Tamra took off last week having a temper tantrum while loaded because she felt ganged up on when she gave orders for everyone to gang up on Katie and/or Gretchen.
Poor Tamra. It didn’t help that she was all strung out on pills and wine (after bragging earlier to Shannon “you won’t be seeing me drunk ever again” or whatever the hell BS she said. Something along those lines.
You do have to feel bad for that level of stupidity.
Then having a meltdown with production that they didn’t have a car sitting there waiting on her.
The whole look on her face seemed so sinister and off. Not sure what’s wrong with this woman but she needs more than a basic ‘therapist’ that does nothing but sit there and let you talk and offer very little tools to help you. Because then you wouldn’t keep going back. Duh.
That’s not autism Tamra that’s being a dumb ass. Then she exacerbates her embarrassment by posting to IG that she’s ‘done.’
All because Gretchen told her to quit harping on her little tidbit of info she wanted to have as her Housewife narrative. She absolutely was harping. Perfect word.
It was basically calling her out for the typical Housewife ‘take downs’ that Gretchen just wanted interested in.
You know what just occurred to me about the shit she’s trying to start with Jenn and the ‘fatty photo’ is that Tamra owned the fucking gym where she was working out! Isn’t it like Tamra’s job as a gym OWNER to inspire and motivate people to get into shape? But she’s ‘mad’ Jenn got fit, and accuses her of ‘copying’ her?
For fuck’s sake, no wonder it went under.
Tamra pretty much acted at that table exactly how she did last season at Katie’s when she was chugging and spilling dirty’s everywhere, and pissed off Eddie to the point where he clearly wants no part of filming this season.
She texts Shannon and orders her to her room “without cameras” before her 4am flight. She thinks she has Shannon wrapped around her pinky again, and she really doesn’t. At least not at this point.
Shannon did seem a little taken aback when she waltzed in her room chatting like they were BFF’s, before dinner. Shannon was being polite but not really receptive. Doubt if she noticed. She was already shitfaced.
Why is it ‘selfish’ of Tamra to leave the trip as Heather says? It’s actually the best and nicest thing she’s ever done. Ever.
She’s trying to keep her stupid orange by turning the entire trip into fighting and chaos. Which I get Bravo encourages, but they shouldn’t. Girl byeeeee. The only one she’s fucking over is Eddie, for coming home early. Poor guy.
Again with the “reputable journalist” thing that writes Housewife gossip. Like these bitches think just because they something that makes it true.
So does this ‘reputable journalist’ happen to have a name?
Gina claims she knows Katie is lying because she phoned above mentioned ‘journalist’ and they confirmed whatever Tamra was saying that Katie told this Kiki Monique Gretchen said she was drugged, or some shit. I don’t even fucking remember.
Didn’t Salt Lake do this shit last season with some Bravo You Tuber/TikTocker guy, acting like what these people say is the gospel?
Not sure what’s with Shannon other than her typical drama. What is she crying about. She calls Gina to let her know she’s running late. Maybe there’s some spanx emergency or something.
I don’t mean to ‘harp’ on this but again, everyone is in black. Looks like Emily is wearing leather or pleather pants. I wonder if it’s a Tuesday?? Ha ha inside joke for one of my readers. (ask your ugly wife about that one – what a moron – tell her Gene Simmons doesn’t work a fucking 9-5 desk job…)
So we’re visiting alligators for Gina to deal with her fears of sea creatures and reptiles.
Why do all of these vehicles in New Orleans have California plates? I guess because they’re Bravo cars?
Shannon arrives late looking very disheveled, in what couldn’t be a more unflattering outfit. Jeans that are way too tight and short with uncomfortable AF looking stiletto style booties that she can barely walk in. Oh, and a black top of course.
Tacos is SO MAD that she’s running late. Shut up Tacos. Shove your purse sub in your pie hole and shut the fuck up. This isn’t an ER. It’s fucking Housewives. The alligators aren’t going anywhere.
Gina, who is feeding off of Tacos’ constant bitchy energy makes a huge deal that she’s late when they legit weren’t ready to even leave yet anyway.
Gina’s acting like it’s this new thing for there to be strife and arguing on a trip. She’s being a little extra with this ‘her’ trip rhetoric. Like girl we know you do not actually plan nor pay for these trips. Like telling Tamra it’s ‘her’ table the night before.
Also being extra about the fact that she’s afraid of water creatures and Shannon’s later arrival is making it so much worse. What the hell difference does that make?
Shannon claims to Gina who is melting down that she had an anxiety attack while she was getting ready and blames her DUI. Gina tells her let’s not out-anxiety each other.
Nothing about this rickety boat ride in murky smelly alligator ridden water looks fun to me.
