While the girls are in Vegas, Mario and PK had little boys’ dinner date and discussed how both of them are on the brink of divorce. They each call their husbands separately. Something is off with both couples. You can tell what’s fake and what’s not. They’re actually trying to fake that everything is fine, …
So have you all heard by now that St. Jack Barlow has seemingly ditched his Mormon mission to brainwash abroad, and has been spotted recently in the sandy and sunny OC. Lisa is citing ‘visa’ troubles. Hmmm. I call BS on that. I say, he got out there, and was like yeah no fucking way! …
So we ended last week with, not only Bravo, but the Universe telling Captain Creepo to stop being a creepy sinister old fuck, which she has been, I give her that. Maybe this was a friendly reminder, or punishment for her disgusting behavior last BD season when she stepped in for Lee. Captain Lee got …
New tag lines are dumb as fuck. Would anyone even miss them if they did away with them altogether? Or just used the same one? Karen talking about being ridden, Gizelle using her daughters’ names, Ashley claiming she’s not a gold digger?? Speaking of witch, new homeowner Ashley shops for plants with her mom. “That …
Madison narrating, why just why? I think I complain every week. She’s not even in most of the episodes. Which is fine, I’m not complaining about that, at all. When she is, she’s chilling with Hudson and her new brainwashed dude, which is also fine, but it does seem like she just realized she has …
Ladies arrived in Vegas. Missed last week’s recap because I was in Vegas! So what’s on the table, at the breakfast table, is why doesn’t Sutton ever have 2nd dates? Well she comes off as a fuddy duddy, #1, however despite that, I think she’s in a constant state of ‘buzzing.’ Backgammon? Is that a …
Monica and Angie meet up in a girlie little Pink cafe that I love. I could spend all day there. Angie presents her with a book about something that I don’t know.I wasn’t paying attention. Monica is sad, as they start discussing the Shawn being gay thing, and how she didn’t say he was good …
