So you’ve all heard by now that Bronwyn and Todd have split. That was pretty evident last season, that she came on the show simply to get divorced, we are seeing is accurate.
And her timing? When airing is winding down, and the reunion is right around the corner. Impeccable. She may get first seat. Probably her and Meredith.
There is no prenup so why on earth would she put up with the way this dude treats her?
He treats her shitty AND cheats on her.
Ohhhh wait, that sounds familiar!
Except what was the difference in my situation you ask? My ex didn’t have shit. NOTHING!!
Stupid cop with a mediocre salary and NO money saved whatsoever. I worked full-time and he spent my earnings on his whores!
At least he was ‘smarter’ on his second go-around, if that’s how you want to look at it. It’s bad enough when women marry for money and status, but how emasculating when a guy does it right?
He already has a two-inch D so it can’t get much worse for him. (Can you even technically even be emasculated if you have a two-inch D??)
But hey!! ’She has a nice house and a ridiculous job right??? LOL. You’re a disgrace to mankind. Both of you are.
Back to this. So Bronwyn doesn’t have to deal with this lying skeevy geezer AND she gets a big fucking pile of cash.
Not to mention, she’s young-ish, her one child is an adult, why would she stay with him? What’s the reasoning for that? There is none. Perhaps she’s planned all along to ditch him when Gwen turned 18.
It’s not rocket science that she married him for his money and lifestyle. When do you ever see that huge of an age gap, and the guy isn’t rich? Never. Fucking never.
Okay so back to episode. Not only did I miss recapping last week’s ep but I didn’t even see it. I hope I didn’t miss much. They’re in Greece.
On social media looks like Heather is getting extra annoying, and Meredith is definitely is going off the deep end and seems to be abusing some sort of substance. Alcohol or pills, or both.
She’s being made fun of a lot, I know that. The lady is a little off, let’s face it. I actually think she’s a closet alcoholic and very unhappy in her marriage, but feels trapped because she’s worked hard since Season 1 when they were on the outs, claiming how perfect their marriage now is. I think her pride is keeping her from owning that she wants to divorce him. I noticed we haven’t seen him all season, have we? So there seems like there may be something going on there.
We’re in Greece. It’ Mother’s Day. Bronwyn made some kind of chart that no one understands.
Actually I take it back. It is kind of a good idea. She seems to have a lot of time on her hands. It’s a fun way to hold these bitches accountable for their constant hypocritical behavior and comments. I doubt it’ll work, but it’s a fun idea.
Britani doesn’t even know it’s Mother’s Day because first of all she’s an airhead. And also possibly because she ditched her daughters for a man, that she’s now no longer with. She doesn’t say THAT exactly but implies it.
Meredith is missing from the breakfast festies. Not sure if something happened the night before since I missed last week. Earlier she was mad there was a coffee maker snafoo. That would piss me off too, so I can’t really drag her for that.
Separate activities which is the thing now. Donkey riding and a Greek cooking class.
Whitney questions the grouping which is of course designed for everyone to talk about each other, so they split them up according to who is more likely to talk shit on the other.
I don’t know either, what’s with Lisa always speaking on Meredith’s behalf. Is she trying to be a friend and cover for her? Because she knows there’s something else going on?
And why is Meredith is okay with it? It makes it seem like she might be kind of slow if she can’t speak for herself, which is strange when she’s trying to say she’s misunderstood because she’s more educated than the others.
Mary drops in on Meredith and it’s confusing to me, since I missed last week. I guess Bad Weather ganged up on her.
Meredith goes on her lopsided head rant about how unfairly she’s treated and doesn’t know whey she’s getting all of these questions and accusations (Maybe because you went on a blacked out rant for six hours and claim everyone is lying.)
I’m assuming they drilled her again about the plane meltdown and she refused to admit she was hammered AF and doesn’t remember anything.
Brooks calls her to wish her a Happy Mother’s Day, and the girls think that it was atrocious to answer the phone whilst they were bitching at her. She hangs up with him in a huff and cries that she wants to be home with her family.
She’s definitely being dramatic about the Mother’s Day thing.
Heather yells at her some more because Meredith’s possible drug or alcohol usage seems to be her sole story line
Lisa pipes up and yells what she thinks Meredith’s perspective is at to why she’s pissed.
