The Salty Salt Lake Girlies take off on their little day cruise with Mrs Roper still all cranked up. She insists that the head pour was to “lighten the mood.” Okay girl, let’s file that under ‘Things Passive Aggressive People Say.’ That is such a classic go-to excuse that passive aggressive offenders say when justifying

Jen Shah, I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t give two goddamned fucks about her ‘depression’ that she’s dealt with “all her life.” That’s everyone’s go-to when they want pity. If you’re a person that does sketchy shit, cheats, steals, lies etc etc, just play the childhood trauma or ‘mental health’ card. She

Another ski adventure with Whitney, Lisa and Jen. Whitney is forcing the amateur skiers ski down the big girl hill. Whitney snowboards. She doesn’t mess around. Lisa wipes out. Jen wipes out. It’s funny. Hey at least she’s giving it a college try. Not sure how many experiences like this she’s going to be getting

Last week’s highlights, can you not help but chuckle when Justin says “with Whitney being a public figure…” Pretty sure his CEO didn’t refer to her as a ‘public figure.’ That’s not the even the reason, there’s that, and he knows that. Poor Justin. Did you all catch Whitney on WWHL with a horse ass

Poor Jen in a quickie NYC scene casually checking in with Coach as if she’s just on an important business trip or or something. Quickie Meredith and Seth. Those cat eye sunglasses she keeps wearing, that she pulls down her nose, she thinks she looks really slick, she looks really stupid. Lisa: “is my form

Almost don’t even want to recap this Whitney Rose comedy show. That’s what it was, a comedy show, staged as a drama, staged as a reality show. Whitney is blacked out, I think, or Whitney is playing for the cameras. Whitney is fake arguing about an incident in which she and Heather were both shitfaced,