Whitney’s opening convo with Justin sounds rehearsed. Whitney voice: “One of my favorite things I like to do with friends and people I love is share wine and eat good food, and bring peace back to the world.” Justin pretends to be interested as she complains about the last event and the typical Housewife explosions

Picking up with Lisa’s luncheon displaying gigantic poster boards of her legal troubles with the word ‘dismissed’ plastered across them. Think Whitney stuck a nerve when she asked if they were dismissed simply because she paid what she owed, (which is admitting they were legit) and that’s why Lisa flipped her shit. Because Whitney was

There has to be another word for the way Lisa talks. Pretentious just doesn’t touch it. Literally what is wrong with her? All of this name dropping whilst acting like she’s too important to name drop? Remember people that are important don’t need to tell you that they’re important. People that are smart don’t have

What in the Blair Witch Project is going on here? So are we to assume all of this drama and chaos took place overnight? Are they going to open every episode with this spectacle I wonder. I’m curious what actual month it is. Maybe it’s late winter/early spring. Heather has bare legs. Heather bitches about

Salt Lake City has the weirdest vibe to it doesn’t it? What was that Blair Witch Project situation going on in the beginning? So Angie is now apparently into RVing around and has decided to undertake this with the other ladies. Mary is already superrrrr cranky. I can’t believe Angie is driving that monstrosity. She’s

Mary M. Cosby has the floor in her Shazam superhero costume. SHAZAM!!!! Andy jokes about last season Mary who was superrrrrrrrrr cranky and would NOT participate in any Housewife activities. This season, a different Mary M. Cosby, as she even became besties with Angie whom she despised last season (as she drifted from Meredith for