are under no obligation whatsoever to keep quiet until the reunion is over. And what they claimed she said was so fucking detrimental to the reunion made NO SENSE. Like, COME ON PEOPLE. It was due to Captian Creepy’s horrible tyrannical management and creeping on the chicks.
I think Rachel is still traumatized. I’m still traumatized watching it. She’s creeping on Luka, a LITTLE bit with the love bombing. I think she’s trying to control herself. She does love the best looking crew members.
Lara and Frenchy again argue as they’re trying to anchor. How much time are we giving him?
