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Real Housewives of NYC 11/26/24 – Father Knows Best

This season of New York is just a little, what’s the word? Stupid? For lack of a fancier word. Sorry for not being more creative in my description, and for the F bombs, but it’s just so fucking stupid. What’s with the fucking pranks? It makes them look pretty desperate to have any sort of

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Real Housewives of NYC – 11/5/24 – Mezcal to America!

I don’t know what to make of this mezcal thing with Erin and Tom Hanks. Thank God we have these two to bring this ‘Mexican beverage’ to the Americas. Tequila is the poor man’s drink the were told by their House Manager in Mexico twelve years ago, they claim. From my very brief research of

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Real Housewives of NYC 10/22/24 – Keep On Truckin’

The Hamps trip continues. Thank GOD they didn’t pick up from last week with Ubah weirdly and embarrassingly repeating ‘Pigeon! Pigeon!’ ‘Brynn is a pigeon! You all pigeons!’ I don’t get her. She’s trying too hard. She’s not cute and she’s not funny and she’s not smart. Someone tell her. So it’s tennis on the

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Real Housewives of NYC – 10/8/24 – Big City People

Trying to make this a quickie but I’m pretty bad at that. Erin got a new haircut that looks like ‘The Rachel.’ Now she really looks like Jennifer Aniston. It looks cute though, and healthy. She did this in solidarity of her mom, who is going through chemo for breast cancer. Ubah meets them to

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Real Housewives of NYC 10/1/24 – Life is a Cherry Martini

Here we are – season 15 RHONY! Second of the reboot! Here’s my Reader’s Digest condensed version – or Cliff’s Notes. If you’re of a certain age, you remember those. It was somehow chaotic and boring at the same time. Erin is uptight, Jessel is miserable,. Sai tryin HARD to pretend she’s not still a

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