Multi-course dinner with the captain continues. I hate to say ‘killin’ it’ because that reminds me of Captain Creepy, but he IS killin’ it. Let’s see if Solene still has her cold sores/pimples/herpes blisters by her mouth or if production still has her covering them up. Jess regrets fucking around with Barbara’s feelings. And fucking …
Gina’s having a housewarming. I assume she and Travis purchased this house. She’s a realtor. That’s pretty embarrassing to rent. Gina’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Tacos is so fucking materialistic and shallow. Yes we know Emily, you think it’s the greatest thing ever that she was able to be a larger home. …
Real Housewives of OC – 8/7/25 – Battle of the Beads Read More »
just realized how Barbara called it with Kelly being the trouble maker because of her lipstick on the preference sheet. She refers to it as pink, but that’s not the problem I wear pink lipstick and I’m far from nuts, (sort of) but it’s more of a trailer parky frosted pink. I would have also …
Katie/Shannon convo is over with Shannon not willing to move on. Apparently from what I was able to look up, it is considered ‘illegal’ to record someone with your phone unknowingly in California. Doesn’t seem like something that should be illegal. Emily is smirking and eating, and so happy about this. But when is she …
Real Housewives of OC – 7/31/25 – Hair of the Dog Read More »
So this one is a doozie! Finally some guest drama. But rest assured, still plenty of Solene sucking on everyone’s tongue and slobbering all over everyone like a fucking animal. Jess accuses Barbara of being awkward after they have their interaction. Kyle tells Solene he’s done dealing with her. She looks like no one’s ever …
Below Deck – 7/28/25 – Boys in Blue on the Ocean Blue Read More »
This Part 3 ‘could’ve been an email.’ The only thing that came close to be interesting oroany type of tea is this feud between Porsha’s and Shamea’s moms. Porsha tries to sell that it began when they were both in the child care industry and Porsha’s mom closed her facility location, as it went into …
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 3 – 7/27/25- Your Mama! Read More »
I haven’t made fun of the tag lines at all yet. Actually I don’t think I’ve even heard them yet since I usually turn it on when they’re over. Yeah they’re dumb. I’d like to see Emily making and/or retrieving someone a fucking espresso martini. She probably can’t even make a glass of water. These …
Real Housewives of OC – 7/24/25 – It’s (Not) Your Birthday! Read More »
