Do we really think anyone is upset that Mary is flying separately?? Angie fills in Shawn that Mr. Potato Head is sending flirty ‘DM’s’ to her brow girl. Her BROW girl. Cannot make this shit up. Shawn pretends to be interested. At least this time he didn’t absently say “that’s great” while swigging his coffee.

I slept on this, and I think I would compare this new season of SLC to some sort of parody, like an o SNL skit, where Housewives in general are being made fun of. These first two episodes have been beyond bizarre and so chaotic. Meredith and “baths are myyyyyyyyyy thing!!” That wacko Bronywn acting

Right off the bat I want to say that Mary is such a nut job. Yeah she can be funny with her dry offensive sense of humor, but she can also just be dry and offensive. I feel like if someone said to me “I had five siblings and we never had enough…” – I

Jesus, what an ominous and dramatic intro. We know how this works by now Bravo, we don’t need a Housewife tutorial. Meredith has yet another AirBNB/rental. I really do wonder why they can’t buy a house. Who on earth in their 50’s wants to live like that? Moving every year? I’m assuming being in the

Monica had claimed that she was never Jen’s paid employee, which is strange to me that she was in charge of her surveillance system in her house, which meant she had access to spy on her. And is this something you would ask a friend to do for you ? Or someone working for you?

The reunion finale starts out with Andy cracking a joke about Meredith giving him the stink eye. I actually think she’s just bored shitless. She really didn’t have much going on this season other than her weird accents and twangs, and Whitney still got third seat. I think they want to knock Whitney down a