I’m over Bronwyn and her silly blow-up costumes. It’s time for this lady to grow up. There’s being fun and cool, and not taking yourself too seriously, and then there’s acting like a child.
She acts like a child.
Is this what happens when you’re already an extremely immature adult and then marry a man thirty years older? I guess.
“What are YOU today?”
On the plus side, she DID get a smile out of him. But that’s probably just because he knows he’s in the doghouse.
I like when she casually asks how his flight was.
“I read a little, watched some stuff.”
I am sure you did Todd, I’m sure you did. I’m sure you were also extra careful when you looked at your nudies.
He had the opportunity to break the ice, and make a little joke however he has NO sense of humor.
Bronwyn justifies in her yap being so forgiving of this man, and staying with him, even though she’s constantly being bombarded with everyone and their sister telling her that he cheats.
It was the long way of saying ‘I’m staying with him for the money and experiences, etc…’
Todd’s doing this phony ‘good behavior’ act, which is always so very temporary. He’s engaging with her about the ladies and the ‘show’ drama when normally he scoffs, makes fun of her, and shuts her down as soon as she starts talking about it.
It’s totally killing him to not tell her to shut the fuck up. Especially when she starts yammering about her ‘Boston Tea Party’ idea.
Yeah that’s a great idea Bronwyn. As if the Housewife get-togethers that are supposed to be fun don’t end up in turmoil, you want to have an event for the purpose of everyone duking it out with each other.
Todd’s like “that’ll be fun.” No Todd it will not be fun and you know that. He is working overtime kissing her ass. It’s scaring me. He needs to go back to normal.
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I know I keep saying this but everything about Whitney’s new house is the same as her old house, except bigger. The cookie cutter farmhouse ‘PUD’ community, the back yard, the man made pond. It’s like the exact same house with more square footage.
She chats with Justin. Since when does she call him ‘J?’
You can tell she’s getting ready to unload on him which I assume he knew was coming.
She bitches about a ‘large transfer’ from their account to a vendor.
So long story short, Justin comes from the MLM world. He was a CEO for a business, I think vitamins, in the job he had that he got fired from when Whitney decided it would be a great idea to film a sex scene for Housewives. His current job? I don’t know, I assume it’s also MLM.
He talked Whitney, allegedly into turning Wild Rose Beauty into an MLM thing, where you constantly recruit sales people to sell the products, do the auto shipments, the whole thing.
The down-side to these types of products, is that they tend to care more about the recruitment of sales people than the actual products.
It failed. She blames Justin. She claims she was ready to launch her products in Target, Ulta and/or Sephora. I highly doubt that. I’m assuming her products are just generic retinol, Vitamin C, hyaluronic acid acid etc that she put her name on. I might be wrong but I think I’m not wrong.
Don’t think Whitney was in a lab formulating skin care products. Let’s be real.
Whitney says she’s mad at herself, but it seems like she’s really mad at Justin.
I hear what he’s saying, I’m not seeing a lot of remorse or actual sorrow in Justin’s expressions and body language. Maybe he’s just trying hard to play it cool. Who knows.
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I guess it’s not surprising Bronwyn deems herself a ‘huge supporter’ of the LGBTQ community. I always give side eye to a straight person that brags about this.
Like, are you REALLY? Or do you just need a ‘thing?’ Who are you trying to convince that you have a special affinity for the gay community? And if you truly support them, great, but why do you have to make it a big thing and do all of these theatrics? I feel like these types of people are sort of exploiting the community to make themselves seem super cool, hip and with it? Do you follow?
Especially in this day and age, I just feel like it’s so not a big deal. Nobody stares and thinks it’s a huge thing to see a gay couple anymore, so I don’t know that they need all of the straight peoples’ support?
Utah is of course extremely conservative, and Bronwyn claims to be quite beside herself (not really) that they now can’t display pride flags at government buildings.
This BOTHERS Bronwyn.
Bronwyn’s mom is helping her with this endeavor. Her mom is acting semi-normal and not calling her a loser gold digger. Those eyebrows though… She scares me.
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On the way to Bronwyn’s Boston Tea Party thing, Britani explains in the car that she met with Meredith and has agreed to move on from the mysterious plane ride blow-up that there is absolutely no record of, and absolutely not one of the ladies tried to diffuse Meredith.
I’m a little confused why Bronwyn nor her mom have any type of British accent, if that’s where they lived, and where she was raised for a period of time. Also not sure why they were living in Brazil at the time of her birth. Also not understanding how they ended up in Utah when she they lived in San Francisco after leaving the UK.
She has a whole Boston Tea Party set-up and have to divulge who they recently ‘spilled the tea’ about.
Lisa apparently lied about purchasing a horse. She does strike me as somene who tells random lies. Compulsive lying is a characteristic of a certain personality disorder.
She starts the rapid insane blinking, which she tends to do when she’s lying and/or making shit up.
I can’t deal with anything having to do with Britani and Lurch. Justin telling him Whitney jokingly said she was flirting on the boat was such a douchey thing to do.
Heather wants to address the ‘vumor’ of Todd, the very coordinated and eloquent man who would be kissing a woman and simultaneously farting.
Yes, Bronwyn it IS funny. It’s extremely funny and I believe with every fiber of my being that it’s also very true.
Bronwyn and Whitney bicker about Bronwyn blabbing to Meredith about a ‘private conversation’ about Meredith’s plane meltdown.
“You didn’t taunt Britani for six hours??”
“No, I didn’t.”
Mouth wide open looking extremely guilty.
Meredith calls Whitney a liar, to which Whitney’s rebuttal is to refer to Meredith as an alcoholic pill popper.
She acts so weird so much of the time, I actually am on board with this theory.
This causes her to storm out, and she claims she has ‘presents’ for all.
She returns with urine cups and drug tests for all to take to prove that THEY don’t have a drug problem, if they’re accusing her of that. I guess that’s the point, which makes no sense. Maybe she should stop popping pills.
I’m not sure how this proves she doesn’t have a drug or alcohol issue, but it does sound like Housewife rationale.
If I were Meredith and acted as unhinged as it sounds, I would say ‘yeah I mixed some wine and xannies’ instead of just lying and denying behavior that I don’t even remember.
I don’t know that Meredith stewing on something and bringing it up the next morning constitutes ‘pill-popping’ evidence Whitney, but why does any of this surprise us?
Whitney is one of these people that spews off complete nonsense and gibberish but does it with such conviction, you almost think she knows what she’s talking about.
You know what other Bravoleb is like that? BlaBla from VPR, also from Utah, coincidentally.
She talks such complete crap, but knows how to sound believable.
She claims to be able to recognize this behavior? I’m confused. Maybe I’m popping too many pills. Let’s ask Whitney.
Meredith starts to confuse her stories since she was basically blacked out the entire plane ride. Now she’s denying things she said that she’s previously apologized for, and that Lisa corroborated.
It’s rather amusing.
She refuses to back down.
“Families off limits” Bronwyn proclaims as a ‘Housewife amendment.’ Why is her face so greasy? Is she doing this on purpose?
Then don’t put them on the show, is my stance, as you know.
Whitney proclaims the same sentiment, but added ‘businesses’ to the list. So if they don’t’ gossip about husbands and their fake ‘businesses’ there’s no more Housewives. They do realize that right??
And then they don’t have jobs. Can’t make this shit up.
