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Real Housewives of New Jersey 3/7/23

Can I start off by saying I hate Teresa’s ‘tag line’ – “Blood is thicker than water, but harder to clean up.” Like eeuuwwww. Would anyone miss the tag lines really if they just did away with them? Like every season they get more fucking stupid. Seriously Dolores has NO idea why she’s getting hot

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 2/28/23

Guys return home from boys’ night. Wonder how many Appletini’s Frank ended up having? I put the recipe up on my website – if you get a hankering, or have a 90’s party, or just wanna be like Frank Catania! Here’s the link: Why does it look like there’s no grass around Rachel’s house? Maybe

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 2/21/23

Melissa and Teresa are still arguing from last week. You can disagree all that you want, and I do see a lot of this online, but Melissa, while is kind of a fame whore, and a little opportunistic, fine. But I really do think she is mostly genuine, like most of the time. When she

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 2/14/23

Sorry I’m going to have to skip the premier review all together. I got really behind last week. Seemed like same old fucking shit. Joe and Teresa are still at odds JUST LIKE FIRST SEASON that he was part of. It’s kind of like, next? They will never ever work things out, because Teresa has

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Real Housewives of NJ Part 3 – 5/17/22

Andy: “Shut up I got a dinner reservation!!” You need to tell these Jersey ladies like it is! Here we go –Jen defends Bill’s affair again as she HAS been doing. I think she is really ready to be done with it. We’re all ready to be done with it! Also, having been cheated on,

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Real Housewives of NJ Reunion Part 2 – May 11, 2022

Teresa and these dumb dumb founded faces with her mouth hanging open when she says something wrong. What is WRONG with this woman? “it’s not putting him down,” calling your brother a “bitch girl?” and ridiculing him about being a “housewife.” Andy makes Teresa go talk to him. Teresa keeps saying “she didn’t put him

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