Erika is still playing the Miss Congeniality act I see. She meets Boz for dinner.
She complains about Tom calling her. I mean, the nerve. My theory of why she won’t take his calls is that she feels guilty due to her spending addictions which lead to his desperation, and she doesn’t want to deal with it.
Not sure what his mind state is like these days, but if it’s still good and I suspect it is, he knows this and may be trying to communicate this to her. Woman, it takes two.
If his mind state is bad and he’s crying to her that he’s in jail and sad and lonely she certainly doesn’t want to listen to that.
She says in her yap “his story is over, and mine is still ongoing.” Girl what? Not sure if she means she’s still dealing with all of this pesky stolen money she spent, (as she should be) or that this isn’t her fucking problem. Probably the latter. You know damned full well she’s so mad he didn’t die yet. I think she feels all of her problems magically disappear when he dies.
Pretty sure she has a court date with the bankruptcy trustee in January, since she benefited from all of these stolen funds so she’s therefore liable. As she should be.
According to the web:
“Erika Jayne (Girardi) faces a major $25 million fraud trial scheduled for February 2026, stemming from her ex-husband Tom Girardi‘s bankruptcy, alleging she received misappropriated client funds. While the main trial is in February, she has a final pre-trial hearingin federal court on January 28, 2026, for this case, and also deals with other related lawsuits, like one by designer Marco Morante(Marco Marco), with ongoing mediation and appeals impacting proceedings.”
Why aren’t you asking about this, Boz??? Come on. Don’t be a pussy. Didn’t think you tolerated this kind of bull shit. Instead she asks about Erika’s ‘love life.’ Okay so her love life is nothing but a revolving door of dudes that come to bang her and leave. Maybe they leave money on the dresser, but probably not. No one wants to date her. The universe knows she’s a money grubbing gold digger. Period.
In case you’re wondering what much younger Bravoleb she hooked up with, it’s none other than Jesse Solomon after they were on WWHL in May. That is SO predictable.
They gossip about Sutton and the Avi thing and are laser focused on the fact that she has ‘no friends’ now since no more Garcelle.
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So we have the ongoing Sutton vs Dorit still happening. In my opinion it was enough last year. I’m over it, I’ve moved on, and I think most viewers have.
Kyle is hosting a summer party thing. They chat while getting ready and Kyle pretends to be friendly with her. Because that’s what Kyle does. Plays pretend. And that’s why Mario flew the coupe. In my opinion.
Snake Erika arrives first dressed as you would expect. Stupid. I caught Kyle’s ‘assistant/friend’ giving her some serious side-eye. Because her outfit is stupid or because she’s a complete degenerate.
Seems like a lot missed the ‘sundress’ memo. Dorit arrives dress in I don’t even know what.
I’m surprised Boz is still with Keely, but here we are. I hope she’s still not trying to have a baby at 50. I don’t know why she drug this dude along. It seems like a very girly type event. They’re making flower crowns for fucks sake.
Racist and fake-ass Kyle pretends she wants to ‘get to know’ Boz. Please.
Dorit immediately looks away when Rachel Zoe is mentioned. Girlfriend is already intimidated. She makes snarky commentary about Sutton.
Sutton arrives. Dorit immediately brings up ‘the annulment’ with her. Boz rubs in her face about Avi, Garcelle and “now you’re an empty nester.” Not sure what that has to do with it, but I assume the were instructed by Bravo to poke at her until she flips out.
Sutton still pleads ignorance when it comes to Garcelle ending their friendship and all ties with her.
Was she like blacked out at the reunion or what?
Racist Dorito wastes to time blaming the black chick.
No Ranch Doritos, Garcelle was an actual friend to Sutton and got pissed off when it wasn’t reciprocated. If someone looked at it as an ‘alliance’ I would say that’s Sutton. I mean WTF Dorit? Shut up. Sit your racist ass down.
Kyle looks smug as usual. I think with all of her botox her face is frozen with that smirky smug expression.
Boz tells Sutton she thought that Sutton let her out to dry.
So these ladies not really comprehend that they treated Garcelle differently??
Kyle continues to thrash her head around making various smug faces.
I guess what I would say about Rachel’s outfit she arrives in, first of all she has to be hot. It’s already been commented how hot it is. And for me it’s poor taste fashion-wise to look like you did too much. She’s completely overdressed and over accessorized, and she should know better.
Kathy is dressed normal, as is everyone else except Erika who is wearing rainbow PJ’s.
Erika must be intimidated and nervous meeting Rachel, because she says to her “I’m Rachel.” Yeah Erika, you fucking WISH. That was funny. Dumb ass. She quickly walks away. Yeah Erika, SKEDADDLE. If you’re worried that she’s judging your lying looting shysty snake ass, she is.
I would be super annoyed here about sitting on the ground. 6’4” Boz looks extremely uncomfortable. Like seriously Kyle, we’re here in this bougie ass 10 million dollar mansion in So Cal and we’re all in gowns, and sitting on the fucking ground?? That’s what I would be saying. I wasn’t invited though.
I don’t know what Boz did with poor Keely. I guess he’s sitting in the house by himself.
They grill Rachel about her divorce and she pretty much repeats what she’s been saying throughout the episode. It’s actually the same old story. It’s the tale as old as time. I don’t know why they’re hanging on ever word as if it’s exciting or interesting. Especially since Kyle and Doritos are currently going through the exact same thing.
I noticed instead of the mouth open thing Kyle always does when someone else speaks, she’s traded that in for this weird pucker thing. She’s trying to you know, have a ‘range.’
Who cares what the hell Doritos told her kids about PK. Regardless of what she’s told them, I’m sure they’ve fucking figured out it the past year that they hate each other and that their dad isn’t LIVING WITH THEM.
Rachel tells them that someone tried to set her up with Mario. That’s kind of funny. You can tell it bothers Kyle a lot.
Seems like Kyle is finally really owning and admitting to the demise of her marriage. She’s even sort of trying to joke around about it, but she’s gritting her teeth.
Kyle feels awkward about being asked if she’s dating because you know, she wants to date women, and still doesn’t want to say that.
Dorit is ALL FOR going out with Rachel ‘three nights a week.’
Kyle who has four daughters pretends she doesn’t know what a ‘hot girl summer’ is.