Lisa has good points, but why can’t they come from Meredith?
I guess she wants to ‘disengage.’ Then say that. Don’t just go silent. I think she feels dumb about the plane thing with Britani and wants it to just go away, and it’s not.
Meredith walks away form the cooking excursion citing she has nothing left to say. I don’t mean to state the obvious but what did she even say?
She does need to lose the mini-skirts. Or not wear them with heels. Or not wear them at all.
The donkey ladies begin to mount the asses. Lisa tries to inquire if they bite or not, and the dude hasn’t a clue what she’s asking and just says ‘yes’ to agree with her and make her go away. Why would she ask that?
As usual no one is dressed appropriately for the activity. I have no clue why you would wear a dress t o ride a donkey (Angie.)
Meredith gets FOMO I guess (or perhaps just got hungry) and makes her way back over the rocky terrain in her heels and skin tight denim mini.
She claims in her yap she was ‘stranded’ and had no choice but to crawl back to the ladies. I thinks she needs a wine actually.
She’s still sulking. The chef guy asks if she’s okay and she cries how she misses Brooks because it’s Mother’s Day. I feel like it would be freeing for her to admit she doesn’t remember anything about the plane road home from the yacht trip.
You know how when you lie and deceive and pretend to be someone you’re not, how heavy of a burden that is to carry? Wouldn’t it feel so much better if you just OWNED YOUR SHIT? Like when you allow your sugar mama ugly hag twat face wife to give a cunty Christmas gift to your daughter to ridicule and embarrass her, wouldn’t it feel so good to admit you did that and sincerely apologize?? Just asking. Think about it. We all know it was meant to be sketchy. I mean fucking google giving a self-help book as a gift for fucks sake. You fucking shit heads in your shit colored fucking house.
You guys are so smart right? You don’t know how to work Google but you’re smarter than everyone?? Can’t make this shit up.
The ass-riding ladies address Lisa and how she keeps covering for Meredith’s issues, or however you want to put it.
Lisa pretends to receive it then in her yap says she’s not receiving and she’ll continue to stick up for her. What Lisa I guess isn’t getting is that there’s a difference between having your friend’s back, and speaking on her behalf when she’s sitting right there, and is more than capable of speaking for herself.
The ass riders join the ‘cooking’ crew, who didn’t actually make or cook anything.
Meredith is still fucking pouting. Are we still talking about this?
Heather bitches at her for using Mother’s Day as an excuse to deflect from the plane meltdown. From the previous trip. Being that we’re on a whole other trip, one would think we could drop it now. Meredith isn’t going to admit to shit.
Whitney decides she’s going to apologize for calling her a pill popper and alcoholic.
Heading back to the house, they enjoy the pool. Meredith seems to be in better spirits. I’m assuming the apology from Whitney did it? Whatever it is, I’m glad she stopped fucking pouting. Seems like she forgot all about Brooks.
Meredith is SO quirky and strange. She starts talking about some wild party she and her siblings had when they were teens, and just when you think the story is going to be scandalous or riveting, she says “and we broke a dish.” Can’t make this shit up.
Wah wah wah. Lisa gives her a charity smile. Not THAT’S a friend.
Judging from her yap when she gets asked about it you can tell she really thought the story was interesting. Sorry, Meredith but you’re boring.
They head out for a big fat Grecian night out. Britani announces in the van that she trademarked the phrase ‘high body count’ from last season where Angie told her she had high body count hair. This upsets Angie immensely and they proceed to bicker about it for ten fucking minutes until the ending.
Whatever, Britani.
Doesn’t seem like the real estate thing is going particularly well. You know ‘she builds she sells, she builds she sells…’Sounds like she does a whole lot of nothing.
I did a little research by way of Reality Blurb, (that’s research!) and Britani is right. She is the one with the idea to trademark it, doesn’t matter ‘who said it’ or how she came up with it.
I love how Angie tells her she’s too old for her long hair (which I agree with) however she’s only two years younger than Britani, and her hair is almost as long. Well it’s the extensions that are too long, to be clear. As if this is their real hair. As if.
Not to mention, Lisa, Heather and Meredith also have very long stringy hair, and also are similar age.
Angie just shut it and say you’re mad you didn’t think of it.
