Angie plans a mob wife party for her 25th anniversary. That’s weird, but I believe she’s poking fun at Meredith for saying she’s in the Greek mob so good for her for having a sense of humor about it. I don’t know about the legitimacy of their marriage, but 25 years, that’s saying something. I

So tired of talking about stupid Prism and Whitney’s stupid cheap jewelry she’s peddling. Apparently unbeknownst to Bronwyn, (which is a little sus since they’ve been friends for a while, haven’t they?) Lisa knows the family of her daughter’s father. Did I miss that he had died? Then his family has never tried to meet

The Milwaukee trip continues with Laverne and Shirley being heavily referenced. Heather presents monogrammed sweaters to Whitney. Still think they should have gone with Bridesmaids instead of Laverne and Shirley from 100 years ago. Yes, some of Bridesmaids was shot in Milwaukee. I doubt if any of Laverne and Shirley was actually filmed there. So

Do we really think anyone is upset that Mary is flying separately?? Angie fills in Shawn that Mr. Potato Head is sending flirty ‘DM’s’ to her brow girl. Her BROW girl. Cannot make this shit up. Shawn pretends to be interested. At least this time he didn’t absently say “that’s great” while swigging his coffee.

I slept on this, and I think I would compare this new season of SLC to some sort of parody, like an o SNL skit, where Housewives in general are being made fun of. These first two episodes have been beyond bizarre and so chaotic. Meredith and “baths are myyyyyyyyyy thing!!” That wacko Bronywn acting

Right off the bat I want to say that Mary is such a nut job. Yeah she can be funny with her dry offensive sense of humor, but she can also just be dry and offensive. I feel like if someone said to me “I had five siblings and we never had enough…” – I