I didn’t even miss Tamra until Emily said something in her yap about her. When is Bravo going to realize we don’t need these trouble-making ‘characters’ on the show that legit just make shit up or make a huge deal out of nothing constantly? And if they must have them, why not bring them in for like two or three episodes?
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Emily calls Shane.
No Emily you’re not a bad mom for going on a short trip and leaving your kids with your husband, but you’re definitely a bad mom for telling the world your child has autism when he doesn’t, and outing him for an eating disorder. Who knows, that could be made up too. He’s probably just picky as most kids are at some point. And for extra sympathy she pretends to cry and reaches for a tissue.
Poor little Shane has ‘workers’ he has to deal with! Poor guy! Tough life.
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Out to dinner. Gina proceeds to choke on her huge oyster as Emily and Heather bicker about Emily making fun of her for referring to the oyster as ‘lovely.’
See this is the kind of shit that’s funny and entertaining! Just let these bitches be themselves! We don’t need drunk ass Tamra trying to piss everyone off to create some fucking warped version of ‘entertainment.’
Is it any wonder Heather and Emily wouldn’t notice Gina gagging and choking three inches away? Can you even think of two more self-absorbed people?
And this all started because Emily mocked Heather’s ‘lovely?’ Like just fucking laugh at yourself, Heather. Fuck me, she’s such a fucking drag with no sense of humor whatsofuckingever. She claims she DID laugh at Emily making fun of her and Terry. Yeah I doubt that Heather. More like pretended it didn’t bother you.
They continue to bicker as to who talks more?? Are they serious?
Anyone missing Tamra?? Didn’t think so!
They briefly check on Gina and continue to argue amongst themselves as to who’s more annoying?
Christ that’s like asking what’s more stinky, a pile of shit or a pile of manure. That was funny.
I know this is unbelievable but I think this argument, as asinine as it was, was actually organic and not a set-up. I was going to say it’s also unbelievable that Heather got that bent out of shape, but then I realized, no it’s not.
As I said, Heather has no sense of humor and no ability to laugh at herself.
They begin discussing Tamra, and I wish they wouldn’t. Imagine her watching this back and seeing she doesn’t even get mentioned the whole night. She would be livid and it would be hilarious.
Gina announces to Katie, as she said on the shark boat that she called this ‘journalist.’ She leaves out ‘reputable’ this time.
This woman does not appear to have a name. Also I guess ‘journalists’ don’t lie ever.
“Seven minutes into lunch with Kiki… (not five, not ten, but seven) Katie brought up that Gretchen thought she was roofied on the naked wasted night.
I spoke too soon. Now it’s a ‘credible’ journalist. Gretchen at least does finger quotes at ‘credible.’ Not sure why she’s not asking for a name. Wouldn’t you be curious?
They pressure Katie to call Kiki to ask why she would say that. She doesn’t want to. And she looks uncomfortable.
I would say to Gretchen, perhaps there was a chance Tamra did put something into her drink.
Katie claims in her yap, Gretchen said on a triple-date night out, that drugs were found in her system when she went to the hospital the next day since she was so sick.
Jenn said she didn’t hear this. But if it’s three couples in a busy loud restaurant, she didn’t hear it, and there may have been multiple separate conversations going on.
So Katie probably did say this to Kiki? So why doesn’t she say that? I did run across a headline today that Katie claims Slade didn’t want her to admit it to protect Gretchen. From what?
Gretchen points out Tamra fucked over everyone at the table at some point. Well yeah that’s why she has a job!
Finally they drop it.
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And we’re back. Guess who else is back? Tamra of course. Eddie told her to get her dumb ass back to work. It’s not like this CBD business they pretend to run is really making them money. Otherwise Tamra wouldn’t still be a Housewife. It’s simple math.
If they couldn’t make a gym work in Southern California when they’re even famous public figures, then they don’t know what the hell they’re doing.
We’re stuck listening to Tamra going to her fake therapy session. She’s pouting no one checked on her after she took off for getting called out for being shitfaced before dinner even fucking started, and cussing everyone out for speaking.
Did she call anyone and apologize?
She blames poor Teddi’s brain tumors for her behavior. She already admitted at the reunion last season for drinking heavily in prep for the shit-stirring, but now she has the actual audacity to use Teddi’s cancer as an excuse. Love how she still left a message for her even though her greeting says “don’t leave a message.”
What a fucking liar. She took ‘a half of a xanax’ and claims she blacked out. From a half of a xanax?? Shut up. Oh and ‘two drinks.’ Everyone that gets drunk always claims they had ‘two drinks.’
Therapist doesn’t even believe her. She looks uncomfortable, and kind of like she wants to smack her with a shovel. Her nostrils couldn’t be more flared.
Again she involves and blames her older daughter, who repeatedly tells her to not mention her on the show.
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Emily’s at it again, exploiting her child for Bravo checks. I don’t think she should be telling him “Keller would try that.” You don’t make comparisons and/or try to pit kids against each other.
Shane is so over bringing this up on camera (because he realizes it’s fucked up) but I guess doesn’t have the balls to just tell her that, so he just gets rude and agitated when she tries.
Shane thinks he may be taking advantage of the situation for added attention.
It bugs me when Emily says “he’s possibly autistic…” So you’re not sure if he is or not (I believe it’s been discovered he’s not) yet you’re labeling him with this serious disorder to a million people? Mmkay.
She fakes some sort of crying meltdown that you can see Shane knows is an act.
He’s pissed she insinuates he doesn’t care because he’s not crying and placating to the Bravo cameras.
Is Emily new around here and in her marriage that Shane isn’t warm and fuzzy? He’s not about to baby the kid and try to console YOU Tacos. Also it’s not about you. Also viewers shouldn’t even know any of this anyway.
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Again we’re graced with Tamra’s presence who ‘quit the show’ if you recall. She meets Heather and I assume we’re going to be listening to her bellyaching that no one called her, and exploiting Teddi a little more (who I have a feeling doesn’t mind being exploited, unfortunately.)
So now we get the real story, I stand corrected. Different version from what she told her therapist. She now says she was pissed that Gretchen seemed really annoyed at Katie at the initial roofied disclosure, then before dinner told her to quit harping on it. Gretchen just didn’t want to play the game and you really can’t hate her for that.
Looking back at the scene, Gretchen did kind of overdo it with her reaction. She gave Tamra what she wanted in that moment and then I guess was over it? Perhaps she was more pissed off that Katie repeated it.
Maybe she did it on purpose to set her up. Also funny and can’t hate her for that.
Now as they flash on a New Orleans scene, it sounds like Gretchen did say at the couples’ dinner that she went to the hospital the next day, but not ‘the other stuff.’ The other stuff being drug found in her system. So Katie made that part up, or is not recalling correctly. Remember we’re drinking and we’re in a loud restaurant. Like what IN the fuuuuuuck are we arguing about?? What are we arguing about? She did say it and Katie, not knowing it was a fucking secret, repeated it.
Again, who cares. Why isn’t anyone bringing up ‘hey TamTam let’s focus on you pimping out your young adult kid to come onto Gretchen???’ Which is like, I don’t know, a MILLION TIMES WORSE.
So now if Tamra thinks Gretchen is lying, isn’t Katie in the clear? Right? Am I right? What am I missing? I somehow am pretty sure we’re still mad at the Asian chick. I’m not saying the OC’ers (and Beverly Hillers) tend to pick on minority races but I’m not NOT saying the OC’ers and Beverly Hillers tend to pick on the minority races.
TamTams IS sticking with the xannie half to Heather. Let’s see if she owns the ‘two drinks.’
Nope leaves that part out.
I’m going to do some girl math here. I would say she took an entire xannie, possibly two, and had three or four drinks.
She wails about not being called. Heather points out she did call but she hung up on her. Guessing she doesn’t remember.
Figured we’d get here, I don’t stand corrected. Teddi and Sidney again are to blame. But a minute ago it was Gretchen not going along with her little fake story line. She dabs at nonexistent tears.
Heather sort of acknowledges in her yap she knows that Tamra brought up those two situations to deflect from talking about her own behavior, and now she feels like she needs to drop it.
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So it’s a Gretchen/Jen/Emily meet-up in what looks like kind of a divey place. Not your typical Housewife venue at all.
Maybe this is the same place they came to last season where I was laughing how they all ordered espresso martini’s and how horrible they looked.
Well I must be right. Emily tells the server she heard they’re bad but she wants one. Honestly what is with these bitches and the espresso martini’s lately? I like them as much as the next girl, but I never considered them to be a drink you order like, regularly.
So she can’t even substitute in this pool table place where she knows they suck? There’s nothing else that Tacos likes? Not even margs? We know she likes tacos
Emily wastes no time carrying on in the dive bar about her kid and the supposed ED, I think he’s just picky to be honest, and how hard it is on HER ‘and Shane.’
Actually it’s not hard on Shane at all, because he refuses to give this unnecessary attention, which might be making him eat less. Also Shane doesn’t need a story line, so there’s that.
Matt and Katie discuss ‘the Kiki situation’ and Katie maintains this is what was said and is confused why Gretchen won’t just own it, and why Jen insists she knows nothing about it.
So again why doesn’t Katie just say ‘yeah I mentioned it to Kiki, didn’t know it was a secret.’
Katie is really confusing me. I am really confused.
So is Matt I guess, because he asks her what I’m wondering.
Katie says in her yap that Slade called Matt and told him to act like Gretchen never said all that roofie shit. But why?
What I’m not getting, is how this is ‘protecting’ Gretchen.
It seems more like it’s protecting Tamra, doesn’t it??
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